Got $1900 , how do I turn this into $50000 ASAP

Got $1900 , how do I turn this into $50000 ASAP.

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Invest in Crack cocaine and Crystal Meth.

Fuck Off,

real advice only

Two words, user:

COCAINE

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No drugs, I mean a cryptocurrency , can probably get $5k easily so I can invest $7k into some coin

>Fuck Off,
>real advice only
That was real advice. Never going to make it.

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Well I'd end up dead or in prison

net worth start: +$ 1 900
Invest in knee pads: -$ 30
Suck 48130 dicks for $1 a pop: +$48 130

Net worth end: +$50 000


I'm not an accountant so you should probably double check the numbers before investing in the pads.

Bitmex short BTC 100x

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>No drugs, I mean a cryptocurrency
>turn this into $50000 ASAP

buy kneepads with monero faggot

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20% goes to tax so you end up with $40,000

I wouldn't even do that for a billion dollars. I just want some money to sustain my neet lifestyle for a year and a half.

>paying tax on kneepad work

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why not you dont have any self respect left anyway neet

You don't pay taxes for sucking dick?

You forgot to add in a lifetimes worth of antiretroviral therapy, OP might have gingivitis

buy metadium, FBG is one of many investors, will pump hard, dyor.

For one billion you would actually have to suck 999998130 dics. I haven't done the calculation, but I don't think it would be physically impossible if taking into account the average lifespan of zoomers. And if you on top of that have to pay 20% in tax, as the other user mentioned, then it could be a real possibility you'll run out of dicks before reaching your goal.

>charging money for kneepad work

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So you want to make a 2631% profit in what? A year? I'll have you know that's impossible to do. Even buffet's own company only made like ~20% this year. Real advice might be to learn to count cards and go to a couple casinos, or buy a bunch of lottery tickets and hope you get lucky.

Buy LINK.

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