I ONLY LIVE 50 MINUTES AWAY FROM THE PERSON WHO WON

holy shit you won

I had the correct numbers for this draw...on the ticket that I played on Friday. Didn’t get the extended play or whatever, so it’s not valid.

I’m just so fucking done dude. Feels like I’m always the unluckiest person on Earth, there just has to be some bullshit. I haven’t been able to sleep eat or do anything because of how furious I am. I’m fucking. Furious.

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sure you did. And after you almost won the lottery, every model in LA sucked your dick then gave you a standing ovation as you got rejected from employment yet again.

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He's going to lay low for 150 days and then turn it in

Oh yeah, when I want to look like a badass on the internet the first thing that comes to my mind to tell people is that I’m a fucking loser that feels hopeless and retarded for narrowly missing an opportunity to change his life. Yeah I wanna be that fucking guy.

Fucking idiot.

>coincidences and things of that nature never happen

and yet that's exactly what you did. Pathetic. Better get back to pleddit, faggot

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go beg until he gives you some money to fuck off

Why is it that the majority of lottery winners happen to be boomers?

megamillions.com/winners-gallery

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Uh no he didn't, also that is from 19th's lottery run.

because the utility value of money is highly nonlinear when your income is constant

Because they are desperate and will throw massive amounts of their income at the lottery because they know they are too old and unskilled to make it any other way.

because they're fucking stupid, simple as that. my dad has wasted untold thousands on lotto and scratch tickets, despite my constantly telling him you are wasting your money. he's made probably less than half of it back.

>Because they are desperate and will throw massive amounts of their income at the lottery

Boomers are the fucking worse. They would rather throw it all in a scam than to secure the next generation's future.

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instead of being a larp faggot with excuses post the ticket. oh wait you cant because its only real in your head

Obviously fake, the odds of picking any string of numbers if order doesn't matter is one in 300 million, the odds of picking them in the right order is one in quadrillions, there is no way an user could have gotten those numbers in that order off by one.

betterexplained.com/articles/easy-permutations-and-combinations/

where?

go kill that nigger and take his bread.
>nothing new

You have to announce yourself. Its so the government cant say "oh someone won but we cant tell u. just trust us we arent keeping the money haha"

Imagine the shit you could do with that money

>buy mansions in LA, lake Como, southern france and wherever the fuck else you want
>buy your own private island
>buy your own 787
>travel anywhere you want
>buy a huge yacht
>buy every car you ever dreamed of
>buy F1 cars and have your own private race days with ex-F1 drivers on F1 racetracks
>pay your favourite artists to play private concerts for you
>get the best tickets to every cool event you want to go
>fuck instathots for eternity
>infinite cocaine
>make all your family and friends super rich
>still have hundreds of millions of dollars left over

all that shit sounds lame as fuck. most NPC post ive ever read. do you get all your inspiration from Dan Bilzarian's instagram? sheesh

>hurr id buy 1,000,000 dragon dildos to put up my ass at once because I’m such a gigantic faggot

This is what you sound like

top kek the numbers are all off by one

Maybe because they've been playing the longest? It's pretty simple really.

well I missed getting in at the bottom of crypto by 1 month

Seems that order does not matter. Also there is significantly more chances for "off by one" if it is not required to be either +1/-1 (2^number of picks).

>tfw when living on the same planet as winner
why even continue at this point?

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>buy
>buy
>buy
do you know where you are? fuck off faggot

You won't have any left after a short time. Most lotto winners don't know what to do with that amount of money so all they do is spend all of it. In the UK a few years ago this Plummer won 15million, with in 5 years he had spunked the lot and had no investments.
Poor people don't know how to handle real money.

Still does not change the fact you read like NPC, NPC.