Bretheren, Of even greater import than Brappers is the issue of the Boomers. A boomer hath stolen my seat; I was the window seat. Literally shaking. How may we short them thus?
On The Boomer Epidemic
Julian Powell
Elijah Walker
If only those sand niggers hadn't nine elevened, you could take nail scissors on a plane still, and snip his headphone lead while he's asleep
Dylan Morales
inform plane assistant by writing a handwritten note on pottential violent individual who hajacked your seat
Andrew Miller
he Hath my Leisure destroyed, this man; I am Sore Confused and Wounded
Kayden Parker
Just start farting bro.
Hunter Rodriguez
Inform him of trial at great Jow Forums supreme court of meme’s rulings
Logan Price
tell him thats your seat? you're such a fucking faggot
Hudson Parker
>a thread died for this
Liam Sanders
They stole a lot more than that from you.
Liam Sullivan
I ate a Burrito great in size endowed with the Flesh of the Pig and Spinach; the Farts issue forth from my Brapper but I am sore afraid of an Accident;
I am in sore Humour and have missed my Nap.
Adam Phillips
The High Court is thus convened forthwith; dealing with the Matter of
the Boomer who hath unjustly Usurped 27A from its Liege, a Zoomer in Christ;
Lincoln Collins
what a fucking nigger.
steals the window seat, then CLOSES THE FUCKING WINDOW
you should spill something on him then steal the seat back.
Elijah Bell
Where was this pic taken? I'm 90% certain I know that guy
Xavier Miller
Wtf, just literally throw him the fuck out of the seat.
t. Did this to a boomer faggot on a packed train from Edinburgh to London Christmas 2014 who stole my girls reserved seat and wouldn't move
Caleb Mitchell
it was a NYC to Phoenix flight
Brandon Jenkins
it’s even worse than i thought bros. this female boomer next to me thought she was in her seat but it turns out she was in the wrong row
Joseph Ward
Show one of the flight attendants your boarding pass and complalin. They might put you in first class.
Cameron Bell
Why are you talking like a neckbeard and why the fuck don't you just tell him it's your seat?
Carter Thomas
Aisle seats are superior anyway. Let that faggot rot in the corner
Michael Morris
invest in opening the emergency door
Oliver Campbell
>not confronting the boomer
man you have to confront boomers, then they get confused and angry, then you win. if you don't they will keep at their shit.
Samuel Collins
Tell him to fuck off
Xavier Fisher
Stroke your genitalia next to his face and whisper that you miss mommy.
He will get up
Josiah Anderson
la creatura. El Boomero
Lucas Ward
> let someone just steal his window seat
we should be shorting your fucking dignity cuz thats whats losing value right now
Elijah Peterson
its really your own damn fault for not forking out a few extra shekels for the first class seat. u made ur own bed op, now sleep in it.