Elon Musk is obscenely rich, has millions of devout fans male & female, has a huge dick (seriously) , and actually looks pretty handsome, with a square jaw and nice cheekbones.
So with all that in mind, this guy could probably have a stable loving marriage with literally any woman on earth, either a stunningly beautiful model/actress, or a fellow billionaire who can fuel and cooperate in his vision.
So why the FUCK is he fucking a coked up, ugly beatmaker??
True love is blind
>Ugly
take that back
She's probably fun to hang around with.
grimey is hitting the wall hard imo. probably has a shit diet and no real exercise routine.
Punished Elon is a broken man with nothing to lose.
He's a fucking beta. You can just get the feel of insecurity from his twitter, and when you see how many times hes been divorced and that he was heavily bullied as a child (not saying this means yo're beta foirever but he clearly hasn't got past it) it's undeniable. The submarine thing was particularly bad.
Look at all the other billionaires, they've all stuck with the same partner for years. Don't get me wrong I like his companies and think he's doing a lot of good for the world, but he's just pure beta cringe.
Agreed, I really admire him but he’s beta as fuck with women.
>calling out a 'beta'
Looks whos insecure and probably a beta himself.
Im a beta and know it and I dont give a fuck.
Did I say I wasn't a virgin loser like most people here myself? Doesn't change the facts, at all.
Why the fuck does it matter? He already had several wives and a bunch of kids.
He can afford to have some fun with a semen demon now.
Irony or are you not self-aware/American?
>n-no you!!!
i dont even care anymore,lost all my respect after all the anime fiasco
Elon just makes rookie errors, he goes for hot chicks who have serious issues and dumps them when he realises that. It's a literal chad and goes through women like a whore through a trek convention.
Delusional
There's nothing chad about getting divorcing over and over again at his age
thats a witch, just look at his mother shes also a witch
some guys go for the quirky and interesting type rather than the gym instructor type. It's your fault you don't have a soul, not Elon Musks.
There is, it's all part of his plan, and the joke is he makes them sign a prenup.
source on his dick being big? how big exacty?
Nope if he was a chad he would just pump and dump them as these hoes deserve it
But instead he marries them even has kids and then realize that you cant make a loving housewife out of golddiggers
my opinion is that he expects too much/gets bored of them
many genius or even above average intelligence men have this problem
> my opinion is a non-disputable fact
>he makes them sign a prenup.
He one step ahead of the female mind, he goes into the pump pre anticipating the dump.
He doesnt want a commitment he just takes their genes and drops them like its hot
>beatmaker
What's a beatmaker?
From watching her music videos, she seems like a bully. Dancing with obviously less beautiful women and splattering them with makeup that makes them even uglier - sparing this from herself. Then making camera shots where she's compared to this manufactured monstrosity.
Bullied Elon + Bully Grimes = luv
he fucks her, i might not buy tesla shares now, whats going on with elon, OP is right
implying she isn't cooperating by shilling him on Jow Forums and social media
you really have no idea who the FUCK elon musk is, do you?
>handsome
are you fucking kidding me you faggot?
roastie detected
Holy fuck man, I've been on the chans since the mid 00s and I still can't understand how some of you guys even concieve of the shit you're spewing
I'm all about thinking outside the box and whatnot but god dayum man you went really fucking out there for this crap
Bottom line: Elon said he connected with Grimes because they're both nerds. I guess if he just wanted to be bullied he'd stay with Depp's former wife forever
trusted sources confirmed elon fortnite dances irl in his free time
Seen similar situations in real life. In close family as well.
When you read about the shenanigans Grimes did in general, it centers about being uncomfortable to as many people as possible, in a way that is somewhat defensible due to pretending to be virtuous or conned.
she looks like my grandpa
she's hideously ugly
imagine having a net worth of like $20B and choosing to stick your dick in that thing, fuck...
She just made herself that way to humiliate Elon. Same with encouraging him to tweet crap that humiliates him horrendously.
do not want
You're literally projecting. Elon Musk could fuck any girl he'd like in terms looks. There's obviously something else that he finds attractive about her and that's perfectly fine. Only incels are getting their jimmies rustled about it.
In that case, I want to fuck your grandpa.
>three different accusations in a post three sentence post.
>the perfect expression of raw butthurt
Grimes is far from beautiful. Very likely that she's kind-of pretty now only because she's young, and this will fade quickly.
Is that Sergey behind her?
>Grimes is far from beautiful.
Huh? When did I say otherwise? Learn some reading comprehension, brainlet.
He’s going full blown Howard Hughes. He’s gonna be naked walking around with Kleenex boxes on his feet soon.
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>elon musk
>handsome
the guy had to go through multiple surgeries because he's bald and ugly
also, he got as rich as he is now thanks to govt subsidies
la creatura
As a man of equally high IQ I can relate that it is simply more of a thrill to fuck and get into the mind of the more eccentric roastie
Mega rich guys are very different from you and I. They've already experienced all the things you mentioned. Pic related. He's had a few model wives.
Once you've done it all, that's when you start to develop weird fetishes like cuckholding, financial dom, bisexuality, etc
This time he went for some goth art school girl because it's a different flavor from what he's used to. It's really not that hard to understand.
maybe if you stopping pretending like the incel beta faggot way that is promoted all over Jow Forums, (sociopathic anti-social dumbassery) was true you would figure out what its like to have actual human interaction
Imagine falling for a scam this hard where you start to see shit that isn’t there
Easy, Elon
We don't want you to start posting anime again
>(sociopathic anti-social dumbassery) was true you would figure out what its like to have actual human interaction
>implying Elon doesn't have options
>Blatantly projecting
>tfw you will never ge a shitty blowjob from amber
why even keep breathing,bros
sorry to burst your retard bubble but she's ugly and there is nothing redeeming about her
kys cuck
projecting? Nah senpai, i fuck my hot latina gf's big ass on a regular basis and run my family's business. I'm literally talking about you
Girls that make beats in my experience are the chillest chicks on the planet. Being open minded, open to esoteric ideas and growing talents not (directly) involved in your appearance coupled with an appreciation of anime/manga, he has found his waifu.
Do you get paid to post this?
>run my family's business
Ah, an inheri-retard. A literal well-monied loser. A moron. Makes thing you wrote fully understandable.
god damn, sometimes i swear the jealousy manifests itself from the screen of laptop that sits on top of the desk in my private office. Hows that hourly paycheck treating you user?
grimes is fucking awesome he should be fucking grateful to be with her
He's a nerd. All the money in the world can't give you confidence with women. She's also probably an absolute freak in the sac.
Also this. I'm not super rich but I've slept with 100+ women and at this point my tastes are so specific and increasingly more perverted with each passing year.
He isn't a beta but he has the mindset of a beta trying to be an alpha, in short he is compensating.
If he was really alpha he wouldn't constantly seek validation and approval by acting like a celebrity.
what is chad then? fucking the same hole your whole life?
>Hows that hourly paycheck treating you user?
No idea. A rich NEET myself.
Good that your family helps you in your mental disability, as clearly shown in this thread. They know you wouldn't be able to fend for yourself.
Im not super rich and not even close to sleeping with 100+ women and also at this point my tastes are so specific and increasingly more perverted with each passing year.
He’s been with some hot chicks like Amber then he was married to that British hot actress from Westworld. I agree grimes is not as attractive but maybe she’s fun and makes him “feel young” so he gets his dopamine rushes that way. Previously he got it from Amber who’s got one of those hot ass lean young blonde white bodies. If you’ve seen her nude her body is perfect.
Anyways, who knows if they break up he’ll go back to fucking good looking chicks again probably
and now I post grimey circa 2012 grimes again
Yikes. Disregard my previous post
His first wife was reasonably cute. Don't know why he dumped her.
she is ugly, not even up for debate. My poor sister is prettier than that fucking grimey shitface
He just likes that she bosses him around.
>tfw you realise we're all just npc and muskrat is the only pc
He harbors a massive cache of "cheese pizza", thats why.
She isn't ugly at all. Not model-worthy beautiful either and will suffer a post-wall related decline.
She's youthful, ok face and slim - which is supposedly a rarity in the US.
You guys are missing the big picture
she must give an amazing sloppy deepthroat blowjob, thats like +100 points right there
Elon is out of his mind. He's a billionaire the same age as my father yet he's doing lower than Jow Forums level twitter posts with anime pics.
thats the beauty of it
He's secure in himself by doing this? Your father still has to suck dick to not get fucked in the ass?
we're in the boomer era where majority of the future 1% are all anime fags anyways, elon's just embracing it
This and i bet he let her shit on him too, with anal right after
>isn’t ugly at all
she’s 4/10 with and without make up. She’s ugly bro get over it
That doesn't make her ugly. Her face isn't everything as well. Stop making statements and back them up somehow.
when it comes to beauty, facial beauty is the only category. Cope more buddy. When someone calls a girl pretty, it’s because she’s actually pretty, not thicc
You're right, but your making an argument for Grimes. Shes has a youthful/blooming look and is slender with perky tits on her. Not a disfigured face by any means.
She's probably a girl that he can talk to about anything, like games and conspiracy shit.
His last girlfriend or wife or whatever the fuck Amber Heard was probably a retard that only cared about fame-whoring on social media.
+ He already had kids with the preferable choice of partner so.. why would he care? It's all about having fun for him now
brains over body
I can has cheesebeggas pls sir
what if i told you she's over 30?
Mao Zedong took some young actress as wife at some point.
Then she's keeping her youthful appearance very well. Perhaps she's using Elons money for that. Otherwise, Elon is clearly having fun while being with her, so I don't know if her looks weren't the bait that allowed her present to him, what he didn't knew he needed, and she is able to provide.
pretty sure she's straponing him regularly as well
Bro, he probably has fucked everything he wanted. That shit gets old as fuck. For some reason, he likes hanging around with her. Nothing more boring than boring company. i rather be alone that stuck on a boring relationship just so I can fuck.
and he already got sucked by amber heard. you can't top that. its not even that she's the best looking girl, but she's that girl that every guy in the world would love to be sucked, and he did that. He's above us. Stop projecting our insignificance over this dude's life.
this
Having fun is far more important than having someone flawlessly pretty
She was a psychopath, just like Mao.
Mao definitely had the character traits of a typical neet. He had to make tough decisions, which doesn't necessarily makes him a psychopath.
>calling out a 'beta'
Looks whos insecure and probably a beta himself.
Im a beta and know it and I dont give a fuck.
Buy Link Elon
Any love is good love