I CANT GET A MOTHERFUCKING JOB

Reach out to people looking for wfh positions. See which startups recently got funding and just spend all day learning about different ones. Hand tailor cold emails to funded companies looking for remote work.
Focus on their problems, not yours. Noone is going to give you permission so stop asking for it.

Honestly breh fuck this job market. Just join the military and get a job related to your degree. Go for a 6 year contract and get the experience you need. Companies will be sucking your dick once you get out

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You're aiming way too low. They don't want someone that will leave in a few months for a better job. They want the dependent lemming that will beg to stay for years and work whatever shift they are fed. It's a good sign they didn't hire you. Go find a better opportunity.

Imagine how ass fucked the generation after us is

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Why are you snubbing a 45k/yr programming job while trying to get a job stocking shelves at fucking bed bath & beyond??

This thread is fake as fuck.

I told her I WANTED part time work. I WANTED to work there. I even had full availability. Did I mention it was a seasonal position too? That sets the bar even lower. I mean for fucks sake.

Learning a trade costs money user. Welding is like 12k to become employable.

What's the cut off age to join the Air Force?

Oil is hiring. Provided you don't mind working outdoors for 12 hour days.

just be black or a woman or something
they seem to be getting jobs easily

They inject you with so many different shots that destroy your mental health by the time your 6 years is up.

they will be slaves to the techno-progressive elite
there are not good jobs, because everything is getting automated (software, robots, other cost reducing technology). progress in vital spheres has stalled, because we are in rat race to the bottom and they invest chiefly in cost reduction, product life cycle planning and outsourcing

39 years

this except replace "techno-progressive elite" with "jews"

Nah. Not if you get a comfy desk job

I'm not going to devote ALL my time, 60 hours a week, for some bullshit 45k/year job when I already have 3 years experience. That barely gets you a studio here. If that's how low I have to set the bar, then I don't want to be in the industry. I'd rather check out of society. I've seen women make excel spreadsheets making 20k more than that. And don't tell me this bullshit "hurr youre lazy, youre entitled", no, the incentive has been taken out of the employment. Capitalism is an incentive based system.

This was my last position, they had a handful of devs and we had to write software to automate the jobs of hundreds of already lowly paid factory workers, whilst they gave us absolute bare minimum resources to get the job done.

Start your own business
Find an unfilled niche and fill it
Just b urself

I intend to user, but I need to be able to pay for things in the mean time. If you don't own your own business 10-20 years from now, you're going to be a literal bum.

trades pay so low too

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that's an apprentice role dude. you're getting paid to learn a skill

>I just went for an interview at Bed Bath & Beyond
Christ I know this feel. I was desperate enough to apply there too but never heard back. I finally got a job at a shitty small family business. It's not great but it will keep me going until I'm able to get my own business going or fall assbackwards into a shitcoin fortune.

I applied as a phone-answerer for a vet office (requires only HS diploma), I got denied for that too. Didn't even get a fucking interview.

Bump

$12 for an apprenticeship is fucking decent

Ever consider that maybe, just maybe, it was your personality? That they didn't bother to ask for your qualifications because you came across as above this work?

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That's an apprentice position.
You can go in there with no experience and work your way through the certifications with on-the-job paid training. It's like college pays you.

you're right goy better pay $50k and go to a (((university))) so we can teach you real skills

what's that? you want a job now? don't want to take this unpaid internship? oy vey! so demanding you are!

stop being a fucking retard it is obvious you dont program
if you did you would take whatever you can get and continue looking while building your portfolio
programmers dont work at bed bath and beyond

printf("go fuck yourself");
system.out.println("go fuck yourself");
system.out.print("go fuck yourself");
console.log("go fuck yourself");
cout

Just wait until they perfect drones and driverless delivery

your style sucks bro. shitty programmer

I don't understand

Where do you live and what are your qualifications?

Where I am (Northern Virginia) the market is screaming for developers

I DONT UNDERSTAND EITHER

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HOLY SHIT NIGGA YOU LIVE IN LA NIGGA YOU CAN GET A JOB AT LITEARLLY ANY TECH COMPANY HAHAHAHHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS RETARDED BRAINLET CAN'T GET A JOB IN LOS ANGELES HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

MY FRIEND JUST GOT A JOB AT NETFLIX FOR 180K AND HE ONLY WORKED 1 JOB AT A SHITTY STARTUP LOL HOLY FUCK THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF Jow Forums IN THE 'BEAR MARKET' YOU FAGGOTS ARE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT WTF LOL JUST GET A FUCKING RECRUITER TO DO THIS FOR YOU TOO LIKE THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS TO GET A JOB HAHAHAH

BED BATH AND BEYOND

MAN THAT'S RICH

ISN'T THAT ONE OF THOSE BOOMER COMPANIES THAT'LL BE BANKRUPT SOON IMAGINE HAHAHAHA WHO EVEN SHOPS THERE NIGGA

HOLY FUCK

Literally the only incentive to get a job these days is just to pay the bills. You could be a really great worker and they just shit on you. What about freelancing?

this is why niggers shouldnt be allowed to use the internet. i dont live in LA, learn to read DeShawn

i go there to get scented candles for my gf
they're pretty good for that

SHUT UP FAGGOT IM NOT A NIGGER YOU ARE LOL

ANAHEIM

SAME DIFFERENCE YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

ENJOY YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE THIS THREAD IS PATHETIC

just bought a nice one myself, Spiced Vanilla Embers

how do i get past the phone screen for see intern? i fail almost every time because i sperg out and don't know how to respond to the interviewer. is it possible to mask my autism for a few hours?

If you have kneepads I'll hire you ;)

Did you use enough TLC references? probably not.

Ignore those faggor recruiters and just sent applications to different companies. Try it out.

>3 years programming experience
> I CANT GET A MOTHERFUCKING JOB
Apparently you aren't experienced at all you cuck. You could have a programming job within a day if you were. 20 people contacted me this month begging me to work for them. What the fuck are you even doing nigger?

>getting deployed
If you can't press the button on a drone it's pretty much your own fault

OP go watch some interview videos on youtube. Pracitice until you're as good at giving answers as the guys in the video. These hiring managers hate their jobs too, and all they want is somebody that's not going to make them look like an asshole in a few months. You can even say that in the interview "I won't make look like an asshole in a few months". I swear to God this will get you hired for jobs that you don't even know how to do. I'm an exceptionaly good looking person, but have very severe sperg tendencies. Learning what these assholes actually want to hear in an interview changed my fucking life.

bump

Dude just learn a trade lmao

Apprenticeships in my area are hard to get and pay minimum wage

>not bringing an extra 2 resumes one for them and one for you to use during the interview

Never gonna make it.

Yeah the real compensation for that job in skills learned and the networking you make is well over 25$ an hour.

Just teach, man I love socialism

ALL OF THESE "CANT GET A JOB" MEME THREADS NEED TO STOP NOW

I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WAGEKEKING WITHIN THE NEXT 3-4 MONTHS AND I HAVENT EVEN STARTED LOOKING YET BECAUSE I CANT EVEN GO ON BIZ WITHOUT HAVING A PANIC ATTACK ABOUT IT

SOMEONE TELL ME IM STILL GOING TO MAKE IT

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Check out the cinnamon fall candle
Pretty based

>employment gaps on his resume

lol you're gonna be unemployed for another fucking year user. it's a snowball effect. the longer you're unemployed, the worse it gets.

how long have you been unemployed now? lol

since march. hopefully i can bullshit the gaps in my resume. i just dont want to go back to interviewing and sucking dick

lmao you're fucked

why 3-4 months from now? are you running out of money?

lol
>be me
>accounting major
>0 programming experience
>IT experience
>get offered an Internship in SQL Development
KEK

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I've been out of work for a few months myself and I finally decided I need something no matter the cost to my pride. Do you have a car? Be a delivery driver, if so. I haven't had to stoop so low in some time, but I had an interview yesterday for a delivery position and although I still have to jump through a hoop or two, they pretty much told me I've got the job. If you have a pulse and a car, they'll probably hire you. It's easy, and it rehab's your resume and gives you money to live on while you look for a REAL job.

fuck this gay earth

Hi, I’m 19 years old and I am a land surveyor in D.C. working for a small business. I make 15 dollars an hour 16.5 soon with 401k and 2 weeks paid time off. I have worked for 8 months no prior experience. Full time. Find a trade with some good men. They’ll take care of you. Become an electrician. They have good unions.

im skynancially ruined

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I work there, sucks that the new kids wont get their RSUs but hey 15 an hour I guess. Glad I got mine, the people who've been there a while are getting a shit deal.

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WHY ARE YOUNG MEN DROPPING OUT OF THE WORK FORCE, COLLEGE, SLAVERY

>OY VEY WE NEED TAXPAYER AKA MEN TO PAY UP FOR PENSIONS, WELFARE AND GIB WARS

OH YOU CANT GET A JOB FLIPPING BURGERS YOU DONT HAVE 5 YEAR EXPERIENCE THANKS FOR APPLYING!!

and society wonders why my generation of men im 23 are neeting up

this desu

does this shit apply to college grads too? fuck am I supposed to do?

Move to Texas. Only stipulations are you need to vote red and listen to country music. And assimilate

Texas is about to turn blue, stop trying to sucker anons into helping save your brown state

Actaully this

Im a lothario... they'd prolly call it a sex addict these days.. and one thing i learned is NEVER hit on fives. Ones or twos will give the craziest head and do the nastiest shit in bed to please you and nines and tens will be so confident and Know they have all the opportunies in the world so if you interest them they will be tempted to fuck you... but fives to sevens.. fuck that. They want gosling from The Notebook or nothing at all. And they’ll wait till they can trick some poor sap into thinking they are worth it. Dont cast your pearl before swine young blood.

Plumbers/Pipefitters in Alaska make an easy $50+ and hour with a shit ton of oppurtunity to work remote locations for as shit load of overtime, all food and housing payed or perdiam.

I am an electrician and I break $100 grand a year, most years, not all. Depends if I do a remote job. That doesn't include my pension that pays me $250 a month for every year that I work, at retirment age of 58.

I also don't have to put up with the fake bullshit and political correctness that women have created in the work environment.

The trades are one of the last good jobs for a man.

99% of sql shit people use daily can be learned in 2 hours

>sucks that the new kids wont get their RSUs
What is RSU?
I've been working at PDX5 for almost a year now and it sucks ass. I fucking hate my job. $15/hr isn't worth it. They gave us a small raise about a month ago and I went from $13.25 to $13.50 (blue badge). I wrote on the "Voice of the Associate" board:
>Thank you for the very generous raise. Meanwhile, minimum wage is going up $0.50 next year.
HR talked to me a few days later and I laid into the woman. I told her the raise was shit and that I would turn it down if I could. I said I was insulted by it actually. I said that they should pay us at least $15/hr. I know I didn't make them give us all the raise, but I feel I had a tiny part in it.
But we are getting a shit deal. Why can't the blue badges get our extra $1.25/hr like when we went from seasonal to permanent? Assholes. I'm going to use my insurance to get some glasses and then GTFO. I can't stand working with all of these dumb fucks any more.

where nigger?
Bakken?
I dont give a fuck if I have to swing a sledghammer for 12 hours I just want out of south america

we dont need any more beaners here. stay where you are.

I'm not from a beaner country. I live here in south america bc my dad was stupid enough to move from Portugal to Brazil

Have you actually heard of a beaner trying to become a legal immigrant you fucking faggot?

>portugal
>brazil
>pendejo
pick all three ese

I don't speak Spanish so I dont know what pendejo means. The Portuguese empire was the first in history to genocide the kikes and yet you dare to disrespect my heritage.

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>The Portuguese empire was the first in history to genocide the kikes
Wrong.

>upload resume
>click next
>please enter your complete work history with a description of duties
what fucking HR nigger came up with this?

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If you think you have it bad try to imagine the situation i'm in. I've a 7 years no job gap in my resume. I'm literally JUST'd for life.

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Nope. We did it back in the middle ages with the exclusive objective to genocide them. they were the ones who opened the doors for the umayaad caliphate and as a result they invaded europe and stayed there for 800 years.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Jews_and_Muslims_by_Manuel_I_of_Portugal

fuck off we're full

i am in a similar situation, i'm 27 and i've never worked in my life
what the fuck do, how do i get a job

Dont worry i wont take your handicap scooter at walmart

Seriously where? I applied for around 30 roughneck jobs about two summers ago and no go, and I've worked outside and on a farm my whole life digging trees and the like (hard manual labor). Also applied for pumper (lease operator) a bunch and no go. Hard as fuck to get an oil gig it seems.

Easily. Our firm needs the devs to not be business retarded which apparently is difficult for most people.

Idk bruh having to look for a job is a new thing for me.
How did you managed to survive so long without a job?
Personally i am handicaped so i got crippledNEETbux but i forgot to renew it for this year and my gubment take approx 1+ year to renew a dossier (and it's the '''fast procedure'''', since my dossier alrdy exist and my physical condition didn't evolved, it basically take them 500 days to check if i checked an unique checkbox). Moreover i've a friend who is working for the gubment (France), and apparently the economic situation is so catastrophic they started to refuse cases they always accepted before becuz no more money, he told me the military men get payed with a 4 month delay sometimes, and they refuse all the new demands for neetbux/unemployment/handicap etc because the situation is so desperate and we owe to the kikes 300% of our GPD just in fake debt. We started to sell our airports, roads, palaces, military installations and so on but it's obviously not enough since we exported all our industrial complex/technological transfered everything.
Strangelly we still have enough cash to imports niggers from shitholes and pay them and offer them flats (while i'm on a list for one since 6 years.. but yeah, i'm just a white so..).

The situation is so fucking horrible, soon this country will be the balkans 2.0 the second the gibs can't be payed anymore since a third of the population is unemployed...
Sorry for the rant but i don't see any options left for a hotwheel handicaped like me but suicide.

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I feel bad for the native French. I know that country as it is had unemployment problem, then EU brings in all the gibsniggers. Time to move to another country friendo.

i dropped out of college (CS, i know how to program and stuff but i don't see how to get a work with that if i have no experience/degree) and have been a NEET ever since, i live with my parents still
i am considering going back but then i'd graduate at like, age 30, with no work experience, which just seems like it'd be literally impossible to get a job after that
i might try retail i guess just so there's something on it but god i'd rather do anything else, i'm an introvert/aspie type so i don't think i'd do well at it anyway
i looked into freelance programming but apparently pajeets fuck up the market since they will literally work for pennies an hour

Thanks fren. Indeed, our kike overlords are in a full white genocide power trip mode. 80% Of the new born in my region are non-white. 80 fucking %, can you believe it? In the train you are literally the only white most of the time.

But i don't want to move, it's my nation, i can trace back my family tree up to the 13th century, we always lived here. But in 2 generations the kikes managed to destroy what made 2000 years to be created. They wont stop until the last white man on this earth is dead. I'm studied a lot the esoteric doctrines of th theosophical & anthroposophic societies, the qallabah, Zohar, qlipoths etc, our extermination is their ultimate goal. But even if i'm a useless handicaped fucker, i refuse to abandon my beloved country, even if it's a nigger and degeneracy bottomless pit.

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