Is dan bilzerian Jow Forums‘s true idol?

He's basically a male version of Kim K.

He's basically building a brand based entirely on being as obnoxious and hateable as possible, but at least he is apparently making money off of it. If he lost his trust fund he'd still have a stable income at this point.

If I could make a ton of money by banging instagram sluts, I'd be a happy man.

>having to live up to the expectations of a million "loyal" fans
That's my idea of hell user. I just want to do whatever the fuck I want without any supervision

Sounds like poorfag cope

*Getting sued by your employees for abuse of power, future #METOO victim

He's an attention whore. No sane man wants to deal with 5+ women at the same time.

call it whatever you want. the fact of the matter is that the dude has effectively endless wealth and he has to pay whores to hang out with him. if that's not sad, I don't know what is.

>manlet
>poses with hookers for IG photos
>trims beard to look like a strong chin
nah

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I highly doubt that. He has like 20 million followers on instagram.

Girls would want to be featured on his profile so they get more followers and be more successful. In turn he just gets to fuck them.

females who let males put their penises in them for money, pathetic. Look at those thots, they think they are special. Lel

>all those hair extensions

if you don't plan to use your 8-figures wealth to keep working and improve the world with good businesses delivering real value, you're unironically a NPC

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Literally the same girl copy pasted 10 times. Why is his taste so bad? Yea a blimbo is fine but only blond bimbos is cringe.

Its even worse, his trust fund only exists because his dad embezzled a shit ton of money that 'magically disappeared' when he declared bankruptcy due to being charged by the sec with hundreds of millions in debt.

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>hanging out with used up slags who want to fuck you because you're famous
Who has the patience for that shit?

He is an hedonistic idiot. He's not happy and he'll never be happy. He'll probably khs when he turns 40

no id rather be poor than be a fucking manlet like him

This guy's gonna get his head cut off one day.

dan bilzerian is laundering his fathers criminal money by hiding in plain sight

why are all the girls taller than him

they are paid models user

lmao by who?

That's even worse

I don't know, he just kinda reminds me of the french revolution.

>ugly manlet who hides his weak jaw with a massive beard
>doesnt fuck any of the bitches he pays to hang out with him
>Jow Forums idol

Yeah ok but if you could fuck a high profile female for some kickbacks, you’re telling me you wouldn’t do it?

Option A. Fuck some chick

Option B. Fuck some chick again, get money, status and whatever else

But no yeah you’re the one in the right here.

i would rather be poor than a manlet user

Human under cutter scum.

Pumps so much roids and viagra he has already had 3 heart attacks at age 30. So in order to compete with him, you need to be a huge drug taking faggot who sometimes gets heart attacks and almost dies.

Hes not alpha, he does steroids and admits it. Literally everything he does is a joke and you are a faggot if you can't see this. He is so afraid of what people think he risks dying to fit this image of what is "cool".

I've never seen such an insecure faggot in my life.

There are plenty of true alphas to model yourself after. Not sure why so many people pick this guy. Is it because he is actually a huge pussy with no talent and you niggers feel like hes the only celebrity male you can emulate?

>a NPC
It's *an* NPC, you NPC.

He looks like a bit of a loser. If I had his money I wouldn't be paying women to hang out with me.

Also a manlet. But yeah, that fake jawline beard is pretty embaressing.

All the butthurt from inferior males ITT

a e i o u
where the n ? u a nigga

>projecting insecurity
He's having inhumman amounts of fun. Keep being salty

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What's the news for business in Russia?

lmfao what is phonics nigga.
This is probably bait.

>Fuck up in the Navy
>Medically discharge under honorable conditions
>Get $100-million from daddy
>Throw naked pornstar off roof of my mansion and post it on Instagram
Up to this point yes, absolutely, that would be amazing. But after that it's just a bunch of bullshit "I made it all playing poker" and "I failed SEAL training because Officer Douchebag was out to get me" so it's clear he has some insecurity issues, similar to Robert Downey Jr. feeling the need to wear lifts even though he's worth nine-figures. I don't know why he doesn't just own up to it and say he didn't work for his money. He could just start some bullshit charity and everyone would be okay with him just being born into it.

I'm tired and getting off topic here but anyway I'd love to have his life but with a better taste in women and drugs. And less famous, I'm too autistic for that shit.

>better taste in women
Too many pointy elbows? His one-time slut army unworthy of your glances?
His social validation will allow him to snag any woman, when he'll want to settle

Don't think I've ever seen so much jelly in a single thread comeon /biz lads this is endgame any of you faggots would kill an innocent grandma for this life at least i would

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His entire life is overcompensation for the insecurity he feels about failing out of SEAL training and having no true achievements to his name.
He's so insecure he'd rather hang out with professional thots than other adult males. Dude could have just accepted he's had it easy and had a quiet, happy life raising a family. His instagram is weirdly inspiring because i am terrified of my life being that empty

Lol at raising a family in comparison to waking up next to these top tier roasties everyday i would unironically leave my nuts hanging out of each and everyone truely a low test opinion.

Moet bottles of rolexes are what NPCs think being rich is all about.

If it's a western grandma, one of those who dresses like they're 30 (and look the part). No babushka though, can't kill babushka you psycho fuck. I agree though.

Thats every female

What fuckin loser would wanna spend all of his free time with females, he must be a gay cunt

Not in the west I think. In the west there's many women like that but many women flock to the alpha just to please him not for his resources.

deep

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>many women flock to the alpha just to please him not for his resources
All of them do that, if they can. Most usually, they have to deal with the dirt and substance of life, like physical safety, food and a home, to be able to indulge in the primordial desires you mention.

omg 20mil followers omg
a-aand just look at his beard wowie
not to mention that bod bro, such workout yeahhh
and and and look at all those babes !
OH MY GAWD AWESOMEEEEEE

How can a person be so fake and gay? Is he aspiring to be the next Kardashians?

Well not really, not young women they don't. Women are sheltered until they have children or reach their 30s, sometimes more than that if they can keep their youth and sometimes there are faggots who will raise other men's children for nothing in return except pussy.

The struggle of dirt and substance for
>physical safety
>food
>a home

is something put on men, especially young 20-30 men. Women can pretty much be categorized as neets until then safe for the fact they get babysat throughout their uni years with society basically hand holding them from tuition to course work.

The struggle of existence is assigned to men. Not young women. If you want clear evidence of that look how much free time they have to complain about mental health and how they use that as an excuse to indulge in a slothful life style while men just have to make due or off themselves.

This shouldn't be on Jow Forums desu.

Almost everyone knows that his dad was rich.

It is a cope. Same as every thread about him.
>I pity him xD
>He has to pay girls to hang around him and he can't fuck them rofl

It's all bullshit cope. He fucks most of them and they would be ecstatic to hang around and be featured on his instagram.

This is the only real reason not to envy him. That trust fund sandnigger can't be taller than 5'8".

>His instagram is weirdly inspiring because i am terrified of my life being that empty
so true

> Women are sheltered until they have children or reach their 30s

Motherfucking lol

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What the holy fuck am I watching?

>when a migrant caravan comes through your town
enriched!

He is fucking pathetic.

>this is endgame any of you faggots would kill an innocent grandma for this life at least i would
>This is how empty and pathetic the average Jow Forumstard is

SAD

I agree in varying amounts tonkost of what you say.
Except for the roids part, I dont like irresponsible roid use(most of it is desu) but you shoukld have the freedom to use roids. Arnold did and did so under a docs supervision and is fine. Again though you need a doc yo take blood work on the reg if youre gonna juice.
I think your spot onl with the res of that though

kek
link $1000 EOY 2019

normies love that shit if you dont see you it youre disconnected.

I’m with you here
5 females and macho cope
Blitz will come out as bi within a year screenshot this

"money" means every kind of material good in this case, since it can all be readily purchased with money.

if he takes enough drugs to make his dick work and actually fucks all those models then we can expect a sad headline very soon :(

All those girls look fucking boring. the guy looks like a fucking boring normie. the question is, does he stretch their buttholes and gape them and let them lick each others gapes? no, because he is a normie. he just poses with them on shitty photos

I stand by my statement. Most women please the alpha even at the expense of their own resources.

I forgot the studies but there were studies done in a class room where the male students and the female students were each in charge of food during lunch break. The boys quickly shared their crisps and drinks with the girls, even the less attractive ones, sacrificing themselves and making sure every girl has something to eat and drink. The girls however redistributed all their resources to the alphas of the class, going so far as to give everything they have to the male in order to compete with the other suitors.

Women will give up money, sanity and physical goods for the alpha. They will drain everyone else however.

holy shit you're seething. you want to be him so bad and you're not even trying to cover it up lmao.

You wanna know how I know you were a loser in high school?

>Dan Bilzerian has gained 22.7million followers on Instagram for his lavish posts
>The millionaire says drinking and taking cocaine and Viagra caused heart attacks
>The US socialite, 37, at first shrugged off the pain and carried out exercises
>But then he began struggling to breathe and drove himself to hospital
>There he was treated by Dr Conrad Murray, who was jailed for four years for the involuntary manslaughter of Michael Jackson
RIP

yeah I'm the loser. not the seething retards like you in this thread angry because you don't get to be Dan.

I honestly prefer who I am over being someone else. I don't GIVE A SHIT about what people think about me. To me it is the same if I have 20 million followers or zero. To me it is the same if I have 10 girlfriends or zero. My sense of well-being comes from being me (which is the best fucking feeling in the world). Being me is better and more interesting than being any other person. I love myself. I love every aspect of myself. My existence is awesome.

>not wanting a loving wife and family

not gonna make it

I already made it. So whenever someone writes "not going to make it" I just laugh, because I know that it is all in their brains. They cannot see the positive aspects of their existence, so they assume they haven't made it. But you are fucking alive, what more could you ask for? You can go to the store and eat food people 500 year ago could only dream about, you can listen to the most amazing music, you have ALL knowledge available, you can learn about math, about philosopy, about anything, you can have sex with beautiful women, you can love other people, you live in a fucking paradise. Sure you can have kids and a wife too, which seems awesome sure, to see that grow and nuture... but if you cannot appreciate this existence before having that, then you need to reevaluate how you look at life.

cope

Wheres audio

an increasingly nervousness man said as he slowly started to realize his idol is shit and everybody makes fun of him.

He may have inherited a bunch of money from his fathers means, but he clearly understands principles of marketing. He essentially created a successful brand, and he did it by himself.
People are hating on him about the navy seal thing, but I don’t see why. Becoming a navy seal is almost impossible and you can get disqualified for the most menial shit.

He clearly has income, and he gets to live the dream every day. I don’t get the hate desu. Let’s just admit he’s better than us.

I would fuck hookers and do blow but not publicize it the way this fag does. he's unironically the male equivalent of Kim Kardashian. Anyone who looks up to him is confirmed NPC. Truly lowest common denominator, nigger-tier displays of wealth. Fuck hookers but keep a low profile. I still want to be able to walk down the street without getting mobbed by roasties and beta fanboys.

Gary Vs early wine shows we're dope though. At least he knew some shit.

He's just a weak jawed manlet (hence the ridiculous beard style) who wished more than anything that he were a Navy SEAL.

My understanding is they force-failed him last day of the qualification course...twice lmao. He had to have been a massive shithead egomaniac to get that treatment. You can see he’s been trying to deal with that forever.

>this guy PAID to be included in a movie about Army guys
>behind the scenes shows him being like 10 inches shorter than the rest of the team he's with

Is there anything more pathetic, imagine the meetings and proposals to the producers.

>"s-so, how much do I have to pay you to let me be in this film I want to look good please."

Imagine a whole movie studio knowing your the first person to ever pay to be in a film. How does he live with that?

Yeah even if you meet the requirements they can cut you if you don't fit into the group - which makes perfect fucking sense. I don't know how much I'd trust whatever he's saying though.

>rightly argues that we are living at the known peak of humanity and have the freedom from starvation, disease and war to seek self fulfilment
>cope
you're one dumb cunt and are probably under the age of 20. My life is fucked and I can still appreciate the freedom and opportunities I have and so should you

your little classroom scenario doesnt play out it the real world however

These girls are hotter than his normal trash. Where does he find them?

Day in the life of favelanon

You guys are misunderstanding everything as usual. Dan is a cool dude, who knows what kind of issues he have but as my experience goes guys like him are usually pretty chill and reliable, if kinda irritating with their superficialness(wrong word I know).

The pathetic ones are the fans.

Those thots faces say it all kek

Nice dead eyed whores

>skinny white coke whores

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