THE RECESSION IS COMING. HOW IS Jow Forums NOT FREAKING OUT???!!

THE RECESSION IS COMING. HOW IS Jow Forums NOT FREAKING OUT???!!

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Because we own chainlink

Becuase bitcoin is gonna moon during the recession
I am a back end programmer for the new Bakkt exchange launching soon. I overheard one of our managers gearing up for a lot of interest that is prepared during when it goes live. They said that for many it's hard to buy OTC when it occurs a lot of time through the likes of Telegram and is a difficult and untrustworthy process.

So anyways, yeah. There's going to be a lot of interest that starts buying and it will slowly increase. Basically everyone is waiting to see who goes first before other funds and companies start investing.

And oh yeah, Kelly sucked me off after work one day. Anyways, ooooo boys

I've been collecting silver, gold, and cryptos. I'm going to be a king when the collapse happens.

All the Fed shennanigans are priced in for now. Companies make sweet profits.
We'll see after Nov 6th...

Because I don't have any investments and a stable job that I won't lose

The price is back to where it was 5 months ago. What's the problem? I thought boomers liked small gains.

fucking this HEDGE WITH CRYPTO

You guys are gonna freak on Monday. last week was mostly red but you won't be prepared for what comes next

Having almost an entire year's worth of gains wiped out in a week does not make people happy

You sound like koko shamen

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Thanks just picked up 100k dec calls

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>does not make people happy

It makes me very happen when I got out of crypto months ago

>muh black monday
NOTHING'S GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN
YOU GUYS ARE ALL DELUSIONAL
D
LOU
TION
ALL

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>muh black thursday
NOTHING IS GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
ITS.
NOT.
FUCKING.
HAPPENING.

E V E R
V
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Id sell stocks If I had any after how much it has gone up for years. surprised it hasn't red candled 70% of the market in 1 day

freaking out? we are going to buy the dip with our chainlink gains user

Sorry to burst your larp, but futures have zero effect on the price direction.

holy shit this is a nice pepe OP

/biz is pro trump

recession makes orange baboon look bad

/biz fags will always defend orange man

that's how crashes always work, there aren't going to be more people freaking out than usual before it happens. probably even less than usual.

>work in healthcare
>didn't even notice the last recession

The recession is coming?

For many of us, the recession that started in 2008 never ended.

Time horizon is decades, user. Not days.

Next question?

Because crypto will unironically save us. When all that money exits every single asset in the word, where do you think it will be flowing into? I’ll give you a freebie, it sure as hell ain’t going to be gold or silver.

>recession
>not realizing most of biz was knuckle deep digging boogers out of their nose in elementary school during the last recession.

Of course no one here is worried.

I own barrick gold stocks, they are fucking mooning since the crash begone

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Also i forgot

Barrick gold stock 30$ eoy

Get in
We already 35%+ up

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Most left here are 150IQ+ who will adapt to any situation

12.25 Btc. Thats how.

neet life ftw

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I don't know about the rest of the anons, but I hope for and count on a crash, or at least a big bear.

We own btc idiot op

Been waiting a long ass time for it, got $30k ready to buy as soon as it happens

yeah, we know.

What are you planning on buying?