/smg/ - Stock Market General

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>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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I N D E X F U N D S

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The anime rich portfolio wins again!

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I JUST WOKE UP WHY IS EVERYTHING RED


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>appl, which makes toys for mental children and has no leadership, is worth more than Amazon, which runs the internet, is the only good retailer, has the only good CEO, and is the only disruptive big company
Epic

First for -15% by end of Nov.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Any brokers who i can just use paypal with? 3rd time I've tried linking my bank to robinhood and they don't "see" the .02 deposit in the confirmation process

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Fill this is in fellow smgays

easy. 95% of the population are mental children.

Green would be nice too

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GDP beat; HODL for the megapump later

>good retailer

>I fell for the MSFT meme

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Ids habedin 2008 again

>tfw shorting AMZN
>tfw parents want me to buy them something from Amazon

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-500 POINTS IN 90 MINUTES WHAT IS THIS SHIT.

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A lot of people think that Amazon will get anti trust cucked bu Trump if Republicans hold the majority

MSFT is going to get pumped to $130 by xmas. They landed SWIFT on azure.

people are investing in the ghost of steve jobs

Tfw my portfolio is ROYT AMZN KTOS MSFT and some shitty dutch oil company.

Wew lads dark times.

how i survive in shrumpfs america now??

GOLD JUST SHOT UP

buybots will come on right before the circuit breaker hits

b-bros?

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can someone confirm

BUY BARRICK

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Apple makes toys for mental children. Amazon delivers them.

Imbleach hurumph 9001st amendment

Why did I hold Amazon through earnings...

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Here's the bottom.

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its over isnt it

Orange
Man
Bad
Nov 6th

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WHAT THE FUCK Jow Forums! IS IT THE FEDS? WHAT THE FUCK -500 I DONT EVEN

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STAIRS UP, OUT THE WINDOW DOWN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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We're back
Golden Sachs buybots just switched on

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texas-kun?

I hope you made and secured profits yesterday

fuck, i really want to buy a TSLA now

but I know that ride never ends, and ive seen what it can do to people buying at the top

never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers

they cant, they arnt a monopoly by any definition of the word

they have a small share of dozens of markets, not all the share of one market

Bezos found the way to make the ultimate company

even if AMZN grocery has to operate at a loss for a few years to hurt its competitors, it can use funding from the rest of AMZN to keep it alive

whenever they enter a new market, they take a few % points from every other company in that market
with more free cash to burn than every one of their competitors in that market combined

AMZN will keep on growing until there are no more products for them to make

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fundamentals are strongu

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The absolute best business position is to sell overpriced "luxury" items to people. Apple does this and gets stupid margins. Amazon has to actually compete. Apple just sits back and has to keep everything overpriced so less have it.

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So what are they gonna call this in the history books, the Panic of 2018?, theres still some leeway until it becomes an actual crash

unloading their bags from all the shit they bought during the plunge protection days.

>theres still some leeway until it becomes an actual crash
yeah it's called this afternoon

I'm not buying the """dip""" again this time. OH NO.

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Gonna be jumping out of the window today, anything I should know? (I live on ground floor)

The great depression II - Fall of Washington

Peter Schiff prophecy

just look at the archives, im too lazy to autisticly save every picture hes posted, but past few months his green days are 4-5 figures, and his red days are 4-5 figures

considering hes been bear for over a year, im willing to bet he made bank when we crashed hard this week

they will call it the last bear market in history, because we golden bull by january

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to be fair this started the minute amazon and google reported their earnings yesterday afternoon

Live stream it

Dow is down 9%, spy 10%. If you had not sold at higher pricees there is no selling now, even you are were half way thru correction. If corrected more with this kind of speed you hit bottom anyways quickly

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It hasn't even begun

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>And that's a good thing!!
Why do kike journalists always use this line?

If it crashes by another 15% then it will be serious.

Jesus, of all my shorts the one I least expected to fuck me up was GM. Someone pull the plug on this boomer company's life support.

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Yeah cuz Washington surely suffers in recession.

>Microsoft completes GitHub acquisition
thoughts?

see ya in 2120 guys.

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As other user said, 10% over the past 3 weeks is a lot, but reasonable. If we see numbers like a 20% crash, hold on.

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Apple is outcompeted by Samsung and Huawei in Asia and Yurop it's third by number of sales all they do is jack up the prices and that strategy won't hold for much longer

who /zerohedge/ here

Guys. How will I recover ?

The Dip
we buy that shit

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who is buying these 1k phones? i spent $400 on mine and it killed me inside. no way i could ever go more than that.

The high demand + supply shortage persists in leaf rec weed market. It's two things:

>gov didn't license enough producers
>gov in Ontario didn't allow private brick n' mortars to open this year (if you're in Ontario your only legal option is ordering from the single Ontario retail site)

Essentially, the producers already licensed with provinvial supply deals have been, and will continue to, sell every gram if whatever the fuck theh can send out to retail instantly.

Extreme bullish. First post-legal financials are likely to be jaw dropping. Especially so for the big LPs who can ship out the most the fastest.

bnnbloomberg.ca/cannabis-shortages-abound-in-canada-amid-licensing-rigmarole-1.1158698

NPCs buy them on credit. All they care about is the payment, they don't think of the total.

la la la la la
la la la
la la la

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amzn below 200 sma, this is far from over...

Welcome to a bear market, big pops, bigger drops. Sell the rallies.

This is how the meme wars began.

its gone to shit more and more as time as gone on. was kino 2008-2011

DO YOU REEEEAAAAALIZE

WE'RE FLOATING IN SPAAAACE

Bought SE when it went on sale for 75% of of price. Also bought HTC M9 when it was latest falgship for 250$

Someone tell me why Gold is on the rise? Everything else is dropping like rocks but Gold has been going up.

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>apple is outcompeted
apple is not outcompeted by anyone.

>This is how the meme wars began.
Market crash boomer time. You all laughed at cryptobros now it's your turn.

Buy the fuck out of the dip and hope.

Are you legit tard?

-50%PLEASE and DO take the housing market with you, PLEASEEEE

apple - ios eco system

those brands?

What makes people to get invested in overbought techs in the first place? Clearly nasdaqs return to normal levels is one catalyst behind this global sell off

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This is very true. Unless you buy an unlocked phone you're stuck with these monthly plan bullshit. Then they try to make you buy a protection plan with a deductible more than the plan itself. NPCs eat it up. My job buys my phones so naturally I waste their money.

I think apple earnings will bring us down another 10% on the spx before the bleeding stops.

who cares, gold is shit

its got some good industrial applications, but its a very shitty hedge

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Dead cat bounce

housing market is insane, no one likes selling in it at lower prices. It will just go to shit on no sales, takes forced crashes to really go cheap

Listen up, there is an obvious flood of former crypto new fags and jewish shills in here so i'm going to spell this out for you. The golden bull was prepped a long time ago. It occasionally has to take a nap, but it's run is eternal. Now shut up and buy nya!

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gold being stable is good

This... gold suxs... switch teams and go bear of you must, but not stupid gold

CHASING GROWTH
>why buy into amazon it's up 32% YTD even with this sell off

because the growth is crazy, people want gains, index gains on FANG are bonkers over last 5 years.

>You all laughed at cryptobros now it's your turn.
>laughed
correction, we are still laughing at you and will never stop zoomer

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How is F doing it? Everything about F is shit. They just recalled a fuck ton of cars even.

bulls win

Just to have be in the right stocks and know the power of anime. Green today with no puts/shorts

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I know my friend Donald Trump will not let this market stay down. He has never once abandoned Main Street folks like myself. I see my nest egg at Vanguard disappearing more and more by the second, but I'm fully confident maybe through an executive order or otherwise Mr. Trump is going to halt this decline.

Roadmap is good, devs are active on telegram.

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I bought TQQQ at 65$. How fucked am I now boys?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING AMERIFATS STOP STOOOOOOOOOOP STOOOOOOOOOOOP SEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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