Masturbate 7-8 times a day

>masturbate 7-8 times a day
>pain all through my body
>sleep because it causes me not to hurt
>27 year old virgin who made it from ethereum
>nap through out the day in between masturbation sessions
>mom asks me to bring in groceries
>hands hurt so much I can barely lift in the bags
>end up dropping the milk and vegetables all over the drive way
>mother screams at me asking what the fuck is wrong with me
>tell her him not feeling good and go lock myself in my room and turn on Tara tainton again
>wake up in even more pain thinking I can't escape this cycle

You guys told me after you made it from crypto everything would be better. You guys fucking lied.

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You have wage slave mind, fucking do something, faggot

>Tara tainton
kek. she looks like by bio teacher in uni. no thanks

why are you in constant physical pain?

i am too, im just curious whats up with you.

eat some vegetables

Money is not everything. It's clearly wasted on you. End yourself and leave the money to your family, at least you're not completely useless that way.

Something is majorly wrong with you. You should see a doctor and make sure you don't have multiple sclerosis. Try smoking some weed and see if that helps.

Even though I'm in pain I can tell you guys how you can makeit I've been in crypto since 2013 and I know the two best coins to be buying over the next 2 years. No one talks about them guys I'll help you if you can please just tell me how I stop my addition to masturbation.

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addiction *

Look up the christ within and then you'll want to nofap

You are addicted to fapping because you have nothing else that rewards you. Pick up a real hobby. Watching porn is not a good one.

>thinks he made it
>lives with mother

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Just impulse register for a course on anything, art shit, computing, writing classes whatever and go there. Also if you don't have the motivation to go to a gym yet, force yourself to take walks just breaking the loop a few times will start to change things

You shouldn't stop entirely but prozac will murder your sex drive or you could just learn to lucid dream.

Also if nothing works go see someone

You can't.
Unless you can find something else to do like game. But even when I'm dead in cs go waiting for the next round I'll jack. Sometimes without even noticing. My sick can get pretty raw. Sorry I can't help. What are the coins though bro

Here's coin 1 but you guys still haven't told me the actual steps required please tell me before I post coin #2

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Guess no one wants to know the next coin fine.

This board is becoming a sad blend of Jow Forums and Jow Forums without any Jow Forums. What the fuck are these whining threads doing outside of the in-cel containment boards. Only on Jow Forums and in India do people shit where they eat with such regularity, nice (master)b8 scum

Sad!

What coin is that user? And do reality checks, like looking at something that has text or trying to pinch yourself, then become aware you're dreaming once you make that a subconscious habbit and control it.

You useless peace of shit.
First off start by doing calisthenics and some easy body weight stuff.
Go to a doctor for a FULL health check up. Stop being a retard asking why you're in pain without trying to really find out. Stupid fucking cunt.
Next find a job. 8 hours a day out of the house will be 8 hours you won't fap.
Repair your fucking brain from the loser catcher that is porn addiction.
If you don't even fucking try you might as well kill yourself you fucking loser.

Ok thanks for the advice the other coin is Grin. I'll try to do better

Why the fuck should I believe you if you haven't even figured out how to live life @ 27? Also this might as well be a popularity boosting thread for Grin.
Aight kid, because you are still a kid obviously, in your 27, good luck. If you haven't improved your life in 1 year kill yourself. Because you won't make it.

>pretend to made it
>in this larp scenario, could literally pay someone to be with them 24/7 and stop them from doing that shit
>goes on Jow Forums instead
0/10

unironically me except im a poor slav

I'm already financially free and will never work again because of ethereum. My mother doesn't know I've made it and it's not her place to know. Next thing she will be asking me to pay rent which she can fuck right off. You helped me though so take my info or not.

Lmao. Nice bait.
You already know what to do: restrict masturbation, eat healthy, exercise, go outside, socialize with other people. Oh and don't forget to kys.

I've bookmarked them so I'll keep track.
Move out. Your life doesn't start until you live on your own independently. Living on your own is a completely different life. Just don't go back to old habits.
Honestly moving out would be the best option for you. You need a massive change in routine so you don't fall back on old habits. 2 years ago I was an incel myself. Now I am pretty shredded, I know how to cook a pretty damn good meal and I can get most women with ease. And thats all because I chose to live my life not sit in front of a monitor drilling on about how life and the world works.

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You fucking faggot should pay the rent. You're 27 goddam years old. Move out the house or contribute.

Thank you sir. Im not OP but this is very helpful. I work with only pull ups and dumbbells at home and see a little gains already

Wanna learn how to walk on your hands?

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>tfw 29 y/o virgin that only faps 1-3 times a day and didn't quite make it from ethereum
At least I don't live in pain all the time, and with my mother, so I guess things could be worse. But tell me OP, would you honestly want to switch places if you could?

NoFap, NoSurf, NoPillow.

Porn and masturbation addiction is no joke user, you should see someone. When you are a bit more stable, get a place for yourself.

sounds like a classic case of wanting to fuck your mother.
don't forget to tip her emoney when you're done

thanks, saved

Read this user, sounds like you need it

Forgot link sites.google.com/site/hackbookeasypeasy/home

take lsd or shrooms. it will give you a hard reset of your unconscious self trough deep introspection, and motivate you to spend energy on what is real.

this.

You're in pain because of dopamine depletion. Dopamine regulates pain sensitivity. When you masturbate, your brain releases increasingly higher amounts of dopamine.

The solution is simple: stop masturbating and get a life.

First off congratulations for making it with Crypto! You already achieved a financial free life which all of us carve so much. Now it's time to go on from there (assuming you aren't rich for a very long time yet). It's important to have goals, it'll keep you on track. I started running 5 months ago for example, atm I can do 6,5 kilometers and run 1/2 hour straight. My goal is 10 kilometers. You should go to a therapist, it helps talking about things sometimes, doesn't necessarily mean you're twisted in your head. It's a totally new situation.

Thanks for mentioning Tara Tainton btw, that chick is hot af.

You're fucking retarded. With or without money you're just a massive beta loser.

God i fuckin luv ya guys
U showed me nimiq
U gave me rational male
U gave me AC for porn
God bless u user

Well I just had sex with a chubby girl.

Not him but I fapped at work more often than I'd care to admit. Private bathrooms, offshifts, when other people are out of the building, etc.

Lol

welcome to Jow Forums

Do one thing for 5 years. Spend all your free time doing one thing. Do it automatically and incessantly. It doesn't matter what it is, just do it for 5 years. This has to be a skill, but it doesn't have to be useful. It could be whittling a stick or collecting stamps or making fucking pottery. Just do it for 5 years, it just can't be masturbating. If you do one thing for 5 years your life will change. Maybe it could even be working out. Whatever you decide.

Imagine all the dead people of your family watching u from heaven.

This cant be real

Made it from eth but still lives with mommy fucking kys

Those are alot of faps
Start toning down, day by day
Today only 5 times
Tomorrow only 4
etc etc
untill you're at the healthy God level of 1x every 3 days.

Look up inner engineering and Sadhguru. For real.

I know it sounds like a meme, but just listen.
try mindfulness/self awareness.
at whatever point you can in the process, stop for even a split second and ask yourself, "why am I masturbating right now?" or "why do I want to masturbate right now?"
just work at that for a while and try to pay attention and actually come up with a reason or two. even if it doesn't stop you then and there. just keep doing it every time.

it seems like you don't have much going on in your life. if you really made it, think of the money as a utility. it is merely a tool. it won't bring you happiness in, and of, itself but can give you easier access to things that make you happy.

short term, start getting out of the house, even if it hurts. do whatever you can, but push yourself. get some sun, some fresh air, take a multivitamin, eat some veggies, eat regular meals. take some damn interest in your life. treat it like your own personal experiment if you want.

use your money to develop some hobbies, preferably outdoors or athletic, but something craft focused can also be good. from there starting reaching out and building connections, there are lost of IRL communities built around hobbies, you'd be surprised. online groups are great for general info but irl groups are much better.

once you have some of your life sorted out, look into moving out of the house, now that you can actually take care of yourself, and maybe even enjoy it at times. this will give you a huge sense of freedom and living with parents as an adult really feels shitty, like you're trapped by your circumstances.
try turning one of your hobbies into a small business. if you have the money it makes it easier. maybe if you make a couple good friends in one of the hobby groups, propose setting up something small that requires minimum effort on their part so that they can stick to what they like doing.

also, read books (on stoicism), reduce screen time, maybe try an elimination diet? also, go to a doctor

>sites.google.com/site/hackbookeasypeasy/home
totally horseshit

so porn is your excuse to justify your life failures?
you just need what humans need: friends, job, family

hey i dont know what its like to be constantly in pain but maybe if i tell you how i spend my days youll get inspired

>be 22 yr old NEET who lives in moms nice suburban house
>Make my living trading on bitmex (im a poorfag but i live in an eastern european capital city so its more than enough
>wake up somewhere before noon, breakfast like kings
>go for a swim, sauna &shit
>grab a meal, fuckoff back to moms basement (note its only 3-4pm by now)
>open position on mex, play musical instruments (i like the guitar and le piano), read stuff, surf the web, listen to music
>go over to nerd frens house, smoke dudeweed & play vidya/go out if weekend
>back home, talk to sis&mom
>watch a movie/read before bedtime
>repeat

i know it sounds boring as fuck but actually im quite happy. i think the swimming&sauna part would be particularly useful for you OP. good luck finding yourself

care to elaborate?

What an insufferable faggot

Read a book called "The Power of Now"
Meditate 20 mins every day
Nofap

Why don't you just get an opiate addiction? Like seiously. Get on pain management, the drugs will make you feel good probably help with some of that obvious depression. Sounds like it would be healthier

what is the two best coins to buy?

OP, from a scale from 0 to 10, how much you wanna CHANGE?

I can help you out.

pics or it didn't happen

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HOW DO YOU ACTUALLY EJACULATE 8 TIMES A DAY
THE MOST I HAVE EVER MANAGED IS LIKE 4 AND THAT WAS NOT GOOD

Go to a fucking doctor you idiot. You're 27 you should not be in constant physical pain. In the meantime start using kratom for pain management.

>he doesn't get paid to get his massive dong worshipped

What's that coin?

>I'm already financially free
prove it.. otherwise larp.

Bad advice. It will makes things worse. He needs to find out what is causing his pain. Opiates just make things worse. And then he will become dependent on them.

Yeah, but it would be more functional that masterbation addiction.

Obviously it's not a good solution, and I'm being sarcastic. But I honestly think it would be an improvement to his situation now

>used to be exactly like OP but minus the crypto gains
>thought I'd never be free
>took the semen retention redpill
>realize none of the great minds in history fapped, da Vinci, newton, Tesla, none of them fapped, could list people all day. Cant list one fapper who did anything that mattered.
>after a month you feel amazing
>women are magically attracted to me now everywhere I go
>people out with me notice women paying attention to me I dont even see cause I dont give as much of a fuck
>eventually fuck girls but dont even come because I dont want to waste semen
>learn Brian Wilson fucked girls and didn't come and went on to write Pet Sounds
>realize semen retention redpill is really real and not a meme placebo
>still had no crypto gains because I missed the first bull runs even though I knew about crypto since BTC was well under $100
>but realize life is more than money, money should facilitate life not the other way around
>discover the importance of art and expression to humanity, amazing talent begins to develop
>as semen power grows I cant believe how clear my brain has become
>become accutely aware of how they are trying to destroy young men and society
>explosion of mental acuity is pushing me towards greatness
>feels like I'm going to become the next Wagner/Da Vinci/Hitler
OP I'm going to tell you my secret in another post but if you like it I'm asking you nicely to please share the other coin you're watching.

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blog.cosmos.network/

Seems to be the logo for the Cosmos blockchain. They're trying to build a new internet on the blockchain. Web3 partnered with ChainLink who will be much bigger so I doubt they'll get far.

The things is tough you only need to see a 10 sec picture/video of a girl in a bikini for example. In the TV - a ad in their internet - whatever. A wet dream in the next day is inevitable then...

What I want you to do OP. Is practice SELF-COMPASSION. This is really important. You beat yourself up, I know because I did, I can see it in your post. The first thing you talk about isnt making it with ethereum (quite an accomplishment in this world), it's your masturbation addiction. You won't allow yourself to have pride because you feel such great shame for what you've done and it ends today my friend. Everytime you fail, there's going to be a voice in your head that beats you up but I want you to block it out. Tell yourself this mantra
>"I forgive myself. I've done the best I could."

>b but it isnt true
Shhhhh. Quiet that voice in your head. Let the voice that says
>"I forgive myself. I did the best I could." Grow louder.

You could go pay a hooker with your gains tomorrow and you will simply realize what I did, that sex without meaning is just an advanced form of masturbation. You hurt because you were born into a world where real feelings don't exist or matter anymore and you've discovered the porn heroin as a method of releasing the terrible feelings of love sickness that occur when we lack an outlet for true passion. It's understandable this would bring great feelings of self-shame but you need to realize those are in your head and can be overcome.

But they can ONLY be overcome when you FORGIVE YOURSELF. So I don't wanna hear the first thing out of your inner voice "AAAAA I'm a 27 year old virgin!" I want it to be "wow I accomplished more wealth at 27 than most people do their whole lives. I am a worthwhile human being and sex is not as important as our society makes it out to be. Even if it feels like it is, I remember that is a feeling and it too shall pass."

"And I forgive myself for everything, because I did the best I could".

1/2

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2/2

You will fail. You will have days where the bad voice creeps back and you feel like you've made no progress. Those are the days when I need you to remember this post and that mantra. Forgive yourself for failing to forgive yourself.

To help with the process of NoFap, you need to retrain your brain to enjoy the feeling of NOT cumming (and the energy and painlessness it brings) MORE than you enjoy cumming. I know it's going to be hard but you have to try. Think of it like a game, maybe get an app like quitzilla to help keep track of how far you make it at first, if that sounds like something that will help you. Hold yourself accountable like it's a video game. Imagine each day as exp or leveling up. ONE DAY at a time. Eventually you will stop checking your timer, you'll realize a week and a month have passed and you're not even counting the days anymore.

I believe in all of you and REMEMBER
>"I forgive myself, I always did the best I could."

You're focusing on it too much because it feels good. I know cause I'm not perfect either frends. The goal is to obtain a state of peaceful enlightenment by conquering the addictive sense of "need" for stimuli. It isnt easy but I suppose that's the point

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Listen to christian audiobook on youtube . Also do you take drugs while fapping ? If yes , stop now , the dope is causing that.

Hey man, not OP but great post. I'll quit too. Thanks fren

Thanks man
This helps me out a lot too

Money is wasted on people like you who haven't lived their lives and known what it really means to suffer. You're mediocre and always will be. It's all you've ever known.

Where would someone with no friends get such things? Dark web sites seem sketch and I've read sometime the LSD they send is fake

I was in BCT and didn't fap at all, then I had a chance to do so and all that crushing feeling of sleep deprivation, getting screamed at all day, ect it all just washes away.