/smg/ - Stock Market General

barring a scientific reason to use cervical dislocation alone, it's generally used as a means to ensure that the animal is dead after they've been euthanized with CO2 edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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Who /PBR/ here? We're getting a ride to the moon courtesy of Bolsonaro

trading on margin is a retarded idea

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Legendary Rally next week

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I bought with all of my savings friday. was I too early? I have a bad feeling it's gonna go down more and I jumped the gun

you bought near the bottom either way
it doesn't matter if you timed it perfectly or not, that's almost impossible to do in practice (though it seems easy in hindsight)

What're you buying?

Theres this new WEBULL app which is just like robinhood and supposedly lets you short for free as well. I havent checked it out yet though

>buying at the start of a bear market

christ this board is hopeless

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need more russell 2000

Got my ice cold steel reserves ready for monday

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Not yet please. A third of my shopping list still trades near 52W highs.

>calling a correction the start of a bear market

go back to your crypto threads, faggot

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Who here JUSTed beyond belief?

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"got reel gud taste to it"

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IT'S HAPPENING

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>he thinks this is just a correction

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meh green day incoming,fuck this boring shit

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the truth is neither of you fags can be sure

You realize there are volatility stocks you can buy that go up like crazy when the rest of the market is bleeding like UVXY, right? You realize you can also short if you have a margins account and still make easy money. Fuck, unlike crypto you can make money when the whole market is going down--just don't be a fucking clueless moron about it...

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We will bounce this week to just above the 200sma, then get ready to hold short for another test of the years low.

oh well I'll just hang on to my Apple,MS, and T stock for 15 years and see what happens. I got Drip enabled on all of them so bring on the Stock Splits and Dividends. Keep my VTI ETF to.
Although I will be keeping a close eye on Amarin Corporation, so far this baby has done nothing but climb. Nov 10th will tell the tale. That day will bring good news or it'll be the day I sell it all. Though I hope it's good. The outlook is $80 per + takeover target + 2 billion in drug profit over the years. So much riding on the 10th. So much profit. Damn this waiting.

SPXU has been making me some cash.

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> a correction
>October 29th and it's a Monday
>original Black Monday was on October 29th 1929
OH NONONONONONNONONONO

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would you like to get a stock market version of this crypto app?

merv.tech

what communities would you like to see tracked? what metrics would you like to see added?

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the updated COT says large specs increased long positions on SPX, midcap, and Nasdaq, flat on DOW, yet increased shorts on the Russell 2000

bulls its our week

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History does tend to repeat itself. Interesting.

cheese
mice
rats

Why so important? I'm a lightning one.

>poormans stocktwits
no

it's funny how you conveniently ignored the other 3 times that happened and it went up afterwards

interesting website, where do they pull their trending data from?

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Hey what's the name of the anime movie we watched for smg movie night a month ago? With the girl who escapes to the circus?

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gundam wing

Midori: Shoujo Tsubaki

write it down or something my man this is like the 5th time you've asked

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No idea but it's the legit enough that all the big brokers uses it as a trending measure.

:D thank you! I screenshotted it
A girl at work said she liked anime, so I'm giving her this to ruin her

if she likes it, then you know she has good taste

>I-it will hold this time
>pay no attention to the fact that national debt has increased 20x since 2016, student debt up 90x, Italy is on the verge of bankruptcy and Brazil just elected Trump 2.0 and the U.S is heading into a civil war
I'm going to enjoy ripping the F out of you tomorrow bulltards.

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and/or is a mentally ill guro fetishist like rkg

>le ebig bull vs bear posting

my portfolio is only loosely correlated with the broader market, my man

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There was a faggot shilling MNGA for a moon this Wednesday. If my $10 doesn't become $20, they are a double faggot and a nigger to boot.

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it is entirely biotechs and utilities
the broader market can eat a dick, it makes no difference to me in the long term

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First for China getting massacred right out the gate

SHCOMP down 1%
CHINA A50 down 2.32%

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Not only that, 40 percent of borrowers are expected to fall behind on their loans by 2023

The recent market run was unjustified; the smoke is fading and the mirrors will shatter. Mr.Bear is here to stay for a long time

Futures are on a roller coaster today

I would be shocked at a sell off Monday, expecting flat / +0.5%-+1% just because of the friday fear rebound

US futures now flat

VIX futures increasing

Nikkei 224 rally fading

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SQQQ and YANG to the moon

I'm not spending another dime until we get another huge dip. This both terrifying and exciting at the same time. I love it.

Hmm, I got my shares at just under $19 per. It's at almost $22 now. Assuming it does hit $80 that means I've made 61% profit, give or take. Sigh, but all this means nothing if the results on the 10th ain't good. I didn't sink a lot into this cause a lot of these companies are high risk/dodgy affairs but so far things are on the positive side.

I remember the first correction of the year
I bought VTSAX practically at the exact bottom and felt like such a legend
but now my gainz are kill

I bought in July to vtsax and October has raped it to death.

But I'm holding for 34 years at a minimum so whatevs.

STOCK MARKETS WILL OPEN RED ON MONDAY

BLACK MONDAY
F R E E F A L L

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BUT WHAT DO I BUY.

VIX or SPXU

AMD if it falls below 17.

ATVI.

I'm gonna get this, VFIFX, sometime next year. Hold it for 31 years. Just let it roll. I'll be 67 when 2050 hits.

>muh broader market

just buy biotechs, utilities, and consumer staples
people will still have diseases, need water and electricity, and drink coke regardless of what the economy is like
utilities and consumer staples are both boring and consistent, but biotech is a nice spike of volatility to spice things up

the broader market may cause some noise in the short term, but it doesn't matter in the long term

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people can truly need something and not be able to purchase it
it's the difference between a depression and a recession

>open Jow Forums
>this is what I see
ENOUGH

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You guys im down 26%
Should i just cash it in or are we gonna go up here soon

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>ES/DM futures red
>VIX futures green
Oh no no no

why are you so interested cervical dislocation of rodents user

Nikkei in the red

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true, but in the event of a full on economic collapse like the great depression, you're basically fucked no matter what stocks you invest in
bonds and gold bullion are better options

i'm a Neuroscience major and I recently began training to work in a professor's lab
i learned about handling, injecting, and euthanizing lab mice last week

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Jesus Christ, China A50 down over 3 percent.

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oh are you the GALT user

congrats on getting a lab position man

>tfw you sold out of all your stocks friday and bought vix calls

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Could easily be 1-2 weeks rather red yet giving fantastic buying chances

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Preparing for Monday... This market is going to crash with no survivors isn't it... I'm gonna start crying...

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yep, I am
I'm looking forward to it, I think it'll be both enjoyable and a good opportunity to get experience in my field before I graduate

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fuck man I don't have any more money... here comes the JUST

>all this capitulation

great news, I hope we see more of it

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Only until after midterms which aligns pretty well with the fed announcing more rate hikes.
Also the fed is dumping treasuries and mortgage backed securities on wednesday.
If we get a red wave stock market will shoot to the moon. Everyone is afraid. Brazil is good news though.

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Holding $ 23,000 USD of YANG. Let’s go, baby. We’re at -3.33% now.

>QE unwind isn't even done yet

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NO, I need UDOW to hit below it's 52 week low!!

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Damn UDOW has some really great returns over a period of a few months. Going to buy this shit when it stops bleeding.

I can't trust anything you say because you are on stocktwits
SELL SELL SELL SELL

what do you guys think about investing $200-$300 a month in BRK.B? am i better off investing that same money in another Index fund?

lol hey man Stocktwits is a great tool to gauge npc investors

Wait, so they already dumped 19 billion on October 3rd and everyone knew in advance? Why are analysts and market experts so baffled about the selloff in October since the 4th then?

>I bought with all of my savings friday. was I too early?

I was buying hard on Friday too. The charts on the stuff I bought look very good for bullish moves this week but it might be a problem if the overall markets have other plans. On the positive side, when indices plunge that fast they ALWAYS bounce. Sometimes they bounce in to bull trap in to new yearly low (see all the major historic market crashes) but they still fugging bounce.

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I lost 90% of my profit this month, fucking tell me about it

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BRK.B isn't an index fund

S&P will bottom at 1900

sell already

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Boi I'm not even a little concerned. Look at this, look at this JUSTification. And you know what? I filled my bags to the brim.
We're not recessing until 2020, get over it, we've known all year there will be two corrections prior.

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no you're wrong

bottom is February

source I am literally magic

>You guys im down 26%
>Should i just cash it in or are we gonna go up here soon

On the dude weed? Fuck no! Hodl that shit. There was divergence from the markets on Thursday and Friday. CGC/WEED is in a symmetrical triangle pattern with low RSI. If it breaks bullish it will bring the entire sector along with it for another run to fresh ATHs for the year.

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Didnt word that correctly.
am i better off investing that same amount of money in an index fund?

Last 2 digits are the SPX bottom 26XX

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Friendly reminder hodlers get rich, panic sellers go broke

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>You guys im down 26%
>Should i just cash it

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Stick with the pot man. I bagged over 1K shares of New age farms for nothing. Even if it hits just $1 per share I've cleared $900 in profit. They're getting over into drinks, other shit. Auroa cannibus is another, speced to hit $30 - 40 per share. They got supply issues right now, so yeah the market is down. Soon as they get more pot to sell, watch the profit pour in.

If they start issuing cryptocurrency options, could that destroy insane amounts of global currency in mere months?

So that they can blame Trump and the trade war whilst giving (((the Fed))) cover in the situation. They'll kill the markets and use Trump as the fall guy since he has been claiming the market rally is his doing. He's right, it was, but the death of it will be blamed on him too. October 31st sell off will be the biggest we have yet, right in time for the midterm elections to try and give those filthy democrats more power. Funny enough, if they win the house and the market plunges, Trump can blame their victory for scaring the markets. It's no wonder he has been calling out Powell lately. Trump knows this full well and may be the guy who ends the Fed.

Also pic related- Ch*na fucking BTFO beyond belief

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Shanghai is still very high, way above buying prices