Don't worry bout receding hairline bro

ayylmao

you can go as lex Luthor for halloween

Man, you got cucked by genetics. Hope you know how to grow a good beard, though I don't get that impression lmao

You look like you've been crying a lot, I'm sorry you're going through such a hard time user, I'm balding too and am nervous for when I shave my head.

This made me lol

pls delet :(

lmfao. check your head shape first before you shave everything off.

Go fuck yourself Squidward

This thread is gold, thx OP

Ayy lmao

this is edited you piece of shit

Ah, Mr. 47. We meet again.

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t. Guy in op image

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Aryan skull

get a septoplasty

Have you tried a car body shop?

holy shit fucking kek

found op

youtube.com/watch?v=yFUqmX4o-X0

U got built-in sonar broooo

Full speed a head lolololololololol

im sorry op

how many times have you broken that schnoze

>tfw too smart to not understand satoshi's vision.

You look like you have a lot on your mind OP

>not investing in an hair transplant to enjoy rest of youth
>joining boomer bald trend

user, I.....

This

I found this way fucking funnier than I should've

fukken saved

You could be an evil cult leader and get goth puss like crazy

Baldcel's head shape is straight outta Mars Attacks

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im worried since i sort of have this headshape, not as extreme but that egg-ish head type. really sucks because my hairs thinning and i have contemplated shaving it all off, but i'd probably look retarded like this guy

fml

That was such a good movie.

This nigguh high as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=i26d9uWxgLY

This. It's really easy and pretty affordable this days.

>have optimal skull shape and thick neck
>have full head of hair and no male baldness in my family
>shave with a Braun Series 9 every 3 days

I love it. I feel bad for headlets and necklets.

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jesus fucking christ you need some thick framed glasses or something to conceal the bulge

this is why
>just shave it bro
has always been fucking retarded advice, the vast majority of men develop "mature" headlines but that doesn't mean they're gonna go straight up bald

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>MFW I'm thinning on the crown, my girlfriend doesn't care about it and I have enough BTC to make it when the golden bull comes

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At least you're not a jew. Half of the extremists on this board are going to go out hunting when the financial system collapses.

Instead of complaining on Jow Forums why don't you invent a cure for baldness? You're clearly a genius

>thinning on the crown
it’s called a power alley

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Gonna look like shit no matter what if you don't shave that fucked up beard. Clean shave if you can't grow one dude.

Jesus, hairlets are the worst. worse than manlets. Once you start balding you may as well off yourself, its a genetic signal to women that you have bad genes and are unfit for reproduction

>thick hair all over my head except
>extreme thinning at my crown

why god why

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this is what happens to your head when you are c sectioned from birth

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OP is probably not even a virgin and I am here 23 looking like 18, with good hygiene and thick hair and clean shave and I never held hands

>haha look guys i posted the oblivion thing again
normie faggot

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ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH

im not balding but i fucking hate having to "style" my hair when its any length acceptably not degenerate.

to remedy myself of this problem and to eliminate barber shops and possibly running into niggers out of my life - i buzz my hair at the 1st of every month without a guard. sure it means i have to wear a beanie in the winter, but who doesnt enjoy wearing those?

i also save myself around $200/yr by cutting it myself. cost of clippers $70 - last for years. if you dont buzz your head, youre literally a faggot in my book and are getting ripped off by the hair cut jew

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KEKEKE

>he can't give himself a fashionable and free haircut
what are you, some kind of shaky alcoholic?

no you massive faggot. i stopped caring about any aspect of "male beauty" when i became a fucking man. its the man children like you who need to be fucking gassed.

>tfw C-Section baby too
>Losing hair but taking meds for it

Someday I'm going to have to buzz it and expose my triangle-shaped head so I feel your pain OP

Make this face now lol

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someone pinched the top of your head

Oh PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Wojanon OP give us a few expressions so we can have 3dWojak memes

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are you Krillin?

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guys traps are crazy

checked. one of the only times I ate shrooms I watched this flick. Hadn't seen it for years before that. Holy hell it was wild

yikes

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Nice photoshop skills. Turn that into $$$ and you can afford plugs, faggot.

Do you know what Doctor Who is? Because you look like a fucking Sontaran.

Just smile op, nobody will even care you're bald.

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jesus christ. i guess i can't complain.

buzzcut vs taking a razor to your fucking skull like the idiot in pic related... we said buzzcut moron

ayy lmao

Explain your nose.

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Bald and a manlet... Lord have mercy

You. I've seen you. Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams.

Why?

you look like a randomly generated Mount and Blade Character

WE ARE THE MARTIANS

THE BUTT UGLY MARTIANS

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KEK

HAHAHAHAHA

Hey op please larp as Mr. Freeze

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That's my internet need for today filled. Thanks lad.

okay, this is epic

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Lmao looks like yarmulke of zog high priest

Fake and gay. NASA isn't real and op's head was clearly shot by Stanley Kubrick using reptilian eye lenses.

OH NO NO NO

I feel bad for bald bros - at the ones who can't pull it off.

My dad has a full head of hair but mother's bros are bald or have receeded. This made me paranoid as fuck when my temples started changing in my mid-20s, but now at 28 no sign of recession and 23andme results came back saying I don't have the genes for bald spot or male pattern baldness, which is great because my skull shape is fucking odd so being bald would have made me an hero.

Hang in there bald bros, there WILL be a cure eventually.

I have a slowly receding hairline, but you can reverse a lot of it and retain a thick head of hair if you apply mint oil every day. Definitely noticed great results.

Yeah well when my temples started pulling back I got minoxidil and used that for a while, but stopped it when the gene results came back. Just accepted the fact my mature hairline results in triangular temples and I've stopped fighting it.

Your head must smell like a toy maker's dick.