IRS just sent me and my wife a CP504 notice - a notice of intent to seize property because we have unpaid tax. We owe just under $4k.
What do we do? We're renting, both our cars are pieces of shit that I constantly have to fix, we own nothing of value except maybe some photography gear.
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Are we fucked? We can probably pay the amount but not in the time frame they are demanding of us.
Do you have kneepads? You and your wife might each need a pair
Should have paid them the first time goy enjoy prison
whore your wife out, sell her nudes on the internet, make her camwhore for money.
Do you have credit? Utilize a balance transfer from one of your cards, drop the 4k into your checking, then you got a year to pay it off
Get your guns ready for when they come and make your final stand.
serious replies only plz
>could easily get rid of his money problems by whoring his whore wife out
>refuses to do so and rather gets cucked for an entire year by the tax man
camwhores make those 4k in an afternoon.
or is your wife ugly as fuck and can't do it?
Why don't you just fucking call them and set up a payment plan you fucking brainlet? As long as you pay them some portion RIGHT NOW they should get off your fucking back
I didn't know you can do this. We're both young. Thanks fuckwit
he is a fucking NPC, he won't make it.
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>camwhores make those 4k in an afternoon.
>or is your wife ugly as fuck and can't do it?
#this
IRS is different than just some random credit card debt. IRS will fuck your ass good each time and theyll use the police your tax money pays for to hold you down while they do it.
Taxes are for good goys to fund their own demographic replacement. You should either be living inna woods or using Jewish tax avoidance schemes to subvert the state.
The IRS aren't regular debt colletors. They'll throw your ass in prison for realsies.
Get a personal loan OP. 4k is nothing.
Unironically take this to r/personal finance
Has a wife ...absolutely not gonna make it
what did you do OP? do you actually owe them this money? what was it triggered by do you think? did you file returns? do you do 1099 work or something? did you have a big bank deposit?
she wouldn't even need to show her face, just larp in front of a cam and humiliate small dicks, then sell the video
literally free money if you got a hot cunt as wife
not with an ugly wife thats for sure, a hot wife could at least be used to profit from thirsty niggas that pay for custom porn.
Put together an income and expenditure plan. Remember to count everything you buy including kids stuff if you have them. You'll find you have fuck all left to give but the taxman will then accept a low payment. Be savvy with your I/E report OP.
Stop being a cuck and whore your wife out. Fucking pussy
>young
>doesn't understand how the world works
>got married
i hate degenerate npcs like you. please dont have a kid for atleast 10 years.
Yo I owe the tax man 4K aswell just set up a payment plan I’m paying like 100$ a month lol never had them say they were gonna seize shit. Be responsible man
>Land of the free