/smg/ - Stock Market General

tube worm Edition


>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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get rekt bulltards

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shit looks like iit eats earths shit.

i'm playing microsoft and amd earnings for free money ;]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Shilling ITW, a dividend grower powerhouse that is sharply down due to sector, but it just beat earnings and is still down. Get your cheapies while you can and thank me later.

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Fuck you

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i can beat you in minesweeper.

COPE

ok beat me in this
play.typeracer.com?rt=1gpmscz18p

i wanna do a live stream where i race people in minesweeper while getting head and what ever I always win

im waiting

i refuse to be a stenographer, thats where my tax money goes.

coward

i have a high hand, as far as calligraphy is concerned, and you'll never understand how great my art of letters, women have asked me to tattoo them, but being a jew and all i never condoned any of that.

still waiting for someone BRAVE

>market opens -
>short index
>market opens +
>buy low sell high
why do people ree when the market nosedives and post bull wojak memes when it goes up? They're both two sides of the same coin, both are profitable.

Where's TTNP going? I'm bad at selling the highs

attacks to CNN and other places,SELL SELL SELL

men have too, and we did a tape cut-off conversion he got his tattoo from another artist, and it was my lettering
i feel bad that i gave that but Hector!!! you got your fucking tattoo I said I'd give it to you and you got it brother, thanks for the fish.

basically the tape pulls off the toner, and gives clear lines for the guy with the needle. the guy with the needle does a trace and it could take weeks for the full tattoo depending on the person.

buy more again, green day!!!!!1

Why should I buy them instead of MMM, HON or CAT?

i sure don't know how to pick them

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the first broad i stuck my dick in, she took on many dicks, but damn she wanted me to marry her, and fuck i'd have a 14 year old teaching me how to use Jow Forums.

What is something good and cheap on sale

Shill me

Or should I just buy BAT

Barrick

buy more T, just for the infastructure, and XOM isn't that bad... telecoms,, and REITs should do well in the next 4 quarters, but honestly what is bottlenecking everything is transportation costs.

Start shorting, become a winner

Barrick is ez money

Daily reminder that Democrats will get massacred in the mid term, and Dow will jump to 30k within a week.

Can you become a namefag so I can laugh at you later ?

You know I'm right deep down. We are many and we are America.

so whats the deal with earnings calls as they relate to share prices? There are times when companies beat their EPS and their stock prices drop. do they even matter?

i think they're a better run company as a smaller cap compared to 3M, have averaged a double digit dividend increase every year for the past 43 years and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future.

EKSO

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liberals are a cancer to this country

They usually do but this market is retarded

Good morning anons, I'm back as promised.
Did you short?
How are your gains today?

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I know it’s unlikely dems will win but I want to laugh at your 30k nonsense

bought BSX yesterday. sorry about your bear everyone

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

what's even selling off? some overvalued tech garbage?

> Why are you not shorting user?

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>what's even selling off?
Our souls
REPENT

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You winning, dad?

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NO SURVIVORS

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We're doomed.

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God dammit wallstreet we didnt need to retest THAT

Are we crashing today? I'm running out of cash to spend on MSFT

Thanks for the cheapies haha

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nvda 211 is attractive

prolly go lower though

okay you can stop dump now @_@

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Ahhahahahahahahahaha burn in absolute hell

This is only the beginning

I just had a quick look and don't know. Everything is comparable to 3M or Honeywell, but the debt is concerning. I guess this is why their payout ratio looks so deceptively healthy.

Invest in stawks they said. It's safe they said. lmao get REKT /smg/ scum.

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didn't you go short? shouldn't you be happy? or are you just a mentally ill larper who doesn't actually make any money?

>all this overreaction

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Mgm again for no fucking reason

just zoom in your meme graphs a bit closer

le zerohedge recession man

NOOOOOO MY MONEY

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!

>being a jew
Based and zionpilled.
Should I sell my gold mr Berg?

>people actually freaking out over a market panic

if you caught the Feb correction on the main ETFs you would still be up

me shorted but srsly
didnt get into market just to enter retarded bear market

me am know not experienced enough to profit real bear market
if this continues am started trading at literally worse possibly time

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>thinks this is even close to market panic

I bet this is all blumpf's fault

Orangemanbad

You DID sell the top, right Jow Forums?

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Not a bear market
volatile
picks matter


right now is just high fear / high panic, everyone obsessed with the big short and racing for exists when you say boo

Some stocks down make sense because they have huge china rev, but most down don't make sense.

>wants to be a "trader"
>can only profit in a bull market

sounds like you should give up

O shit $70? You're rich lad!

I'm just going to leave this here for the people who invested on the amazon bubble this late.

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WAIT WHY DID THE CLIFF GET STEEPER????

It is. The key thing going on now is PTSD fear from 2007-2008

TESLA IS HOLDING THE MARKET TOGETHER

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Thoughts on CHK?

>amazon
>at worst down 1/8th
oh no

no but at least I'm not fucking french lmao

Hey, stop laughing at my first trade!

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>2 TSLA
lmao french poorfag

>he reads zerohedge unironically

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icebergfinanza.finanza.com/2018/10/24/europa-in-guerra-ottobre-rosso/

short everything

guys it's just the black box algos, nothing to worry about, saner heads will prevail soon

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is the FT just a massive pink pump and dump or is it worth reading?

reminder don't read much into home sales, its because they constantly have been raising price despite lowering sales. The housing market refuses to price and instead like sitting on no-sales because it's the market full of the most idiocy by far

oh btw you probably didnt profit as much as you think cause the EUR took a shit today

Unironically euro zone is crashing like never before

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all you need to read is zerohedge and /smg/

Surprised it took PIGS so fucking long to sink the Eurozone

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fuck that

nvda 150 plz

How bad will AMD earnings be in /smg/s opinion?

eh

They're going to be good

Holding on to it wouldn't have made sense anyway

Tesla is a chronic short

Great

Guidance over trade war is only thing you should care about.

Fucking mansions going up everywhere. Where are the homes that are actually affordable and not in crime-ridden shitholes? Like something $100k tops that's 3 bedroom?

I'm gonna go with bad.
End of crypto mining boom.
And they didn't convince enterprises to buy their CPUs despite Intel's spectre/meltdown fiasco.
It's a shit company which relies on enthusiasts to sell their products.