HOLY FUCK I FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! So my dad died awhile ago. Today my stepmom called me up and asked me to come over to house clean up my dad's room. She's been too distraught to do it. I checked out his laptop and guess what was on it. I knew he was into some internet money thing but had no idea it was Bitcoin. I can't believe this bros. I'm shaking. I'm fucking rich.
I'm also feeling really generous so just post your Bitcoin addresses and I will send you some. My life is changed forever now.
I'm happy you found your old wallet OP. I made an absolute killing during the bullrun last year, and then I topped it off by shorting the whole way down. So I'll be watching the addresses here on blockexplorer, and also anyone who posts a timestamped picture of a sharpie inside of their anus, I'll send them double of what OP sent them. Spread your cheeks if you want me to spread the wealth.
