Any robbers here?

What’s the shadiest thing you’ve done for money?

Was it worth it?

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There were some Robbers recently that went into a home and got gorged on alive by a couple of tigers.

yea saw the video...was really hard to martub8 tho

I bought red ringed 360s and damaged controllers from craigslist.
I'd reflow the 360s and sell them mostly to gamestops and pawn shops. Literally fed me during college. I usually could legit fix controllers and sell them to whoever.
>Sold repro SNES carts that I'd buy for around $5 and resell for anywhere between $20 and $100.

Nice try FBI

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I pretended to be a GM on Runescape and Dofus in order to gain access to their accounts.
I was very good at scamming actualy. I wonder if I would be successfull irl too

The biggest hit I didn't do, was when I nearly gave some intel to a Fren of mine who was a robber that would have allowed him to rob my store manager when he was counting cash at the end if the night... I was worried it would come back to me, though.

Can't really speak of anything else I actually did though.

I definitely didn't sell hacked Pokemon Go accounts when it first came out for absurd prices. I'd never do such a thing.

Got men to send me money.

I was a 16 year old boy with man boobs. They thought I was a girl. I ripped a girls webcam and used many cam to persuade I was a hot girl lol

you were scamming 12 year olds user, dont feel special

Based

the most ive stolen at 1 time was about $500 dollars worth of spray paint from Home Depot,

i did that on several occasions though

it felt great to do graffiti knowing it cost you nothing, one of the best feels

How

And then everyone clapped

Eye used to sell happy powder to fellow college kids
Solid money, girls wanna smash, ur popular but not for the right reasons, paranoia
7/10 wood recommends if ur not a complete moron

that's a business you didnt rob anybody accept maybe some redditors.

I robbed someone off 20,000. He wanted to buy off a sword and I gave it to him for 20,000. Then I mentioned to him.
>Hey! I change my mind. I'd like it back
He obliged. Then I gave him back 2,000 back.
By the time he saw it was 2,000 it was already too late. Trade was completed and I bolted as fast as I could.


This was on runescape btw.

xD

I used to jack off for free. Still do too, just haven't found a way to make it profitable yet

need the story on this

how big is your dick? can probably make some money

7.7 inches here

found 5k on the street in an envelope, thought it was just a flyer at first but did a double take... yep. envelope of cash. split it with a friend instead of giving it to the police.

I used to steal bikes during collage in order to pay for my weed

Made about 400 bucks a month doing it, easiest money ever

>split it with a friend
Dude... unless he pointed out the envelope and said "check that out" I don't know why you'd give him 2500$

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You're fuckin' black!

During silkroad times I pretended to be a vendor and generated almost 400 fake reviews. Then I used my reputation to steal about 14k$ in BTC in three weeks during a “flash sale” until I got banned.

and those BTC are now worth billions?

it's funny how just by this post i can tell you're a nigger

No. I wasnt even aware how big of a deal crypto was going to be. Just saw an easy oppertunity to steal money from druggies. Cashed out all. Wish I did not, but that money was well spend at the time.

you too kek

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That's a decent rack user
I hope you still get up every now and then

check but not shady but redpilled

cleared out 40k of crypto from some dudes wallets last night.

I got a shit ton of cash a while back while taking a flight to Washington State. Bailed out and made off with most of it. YOLO

When I was maybe 13-15 I used to sift through xbox live accounts from fishing/whaling lists. Must've had an archive of 20k emails to go through and constantly getting fresh ones just to buy xbox games online. Man all those credit cards ....the amount of crypto I could've nabbed.

I scammed myself
No

bunp

sold blow but got robbed by niggers. money was good but addiction is awful

Has anyone ever tried robbing drug dealers? Small time/independent ones like college bros should be easy prey

Sold a cheap Halloween props for $100's on eBay when it really cost $35 at the Halloween store. Made roughly somewhere between $300

If anyone is interested on what it was it was a Fortnite pick axe but don't bother trying to do this now as all the other eBay niggers picked up on this and are selling it

i got the joke user well memed

When I was 16 I was at my friend's house and 4 of us went in his sisters room for some reason, and she had her piggy bank sitting there and a $50 was hanging out of the top of it so I took it. Still feel bad to this very day. Also at my last job I defrauded customers for over $10k of merch that I never delivered because they're too stupid to actually count it but I don't feel bad about that one bit.

In high school I used to shoplift a LOT

Like no lie usually $100 a day at least


Dunno how I never got caught.


Usuaully just stole alcohol and small electronics but sometimes stole $200+ electronics if they were unsecured

Got about easily over $5,000 total one summer, but quit cause I got paranoid they were just waiting and gathering enough data on me to get a felony conviction

you mean you robbed him of 18000

Based
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ITT: wypipo that usually blame shitskins for crime rate talk about how they contributed to crime rate

Dats gay doe

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sauce on this

when I was a kid I would smash nickels with a hammer until they were roughly the same size as quarters, the I would use these coins in vending machines and either put money in and get my change back (if they gave quarters back) or I would just buy something

Made ~$400k pretending to be vitalik on twitter.

I robbed a car autoradio when i was 17 in an old mk1 golf

it was not worth it because nobody gives a shit about autoradios anymore

Based kiddie counterfeiting

Nice, I robbed alotta dough from innocent people there, just made a cute princess and beg for money and get married n sheit.

Ahh the good old days

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Used to scam on og RuneScape with a large group of people. Good times

Kek I used to the same thing for paint, I would fill up a garbage can with like 5-600 dollars worth of paint, put it in a cart and roll it out of the store. Graffiti is so damn fun.

Robbed a house once. Funny to think that I would have done years in prison if I was caught. Ended up getting thousands of dollars worth of expensive booze, but nothing else of note.

I stole mini packs of starbursts from the snack bar at school
Thug life aint easy b

grew up in the "hood" so have done a handful of shady, petty criminal acts as a kid/teen

aside from that i did maybe 40 gees in fraud

Whenever I go into a convenience store I always steal a packet of tictacs. I usually buy something else anyway to make it less suspicious but I always steal the tictacs. It's a bit of an obsession really.

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sounds like you were talented user I'd pick it back up if i was you

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heh

buahaha

He's Alive!

kek

replying, can't take chances

I'm siphoning money straight from the Federal Reserve holdings account right now as I type this. Pretty easy script to set up once you have access. Find me bitches.

hi me rob

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>BTBH
hmm

When I worked as a garbage man i would make restaurant owners pay extra right into my pocket if they wanted me to pick up any extra garbage. made around 500$ extra per week for 2 years until some tattletale told my boss

test

>Robbed a house once.
>Funny
Filth like this is browsing my board. Disgusting.

Burglarized a shop once for 10k. My first and probably last heist. didnt get caught.

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tell us more bitch

shitty larp

Not larp though.

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I was in Latvia, Riga last summer partying with friends in the city. I started to chat with an older lady in the ages 40-45, quite hot with nice big boobs and face. She tells me she is a senior lawyer from Chicago visiting for a wedding. After chatting for an hour she suggests we go to a hotel and fuck. I said alright,any hotel? Yeah, she said. After some tries, I pick some hotel that was at least 4 stars, the receptionist was kind to tell us it was expensive but m lawyer lady said it was completely fine.

We go to the room, take off our clothes and start to drink from the mnibar fuck. I come in her mouth twice and go to take a royal bath while she is asleep. After freshening myself up, I take my clothes on and then the thought hit me to take payment for my outstanding gigolo services.

I go through her clothes and find 200$ in her expensive coat. Fair enough, but the thought of her feeling bad afterwards hit me. I justify it by her probably having a 100k$+ salary and go down to eat the best breakfast i ever had at a hotel. Now I know how a hooker feels and I can surely say it is the best job ever as long as the clients are nice;)