>first time dating girl after few times >she wants to do it in a few days >I've never shaved my public area before >decide to grab the scissors and razor blade >couldn't see the through the and accidentally cut it and begin to bleed alot. >went to hospital and had them fix me up with a stitch and pain meds >girl im seeing is now wondering why I won't have sex and I am too embarrassed to tell her >she's now very angry at me and thinks I'm cheating on her. She doesn't even know I'm a Virgin.
I'm seriously so angry. What the fuck do I do? I didn't want to tell her I was a Virgin and I sure as shit don't want to say I cut my dick with scissors. Any advice guys? I'm trying to improve myself like you guy s said. I almost got there! Whatdo?
>unironically shaving your junk just trim it bro lmao
Colton Wilson
dumb ass you should've left your massive pubic forest. It would have made you look more intimidating.
Bentley Morgan
Firstly, you should have used a beard trimmer just just trimmed in general, no point going bald eagle. Second, just tell her you cut your dick trying to shave for your special night. Also, tell her you're a virgin and were very nervous.
Easton Martinez
That's what I do. Way better for hiding the herpes blisters as well. If they don't like it they can hop on some other dick
I wish I could go back to being a young guy with women actually interested in me and not a single man surrounded by married peers with no access to anything other than aging roasties with interracial children. I fucking wish being too afraid of telling a girl that actually wants me that I can't fuck her because I accidentally cut my dick was my biggest worry.
Jason Long
I thought men peaked in their 30s? Were the people on the internet lying to me?
It depends. I've had younger girls show interest in me, but I can't stand to be around dumb zoomer thots. They're like animals to me.
Asher Thompson
OP if you had just been honest and told her you would be in a much better situation. About the stitches and being a virgin. It sounds sappy but its the truth
Adam Cook
This. Just be honest OP don't worry so much about it. You don't have to tell her you're a virgin but if you say you cut yourself by accident trying to clean up for her she might even think it's cute
John Hill
Man peak at 30 because at 30 you're already rich. Or at least richer than with 20 years
Eli Morgan
I'm pretty sure this is a pasta because I seem to remember reading this before, but if not, OP you dummy, tell the truth (you can leave out the fact that you're a virgin) but there's no reason not to and you have the hospital bills to prove it
Gabriel Nelson
Pic of injury or it didn't happen
Hunter Robinson
Tell her you just got circumcised for her.
Tyler Peterson
>virgin through 20s >get laid as poorfag boomer each generation is less manly than the previous one, so betas of the 80s are more attractive than zoomers, and eventually everyone who makes the effort of going outside ends up getting laid
Thomas Adams
>scissors >not razor
Kevin Wood
Communicate with your fictitious gf you dumb blithering fuck
