Lottery shills won. Did you fall in their trap?

How many of you gullible anons were scammed?

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spent 100 dollars for the last drawing and just lost 1k this time around. but its ok cause that was only like 40 percent of my net worth

I won $8

bought one ticket and hit the megaball

>tfw trading sideways

I bought $99 for last mega millions.
$100 for last powerball.
$60 for tonight.
$40 for next Poowerball.
If mega millions isn't hit tonight, I'll spend whatever cash is laying around on my bedside, probably 40ish.
If I gotta go to the atm, I'll go down to 1 ticket per draw.
>I make about $300 a day in a low income area. Not hurting for money, but the fact no one has hit is fucking suspicious.

How do I short this?

you do realize that your odds are insignificantly better by buying 50 tickets instead of 1, right? Like, they're both nonzero numbers, but the difference is so insubstantial that you're literally throwing your money away.

I don’t think I’d win but checking the numbers gives me something to look forward to

Where were you when you lost the megamillions? I was slaving away at my wagie job when my mate John was on the telly.

"The first lucky number is 28."

"No."

Yea.But it really doesn't matter to me. I have cash just shoved in random places, and I only receive cash from getting paid back for stuff. In this case, fantasy football buy ins mostly. I've got everything paid for, a house on a ranch, truck, sports car, vacation cabin but don't have enough serious money to completely change my lifestyle at 30. A hundred million or more aould let me buy basically an empire.
>TLDR;
$50 may as well be $2.

cringy newfag poorly quoting an old meme

megamillions loser detected

>yfw you have the same odds of winning with the numbers 01 01 01 01 01 MB 01 as you do with random quick picks

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The shills will pay for everything they took from me!

>1 post by this id
Look boss this is how much money I've made us shilling the lotto on Jow Forums are you proud of me?

Why the fuck was his post deleted. Fuck jannies

by not being retarded enough to play the lottery jew,
it is its own reward.

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Almost won. Matched 1 number.

mega millions? more like mega rigged scam
my family wont be eating this month thanks to this fucking con stealing our money
im setting up a gofundme if you would like to help me

poor bastard

sent 20$ :)

It gave me a very mild chuckle

I didn't lose as much as you guys did in crypto.

Thats like a 1 in 14 chance

I lost a total of 10 dollars my whole life because of the mega millions. I have better luck on scratch offs. At least that way i end up with more money than i spent

Understand this mindset but it is a self defeating one

>suspicious
I wonder why...
>inb4 the winner is some truman show tier scripted shit for people to eat up

Was a winner found yet?

Id be way more interested in a lottery that has multiple millions going out rather than just one singular big prize

North Carolina. They'll probably wait out the 6 month claim period and actually redeem it around Jan. or Feb when the heat has died down.

Lucky bastard. His or her life is now changed forever.

It's called scratch cards you massive idiot.

I wish once the lotto hit cap the extra was trickled into scratchcards. If that were the case, there would be a lot of smaller prizes right now.

>forever
more like changed the next few years before they go broke and the money circulates back to the jews

It's not like they won 10 millions or something. 904 millions don't dissappear in a flash

>odds 1 in 327 million.
Lol people are retards.

They wont allow casinos but they allow this. The ironing is too much.

This just makes me sad

>old

Notice how there are unique ID's with one post each in this thread. Active shilling

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chill he probably hit the megaball

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This is the normie version of FOMO'ing into a bad shitcoin.

>he doesn't know that numbers cant repeat

Come back when you know anything about investing, idiot.