I have less than 18 hours to make atleast R$3.200,00 to pay my cousin funeral and all related bureocratic procedures.
I need ideas, the problem is not the money/value itself, but the fact that I need to have it on my hands by tomorrow morning at max.
>ideas I already had I'll probably go with my old mom to these loans companies where you ask for 5k and after have to pay 13k atleast, as she is older I think they wont refuse. I'm thinking into get to an shady loan guy that asks 10%/daily plus the initial amount he loaned.
Any another idea would be apreciated.
>things I wont do Kneepading, drug dealing, physical shit.
just don't pay it, let them throw him in the river or whatever you savages do
Samuel Davis
Sell your ass to strangers.
Hunter Lee
thats like 850 dollars
why so expensive? are there no cheaper funerals in brazil? like how really poor hues handle this?
Gabriel Williams
>funeral he dead nigga, he wont give a shit.
Jace Hernandez
actually your best move would be to try and give that bill to someone else. this cousin had no parents? friends? siblings?
Joseph Morales
have you considered a pyre op? all you need is wood and petrol
Colton Cook
I will pay it anyhow and anyway, my cousin got into shit because he paid my house expenses when I were young, there is no way I'll let him be gone like that.
I'm at max average looking, I'm not feminine and even having a virgin ass people wont pay that, even if I did it I wouldnt earn the enough amount.
We have to pay some fees and autorization from the doctors to release his corpse (its corruption fee and if you dont pay they will make it take a lot of hours enough to the corpse stay like a baloon), pay the coffin, the transportation from the hospital where his dead corpse is now to the cemetery, have to pay all the fees to the cemetery workers, flowers and also a fee to use the cemetery space..
The only cheap funeral here is if you die and nobody claim your body, you gonna be sepulted into a hole with a lot of other corpses that nobody claimed/knew/paid.
His mother still alive, I know you just wanna make some niilistical joke, but I'll do it.
My family is all poor or fucked up, the ones that earn the most get a minimun wage for a month to feed 4 mouths atleast. That is R$1.000,00 that is like $350 to feed and pay all expenses of 4 persons.
I already asked for help and I know they cant do it, so I gotta do what I gotta do. This can easily make me go jail and fuck even more the whole situation.
