Bretheren, Of even greater import than Brappers is the issue of the Boomers. A boomer hath stolen my seat; I was the window seat. Literally shaking. How may we short them thus?
On The Boomer Epidemic
Julian Powell
Elijah Walker
If only those sand niggers hadn't nine elevened, you could take nail scissors on a plane still, and snip his headphone lead while he's asleep
Dylan Morales
inform plane assistant by writing a handwritten note on pottential violent individual who hajacked your seat
Andrew Miller
he Hath my Leisure destroyed, this man; I am Sore Confused and Wounded
Kayden Parker
Just start farting bro.
Hunter Rodriguez
Inform him of trial at great Jow Forums supreme court of meme’s rulings
Logan Price
tell him thats your seat? you're such a fucking faggot
Hudson Parker
>a thread died for this
Liam Sanders
They stole a lot more than that from you.
Liam Sullivan
I ate a Burrito great in size endowed with the Flesh of the Pig and Spinach; the Farts issue forth from my Brapper but I am sore afraid of an Accident;
I am in sore Humour and have missed my Nap.