NO ONE WON!!!
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Lol yeah right. At least 4 people on Jow Forums alone have one, check the catalogs.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS. NORMIES ARE SYSTEMATICALLY GETTING JUST'D
fake and gay
Yeah I'm just waiting till it gets to 20 billion so I can win the fucking prize
>have one
this place is so stupid i'm trying not hate myself for constantly checking it.
OH NONONONO
idk, i think i did
I believed that it was destiny for me to win the Megamillions Lottery, particularly this very jackpot. People win the lottery every single month, so why not me? I was meant to live a life of significance and extravagance. I was meant to win this jackpot. It was destiny. For the first few drawings I played, I spent $50 to $100 on tickets, but to my profound frustration I still didn’t win, and the jackpot kept rising. This only increased my enthusiasm. I started to picture a whole new, perfect life for myself after I won. I imagined buying a beautiful, opulent mansion with an extravagant view, and acquiring a collection of supercars which I would use specifically to attract beautiful girls into my life. I planned to go back to college once I had bolstered myself with all this wealth, and lord myself over all the other students
there, finally fulfilling my dream of being the coolest and most popular kid at school. As I sat meditating in my room, I imagined the ecstasy I would feel as scores of beautiful girls look at me with admiration as I drive up to college in a Lamborghini. Such an experience would make up for everything. I had to win this jackpot.
F-fake
not bad but the touch up work on the 2s is a little off.
>gambling on the lottery and not crypto
We are so much better.
I didn’t win.
I looked at my ticket over and over again, and then at the winning numbers.
No match.
It was just like what happened in March, except this was worse because I had built up anticipation for the
entire summer. The winner was some guy from Riverside. He took MY money. What a waste. What an
injustice. I was so certain that the universe would finally grant me salvation after a life of torture and
suffering. I then looked at my small, cramped room and realized that my lonely, depressing life of
virginity will continue on mercilessly.
That night, I threw a wild tantrum, screaming and crying for hours on end. I had the whole apartment
to myself, so there was no one there to hear me. I raged at the entire world, thrashing at my bed with
my wooden practice sword and slashing at the air with my pocket knife. I even downed an entire bottle
of wine,and got so drunk that I spilled my wine all over my laptop, permanently destroying it. I soaked
my pillow with tears as I drifted off to sleep in my lonely bed.
fuck for real?
witnessed. CONGRATS!!
plz user if you can help a fellow biz bro my BTC wallet is:
18B21YTCJReheeo9bwdkeVkGTBW7tmCfce
Shit
>south carolina
>new york
nice try
>hey hey hey
It's not too late to nuke South Carolina before they claim.
pump LINK
this
and after, world economy collapse
10/10/18 phoenix
I guarantee you had this guy stuck around his incelness wouldve eventually driven him to Bitcoin in 2014/15 and he would be a millionaire today
he already had money. his problem was that he was a fucking wierdo
You fucked up the 6's