Press S to short all the soon to be poor boomers Edition
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>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
No more free money for the bankers, the QE experiment is dead and over. Demand from China is nil so manufacturing won't save us. The Jared Kushners of the world got spooked by their own over-valuation of the FANG stocks so they're about to take their ball and go home. This propped-up economy doesn't have the fundamentals to last on its own. CNBC is comparing the Nasdaq to 1999 and Pets.com, what a bunch of boomers.
Joshua White
mfw 100% in crypto, have never held a stock longer than a month
loading up on UVXY. to hedge my losses. will probably get fucked there too.
Parker Torres
>not VOOV Ya dun goofed
Thomas Allen
UVXY over SPXU?
Jace Martinez
So whats the play, open some fat shorts on shitty tech stocks and come back next month?
Liam Foster
My main goal is to try and be up 1% a week. This possible to do in a bear market like I keep hearing about?
Ryan Bailey
I wouldnt. There'll probably be lots of short squeeze in the coming weeks since everyone wants to play Big Short now. There will be a lot of bouncing through November and I think it might be a smarter idea to play the volatility than do a straight bearish play unless you're holding your positions into late December.
Nolan Reyes
What did smg mean by this You can make 2xa month on sideways going market. It’s not about direction it’s about smart plays on market direction
Stock market cretin here, is anything actually happening or will the market recover? Are people just memeing when they say we're in for another big crash?
Hey! You're doing well in my book. It's tough trading with sub 25k though isn't? Only thing I do with my 500 is make some conservative buy and sell orders and hope for the best. Feel like I'm playing with lotto tickets...
Lucas Moore
The thing is, nobody knows for sure. As long as the music's playing, you gotta keep dancing. But outside of a real paradigm shift, like a crash in chinese real estate, or auto loan securities, it shouldn't be anything longer than a month of higher volatility, max.
>t. fellow cretin
Jack Scott
Hahahaha hahahaha are you the 30k after midterms fag losing confidence?
Adam Bennett
God damn it I should have sold MSFT yesterday now we're going to $90 fuck
Isaiah Howard
Looking at my twitter feed, all the gay FAANG stocks are getting downgraded from buy to "hold".
That MSFT graph is sexy as hell. How can one company be so steady in the green?
Jackson Allen
So happy everything that I've been hoping for is coming to fruition. Started investing in gold juniors in 2016 with my dad. I thought the crash was going to happen then but it didn't. Now the crash will be so much harder than ever before. Debt is worse than in 2008. This is the longest bull market in history and it's being propped up by people buying on credit and a tech bubble. Time for the greedy bulls to get slaughtered the next 2 years.
Anthony Anderson
it wont look sexy by the end of the year lol
Aiden Reyes
This is why I can't do stocks I always get greedy and don't sell as soon as I have a nice profit fuck everything
