Now that crypto is dead its time to brush up on our job seeking skills.
How do you explain having a 2 year gap on your resume (I was basically crypto trading)? I can't say I was just sitting at home with my parents trading internet meme money, I need some better answer.
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You don't.
Say i was studying someone online classes trying to better yourself. Immediately sign up for those free ones like coursera/brilliant.
2k16 to 2018 - Early adopter of CryptoCurrency and BlockChain technologies.
During this period I participated in the development and consolidation of thriving ecosystems in a brand new technology that promised to revolutionize the way we trade, grow, build relationships and prosper. From technologies directly related in finance to blockchain technologies aimed at providing identification in countries where the governments have either collapsed or turned on the people. From doing research on teams and products to spending whole nights for months reading white papers, I feel I have learned how to break new ground and tame the unknown. If you were to give me this position I promise daily blowjobs as my experience with the unknown will enable me to perform blindfolded, in complete darkness.
why would you want a job?
you did crypto trading... then you're rich, and you're just retiring.
RIP Denmark
Thousands of years to evolve that skin hair and body in a freezing climate and she throws her genetic heritage into the toilet to race mix
Tbh I'm not sure how her parents can cope with the audacity of this nigger loving slut.
>crypto is dead
why dont you learn how to scalp instead of chasing pump n dumps?
I wonder what this guy wanks too
>you did crypto trading... then you're rich
you fucked tho.
did it properly, turns out, when you are good banks will actually fucking hire you when you tell about blockchain experience. You just need more than "browsed /biz for 2 years keklol"
You sound mad, this is what happens when Scandi girls go to the US. Never let your girl go to the states, she will get blacked.
are you mad that there are a lot more guys more attractive than you, or what exactly is it?
You mad whiteboi?
We gonna BLACK the entire planet soon.
The shagging is mutual mate, just saying
god what did she breed with to make that thing?
a brown chinaman?
baby looks asian
Even the mods of /b/ wouldn't fuck that child holy moly it's hideous.
Yeah to be honest it's not a good looking baby at all.
>10 months old
>5 o’clock shadow
Not sure if you're memeing but my girlfriend definitely likes my "lil whiteboi dick". Stay mad friendo.
nice try blackie, not even black women want "bbc"
everyone craves superior BWC
Lel btfo
You lads spend a lot of time thinking about the best cocks?
just say you day traded, boomers love that shit, pick up some meme terms from /smg/ and you'll be fine
Say you were doing freelance consultation work in the industry of your choice and have a friend you trust be used as an client who hired you.
Lie, lie, lie. It's what working for other people is all about.
> I can't say I was just sitting at home with my parents trading internet meme money
Yes, you can.
I am basically in the same situation. And will soon have a one year gap. A friend runs a online biz parttime with a actual LCC and shit. Can he just set up a PDF with his signature that I did some graphic editing/design and web dev for him? Anyone experience in that ?
baby already has a moustache and wherever you aim youre going to hit it right between the eyes lol
fake news
Just lie and say you had a job during that period. Nobody will ever check if you're good.
> Traveling
> Volunteering
> Studying irrelevant courses
> Freelancing through hobbies
All three filled 5 years of gap and got me job.
starting today, i will not fap for atleast a week!
>MY WHITE ASS IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE
OH NO NO NOOO
And what is that more? Following crypto Twitter and blogging?
Just lie and say you were living off personal investments and traveling.
I wish to be white in the next life so that I may experience the love of a white woman and have the high iq of a white person
t. Filthy non white :(
ok same
Kek
that has to be the ugliest fucking baby I have ever seen
>wasting dubs for a Jow Forums LARP
sad times
> I can't say I was just sitting at home with my parents trading internet meme money, I need some better answer.
Say you were "exploring blockchain technology".
both look like shit, absolute cringe
Just a little last one fap... give me a minute, I'll check OP pic...
Ok done, now I stop
Until tomorrow
You're literally a faggot if this is your genuine thought process
This isn't about other men being better looking then me. By your logic she should ditch that negroid for a more attractive negroid ad infinitum.
The point is women are the gate keepers to reproduction and determine the size of the next generation.
Technical civilization requires at least an average IQ of 90-100 to be self sustaining.
Nigger IQ is so low that for much of the 20th century the average negroid was medically retarded, Europeans had to change the definition because of how many blacks fell into that category (even with European DNA admix present in "African Americans")
The only issue I have is that high profile people who race mix promote the behaviour and normalize an abnormal coupling which is on a slippery slope
As soon as mulatto children out number white children the civilization that her ancestors built will be destroyed and the only people left will be chinks and Jews running the planet.
It isn't normalized.
People say blablabla, oh it's beautiful, but they don't act on it.
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Not gona lie dude it's pretty great
T. Tall white loser
boutique venture capital?
how do I get a girlfriend with a body like that?Seems unreal
This is what you do. You apply to some kind of financial related job. You tell them you are familiar with trading and when they ask you what you trade you simply say speculative trading with digital assets.
If they ask for more information you tell them you trade futures and swaps on virtual currencies like bitcoin and so on. Tell them you are also familiar with quanto derivatives and they will think you are smart.
Of course you will need basic finance knowledge or they will see right away you are clueless
>Assuming a Jow Forums user may have even the slightest financal knowledge
Are you new here?
Be gentle, whale.
you can be aryan even if you are dark.
there are many white, sinful non-aryans who despise the dharmma. cheer up, my nigga
Ahahahahhahaha kek, the insult. He insulted the entire /b with that one
I would spam icos for opportunities as a “community manager”
There’s 2k/mo to neet it up
interviewer: so what were you doing the last 2 years?
you: making magic internet meme money to escape society's enslavement via fiat currency
interviewer: wow you sound like a loser, sorry we only hire NPC brainwashed slaves
i put that i was managing a fund lol
had a gap for 2+ years
got a 100k job in san francisco in app advertising tech shit no problem. interviewed at 3 companies.
the ceo was asking me about the bitcoin fork at the time and all these meme questions about stocks.
part of the interview ended up being a 'project' where they asked me to analyze a company and whether i as an investor would buy or short it and make a powerpoint presentation
all was super easy
but i already quit it again to trade
fuck real jobs imagine getting one right as we approach the golden bull run
Kek, just telling what I did and it actually got me a job
"Self-employed"
wtf is up with her face? kek
how the fuck does a baby girl have a mustache already AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
they look like video game characters, wtf lmao
love it, i'm stealing this for my own CV
Just say your uncle/dad/grandpa needed help on their family farm. Say that you took online classes or learned finance or something in your free time.
I can't find a female that looks like her in any modern western game, its all man faces with shrunken tits and barely any blondes.
They call those "Fillipinos" Some of the worst creatures ever shat upon civilization
Be gentle, whale
What do you think her ass smells like?
kek you don't have to be white to experience the love of a white woman. I'm nonwhite and experience it.
>High IQ, asians have higher IQ on average, blacks have lower, don't assume that just because someone is white they have "high iq".
>Filthy non-white. fucking cuck, man up and stop hating yourself. There is nothing more pathetic than a low confidence faggot
god i wish that were me