You have 4 seconds to explain why your job is not a gay prostitute charging $100 - $500 an hour
There was an guy on Jow Forums who became a millionare with gay for pay
>inb4 i'm straight
>to fix that smoke weed and find videos of Jesse Starr or Kyler Moss
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Anyone from Jow Forums in here? How do I get a body like pic related?
I don’t want to be in porn and have people recognize me from it
That guy is unironically me.
Noticed a lot of these threads popping lately.
Wtf happened, you sold low, stock market makes you think ?
I would probably go gay for pay because it couldn't be more humiliating than my wagie job. But I'm a big fat powerlifter and I don't think that's the kind of guy people pay money for.
1. Don't eat
2. Do some push ups and pull ups
That's about it lol
this
i remember when this was a big thing on youtube
dudes would post videos of themselves flexing and guys in the comments would ask for skypes to pay them for more. youtube cracked down on it though
because I get paid that to use my brain instead unlike 99% of the rest of you fucking faggots on here
im not a fag
gays are degenerate people who hump anything and cant think of anything except sex
youd be fine
This
Also I would do it if I didn't have a girl to begin with, but also I wouldn't like to do it so often that I risk being murdered
How can you even protect yourself in the situation that you're in some rando's house and he chooses to kill you?
because i'm already a millionaire off holding btc for a few years. was a lot less hassle and my butthole's still nice and tight
If it was that easy then how come that average guy doesn't look nearly that good?
same reason you don't look that good
average guy is a retard with no discipline
Jow Forums is right. The average person has no idea what it looks like to be in good shape.
because 95% of the population cannot even control their fucking calorie intake, lmao are you serious man?
Well, genetics do play a huge part but the average guy drinks and eats junk food and almost never does any exercise, not even push ups.
Because Im not hot and have a 5inch dick
>1. Don't eat
>2. Do some push ups and pull ups
Because they're unable to follow those two simple steps
I'm already doing this. I only take payments in LINK. Let me know if you want to hire my services anyone. I'm a very feminine man.
>you're in some rando's house
Don't do it then. All escorts do hotels or incalls.
what about
>prolapse anus
>stds
>aids/hiv
>someone bigger and stringer taking advantage/raping you
>brings a gun or weapon
Unless they're old men paying you to top then no worries right?
Just cut and minor exercise. I've seen some super aesthetic guys post on fit. Pic you're asking about is bare bones otter skelly mode
I don't care about being in good shape i just want to look good
>he thinks these are separate things
Keep in mind Jow Forums is full with delusional people like
Start by not listening to retards on imageboards, go do some exercise
that body in the OP isn't special and I doubt he weighs more than 150lbs. What the original user said is correct
t. 13% bodyfat and 300lb bench
haha the only reason Jow Forums knows is because those "guys" have hundreds/thousands of pictures of ripped oily men