At job interview

>at job interview
>"Why couldn't we find you on Facebook, user?

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never been asked this, please dont tell me "talent acquisition" roasties actually do this

Never once happened to me. Are you trying to be a fucking blogger?

>Why are you looking me up on facebook? That creepy as fuck and invasive to my privacy.
>Get up and walk the fuck out of the interview

Because I don't have a Facebook account?!?

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>why don't you have a phone?

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welcome to non-stem
you could have prevented this

That sneaky kike zuckercuck is evil

What year am I in? Did it happen again?

I've worked on projects where we sign a non disclosure agreement not to leak any information to social media.
More often than not it's for public relations reasons than security, especially for government projects.

>why don't you have any cybernetic implants user?

>at job interview
>"why are you still a virgin mr. user?"

looks like our north star hasn't changed still
we don't need to boil the ocean here

>why are you prying into my personal life
>that is unprofessional show me to the fucking exit immediately
i have had to do this twice in my life
they got the point real fast

Lol

Dubs.

>at job interview
>"why are you interested in our company?"
>mutter something good about the company and why my skills are a good fit
>"I think that wraps up the interview. We'll keep in touch"
>never hear back

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>show me to the fucking exit immediately

Did you walk into the room blindfolded you autistic retard?

Turns out he was applying to the NSA, and yes he was blindfolded, and no they didn't understand where his criticism was comming from

Just say you don't condemn the way Facebook has turned into a political tool.
It's vague and bipartisan.

>I have been permabanned for ''extreme antisemitism'' m'am.

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roll

kek

Iktf

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>Why don't you have an RFID chip implant connected to your bank account, user? How do you expect us to pay you?

>you don't have a social media presence?

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We've noticed you're not wearing a gps buttplug or pulse monitor penis cage... why is that, user?

>don't condemn
The absolute state of this board

>"why are you interested in our company?"

herp derp i need money for food and bills.

>never hear back

KEK

Because Facebook is a dying platform. I switched to Twitter. Look me up @magapepe1488

That’s fucking gay bro

Why these girls have bulges in their panties?

nice username
makes up for the shit post

Rollan

Kek
you mean don't CONDONE?

Because i deleted my account with the data leak problems facebook had. I value the protection of private data

WAIT THEYRE FUCKING TRAPS NOOOOOOOOOO

I dont have faceberg twatter instagaym or fagchat
Neither do I have a goyphone, just burners.

5yrs ago this was normal
Today they look at me like I´m from another planet.
Mark of the Beast is already here and I am surrounded by human apes.

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Ana´s got a surprise for you lad

Kek if my interviews going to hell anyway ill say this

Roll

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Many are good choices. I like the dark hair ones though.

Wtf what did God mean by this?

they do

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Explain that you come from a poor background and couldn't afford a reliable internet connection so you never bothered making one

>privacy
>facebook

pick one

>Because I have a social media addiction and I spend too much time using it.

...When they don't hire you file a lawsuit for disability based discrimination.

more like, "why couldn't we find you on linkedin?"
or "do you have a linkedin profile?"
"i think I have a few business connections that might interest you, how can I find you on linkedin?"

omg rolling for dubs please lord

rollin