Sell me this glass of water

Sell me this glass of water

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You can't have it.

If you don't buy a glass of water, you're going to have to pay a tax penalty at the end of the year for not buying a glass of water.

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if you do not accept this glass of water in exchange for us dollars exclusively I will use the greatest military force in human history to topple your government and replace it with a puppet of my choosing at great cost to those around you and everything you love

All of the worlds water is polluted.

This is the only glass of fresh water left.

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are you sure you don't want this purified water?

>that single older style hundred dollar bill

that's what we call the ole donny rumpsfeld

Fuck you, that's my water.

You don't deserve it. Give it back right now.

What do you want from your water?

Are your hands dirty? Use this to clean them
Car dirty? Use this to clean it
Need to wash your hair? Use this water
Thirsty? Its clean drink it.

This is the most versatile multi use product you will ever be offered, its almost infinite amount of uses make it one of THE most value for money purchases you will make this year.

BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!
Buy this water now and for a limited time only get the glass FREE!

Once empty this beautiful hand crafted glass can not only be used for holding more water but storage for your annoying spare change! A stylish vase for your flowers! Or just a nice decoration to impress your jealous neighbours!

That’s actually horse semen. $20

based and redpilled

based

cringe

extreme cringe and underage

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don't forget cheney
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>mass replying
yikes

Something bad might happen to you and everyone in this office if you don't buy the water.

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This is just some ordinary water. I've been drinking a lot of it lately. Dehydrated from lying pipe on all these models.
>Shows phone pic of big titty hoe
>Leans back, arms behind head
Hows your love life going user? Care for a glass of water? I'll tell you what, 50% off this time.

Why buy water when you can buy more BAT

o-oh.. This water? Sorry man, i'm gunna drink it..

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dude has had one too many botox injections

It's gluten and casein free.