New employee orientation

>new employee orientation
>Laptops are given out and we're assigned a task to understand how to use them
>Look, around all the boomers are confused
>Chuckle to myself

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kek
teach them how to right click

Change your wallpaper to something lewd and so establish dominance

>new employee orientation
>iphones are give out
>Look, around all the boomers are happy and smiling
>I puke in my mouth

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"I was born knowing everything"
kys, then go back to Jow Forums

t. Boomer

Thanks, based 23yo boomer

Isn’t it funny that the personal computer has been used by a huge amount of the pop since the 90s and people still don’t want to learn how to use them? I think that’s why it’s a little chuckle worthy.

Kek

And people on Jow Forums unuronically think 60% of the population is in crypto when most boomers can barely use a fucking computer. Keep that in mind when you're here...

>Watch as boomers work harder than me
>Boomers get promotions
>Boomers get paid more
>I get fired
>Boss disputes my unemployment
>Would you like fries with that?

You're getting cranky, call up your caretaker. Time for your sponge bath and afternoon nap.

> Be boomer
> Arrive at 9:30
> Lunch at 11:30
> Return at 1:20
> Go home at 3:45

> Be millennial
> Arrive at 7:00
> Eat lunch at desk because no one else can do their job so you're unofficially on call all day every day
> Go home at 5:00

> Get text message at 7pm
> Help I need you to remotely fix this thing I didn't prepare for, we've only got 10 minutes AAAAAAA

Checked. Also I unironically DREAM of only working 7-5

Can confirm this is true. All the boomers around me talk to their Boomer friends for 30% of the day, take extended lunches but always leave as if they didn't take any breaks.

Be me 28 spend all my time on Jow Forums stop trying to generalize an entire generation.

guess theyre talking actual boomers, not 28yo boomers, which would effectively be millenials.
in my company everyone >30y is literally retarded, not only with computers but in general

>be me
>12 years old
>at birthday party of my grandmother
>all her boomer friends are there
>they have a talk about PCs
>one of them tells everyone how she struggled so hard to simply search something on the internet but after maybe 15 minutes of trying "I just had to press the Enter button!"

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t. lagdroid pajeet

> Arrive at 9:30
> Lunch at 11:30
> Return at 1:20
> Go home at 3:45
fucking americunt time, I thought they stayed there for 18 hours

At least apple values your privacy somewhat, unlike jewgle.

>respect your elders

what a fucking shit advise. theyre the reasons why prostitution and weed is illegal. much more the reason why racism is around.
>office asking to do everything electronically from now on since paper takes alot out of the budget and electronic is fast and simple
>boomers arrogantly refuse to comply and still do shit old school
i still have parents that pay for aol accounts.

I bet your iDevice is great to use filming your wife's bull cum in her ass.

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