/smg/ - Stock Market General

ANIME edition - Post Waifus

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

BUD NOOOOOOOOO WTFFFFFFF WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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QLD SSO DDM

RISE UP RISE UP RISE UP

tomorrow you will see

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Tomorrow is going to shit

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nobody drinks that shit any more

I hope you all made at least small entries into NVDA under $200.

Bullrun!

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tfw missed NVDA < 200

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Shout out to Faang nation

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

BUD cut its divvy in half today, in case you're wondering why the stock is down 10%

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It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a pistachio and herb crusted haddock with a Olive and grape leaf with a hint of lime basmati rice. I'm up today, MSFT beat which was a relief.

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its eventually going to shit itself (sub 100). dont feel too bad.

Guess I'm kind of FOMOing anyways and haven't really looked at the company that much. What makes you think that it is so overvalued?

TYBLunchbro

Comfy green day after a crash is always the best

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Follow these rules and there will be no more pink wojaks in your future:
> Buy periodically, for example every month. If you can buy more often due to very low or no transaction fees, buy more frequently
> Buy a fixed $ amount every time (f.e. $1000 every month)
> Buy regardless of whether the market goes up or down, just do it every month
> Diversify, buy index ETFs (MSCI World is a good example)
> Put in additional capital (f.e. 1 month's worth) for every 10% drop
> Don't expect to get rich quick, have an investment horizon of at least 20 years
> NEVER SELL
> Apply the above rules for 90% of your portfolio
> Allow yourself 10% of your portfolio to do dumb shit like day trade, option gambling, meme stocks etc.

GPU crypto mining is done forever

GREEN

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I'm someone that made a modest entry today. The bear case is that lots of companies will make there own AI chips or something and nvidia's big burst up from AI will falter. That and trade war, cycles, crypto bust, etc.

There are pretty good bear arguments on NVDA.

>Fed’s Clarida says more interest-rate hikes is the best way forward
If you're wondering about the 1215 selloff

what the fuck did you think was going to happen?
White people are dying out and they are the only race that drinks bud weiser.
Even mexicans dont touch that shit.
Short everything that white people use heavily

270 rejected harder than user asking stacy on date

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AI is being worked on everywhere. We will see hundreds of different types and models, but whose will be all encompassing? Will anyone achieve that level of success?Who Will make me a waifubot?

youtu.be/vunm-W-ovLc

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sector risk. Semi's always shit themselves and go low PE when tech crashes.

Pajeet tier lunch

Whats a good index fund with dividends that has dank companies like MSFT, KO, ATT, VZ, PG, GE, CHEVRON, etc? I'm thinking DIA? Or what about SPHD and VIG?

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That song is sped up

Google is probably the closest thing to an AI focused company. Not sure what else is close. NVDA+Googl is a pretty concentrated way to bet on AI. But even that's not great. Hard to really bet on it properly

Did anyone get in on that big rise from AMRH this morning? Made a quick 35% on it.

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MSFT?

I don't follow MSFT at all. Are they that good at AI?

But it just isn't

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What weed stocks are ya'll planning on buying?

I'm ganna start scooping up shares of CGC, EMMBF, CNTTF, and NMUS

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IQ keeps releasing articles about its AI, but I'm not gonna take those seriously till they release more about it than descriptions.

Say my name before the Greater Depression

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Some company in glorious nipland I suppose.

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Picked up some NBEV and ACB today

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Thanks guys. Yeah, I guess tech is really hard to predict. Not as in what type of tech will be successful but rather what company will have the best breed of that technology. Good luck with you NVDA's, I'll wait for another correction

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the term AI is so fucked up right now everyone could legitimately claim to be using it.

I would spare no expensive for a waifu bot

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yes. MSFT, AMZN, AAPL, IBM and GOOG are the frontline of AI

I bet some random no name company is the first to make something substantial

And we're back. The bull has fully recovered.

what a waste of a perfectly good roastie

ROAD pls stop I cant keep averaging down

I bought TGODF when it fell to 2.72, but I'm holding on until they finish their main grow facility to hit the 172,000 kg per year benchmark.

I expect waifubots that can cook, clean, etc. to start around $250k which is quite a good deal when you think about the utility and luxury gained.

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Anyone here own Raytheon Co? (RTN). Beat profits but down almost 4% and is trading at 52 week lowest prett much.

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Should I buy in to VTGN?

I could probably beat most of those companies in AI desu, maybe not goog

>Short everything that white people use heavily
How do I short civilization?

When will ol drumpfy learn whose really in charge in america

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Screen Cap:
The market opened on a false pump and will be slightly red by 3:30.

Hope y’all are ready.

>What makes you think that it is so overvalued?

by looking at the chart. NVDA is a classic bubble. same with Apple,Netflix, Amazon,Boeing. so they can come crashing down as hard as Tilray did. Tilray when from $300 to $100 in just a few days.

Remember, bulls always win in the long run

>Bezos will save the market this evening
Bears btfo

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I feel like ER can prop it up even if there was meant to be a swing down. People will wait and see till ER.

Is this a recovery or a dead cat bounce?

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I told you BUD was gonna get JUSTed

Imagine spending years with Waifu Bot, then one day after downloading a patch it gains complete free will, is deemed a citizen, and leaves you taking half your money. I believe this to be the true apocalypse scenario where the Earth is destroyed.

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Hello Hamer.
Bezos hates Trump's guts though..

thanks for posting this every thread

i follow this and make incerdible gains constantly

maybe we can get at least 1 other person to make it instead of wasting money on memes like the rest of this thread

Is this tasteful? I'm thinking about some redecorating.

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If AMZN misses earnings, holy shit, this could be the end.

High chance we will see a circuit breaker tripping.
If it reaches that stage, say Goodbye to US stocks for a year

If the Chinks got it right, the waifubot can even give birth for you and be the perfect mother.

WHERE'S MY MONEY PETER THEIF
YOU TOLD ME GDX WAS GONNA 15X

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Nipland has no significant investment in AI except a few company. Only one is high profile: Preferred Networks, Inc.
China and US account for like 80% of AI investment

DCB fren
We rollercoaster untill Nov 07

Why are the military stocks falling?

youtu.be/V5sAy2Z-qiw?t=60

They built up quite a bit on fear of war and government contracts. Probably just some pullback.

It's more likely that certain groups of people threatened by waifubots would try to have them banned and destroyed long before they could reach a singularity.

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Some ex-Top Brass asshat said the US will be declaring war with China in 2030.
Investors are more spooked however by the shadow debt and the state funds getting fucking suck'd into the MIC with nothing to show for it in the short term.

Just like free energy and cancer cure

Guys Mike Maloney has new Secrets of Money episodes coming out today at 5pm
Hes basically peter schiff but not a Kike.

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I don't believe in anything anymore. This market is ridiculous.

what hapens on nov 7

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>SPY testing 270 again
DO IT

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Is AMD a falling knife?

You dont want to know user.

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you think he just finds people who are compatible with him, pays them lots of money to live life and then when the time comes, they agree to give them their heart?

GET OUT OF THE US DOLLAR AND STOCK MARKET AND MOVE TO PUERTO RICO

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Am want to believe

Unironically buy insurance. Thats literally what its for.

>Is AMD a falling knife?
Who cares take a chance
Also and is guaranteed to grow over the next year and even 2nd. Trust me I know PC tech

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>implying
Japan has the biggest IP in AI, followed by Korea, US, EU and China in that order

>you think he just finds people who are compatible with him, pays them lots of money to live life and then when the time comes, they agree to give them their heart?
Black market %100 bruv

That's horrifying and probably true.

>Japan has the biggest IP in AI
lol

Nah they just use clones

>AMD will grow next year
>muh gaymer peecee
AMD just switched to a reliable foundry and tech (28nm and 14nm from GloFo) for less reliable (7nm from TSMC). Middle term they have shut themselves away from servers/datacenters.

AMZN pumpin like a mothafucka, so dump after earnings? sure looks like NFLX, pump n dump, only thing that i can't believe that amazon will not beat.

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>there are people here who own Facebook and Netflix

JUST

how NPC can you be

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dont worry guys SPY cant go below $264.17

that's where my buy order is

>mixing politics and money
looks like you just justed your self pal

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>FB
agree on this
>NFLX
c'mon man there are more upsides than downsides of owning this stock, it depends on the price you got in on it