Just found out my girl is pregnant

Don't listen to these fags user, you can do this. You need to get into a trade or something if you are a neet though, don't fall for the college meme.

Not a NEET, white collar wageslave.

Sitting having a beer right now while she sleeps. Can't believe this.

Why are you sharing a bed with your daughter, OP?

Majority of people do it. Majority people on this board will end up doing it. You'll be fine, OP. shit usually works out alright.

There’s always the rope

You’ve traded a life of comfort, luxury, and adventure...for pic related.

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Only thing is man I'm not sure I am emotionally capable of being a father. I struggle enough to feign empathy with those close to me in the first place.

Fuck, shit hits hard. Need to smoke or some shit and I quit cigs 4 years ago.

please tell me you didnt race mix user

well luckily biology will take over when the baby becomes tangible. it'll be fine just go with the flow

as for your bags, good fuckin luck

lol

>inb4 a black baby comes out op's gf 9 months later.

>being so NPC your brain is literally rewired from Pornhub that you associate babies with Blacked.com

Never change Jow Forums

Congratz my man, you're in for one hell of a ride. Make al preps asap and you'll become happy af.
My girl is pregnant for 7 months now, and i can't wait for it to happen. Best of luck to you and your girl and lets hope these bags will moon someday

OP how did it happen? You probably have noone but yourself to blame. Fucking always make sure the condom is on right, check it after.

GG OP your dick did the talking.

>Get ready for child support

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Looks like you'll have to withdraw those bags my man :)

maybe soon, maybe not for 2-3 more years

Her and her mom are going to pressure you to sell your shitcoins for diapers. Just use napkins until your shitcoins moon

you'll have to slowly sell your whole stack at a loss and wagecuck the rest of your life watching bitcoin go to 100k

MOTHER FUCK BRO YOU ARE SO FUCKED !!!!!!!!!

lol enjoy retiring at 80 bro

Time to go back to /x/ buddy

This is the last fucking place to go to for comfort and advice. Virtually everyone here is no older than 25 and or are unloved and thus retarded sociopaths.

Look, you take care of that fucking kid. I hope your girl is good and will be a good mother. Start working if you haven’t already and save every dime. Protect your investments and keep working. Maybe loan money from someone you can trust and dump that into an auspicious crypto platform.

Don’t worry, you’re just becoming a man. Trust me, it’s a lot better than being a faggot man child like virtually everyone on this board with their shitposting and inane material obsessions. Useless fucking faggots.

Buy this too

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I know of traditional West African herbs that will induce miscarriage within 3 months. You would just have to sneak it into her food/drink for 2 weeks. Let me know if you're interested.