I'm going to go lose my virginity to a prostitute this weekend. I am really nervous and I don't know what to expect...

I'm going to go lose my virginity to a prostitute this weekend. I am really nervous and I don't know what to expect. Can some of you guys here tell me what I should be doing to prepare myself? I was thinking about taking a wireless speaker so we could listen to some music. I'm trying to create the playlists now and am having troubles coming up with some song selections that she will enjoy. Do I bring my own condoms? I've never bought a condom so I'm really all new to this. Please can you guys tell me what I should be doing? The appointment is set for Saturday and I'm getting really nervous. What should I do?

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>What should I do?
no idea you set yourself up for a huge disappointment and fret over it like a fucking virgin. there is no help for you nothing we say will change the outcome.

kill yourself virgin

b-business and finance?

Lol wtf. 1st wash yourself clean. 2nd if you are with her, just let it go, she will take care of you. 3rd stick it in and do your job. If you cum early, than relax for 15 minutes and do next round.

You're gonna put your dick in some whore. This may, or may not, result in good things.

You'll have mechanical problems. She'll tell you that it's fine. You pay up and go about your day.

For the rest of your life, you're gonna think how fucking dumb you were for obsessing so much over this act, and how she got paid and didn't even pleasure you.

Have a couple of drinks. Hookers come with condoms..they don't want teh aids. If the broad has a ton of tattoos then Marilyn manson, Rob zombie, and Crystal method.

You'll feel a weight off your shoulders for sure, you'll realise how overhyped sex is

Where to buy rhino 7000 online?

i wonder do they have all sizes? cause the right size of rubbers is kind of important if you want to feel anything at all.

Expect a big letdown

Delete that pic and forget they will even look like that, or give a shit about you,

>Can some of you guys here tell me what I should be doing to prepare myself?
Nothing just bring money
>Do I bring my own condoms? I've never bought a condom so I'm really all new to this.
No she'll have them
>I'm trying to create the playlists now and am having troubles coming up with some song selections that she will enjoy
Don't bring your shitty playlists

> I am really nervous and I don't know what to expect.
Expect to be really disappointed since society ridiculously hypes it up even though it's not that special.

the 100th time someone has copy/pasta'd this OP. But for the other virgin faggots here, just know that sex with someone you aren't really into isn't much better than jerking off. Save your money and just rub one out.

Cancel and lose your virginity to someone who likes you and you like back. Sex with condoms is a letdown compared to raw condomless sex. The reason is that you feel the condom not the vagina. Ive never been with a hooker but i know people who have and the experience is a letdown overall.

>Sex with condoms is a letdown compared to raw condomless sex.
i agree but it's also dangerous you never know how many miles of dick have been in a pussy. i knew a girl that was all christian virgin in act at home but we had heard stories about the wild drunk sex orgies she participated abroad. she didn't even remembered how many dude jizzed into her next morning because she blacked out halfway. but you could never tell by the way she acted or presented herself around her family.

so yeah rubbers make sex meaningless i agree, but with strangers it's a must.

if i had to go to a prostitute i would just ask for a nice erotic massage and a blowie. wouldn't want to stick into her nasty.

T. Virgin
Then you shouldnt talk about it, have you even ever had sex you monumental faghot?
>even though its not that special
Its like everyone in this thread is some kind of disgusting neet virgin retard faggot who's telling themselves that theyre not missing out.
Pathetic

>I am really nervous and I don't know what to expect.
>what I should be doing to prepare myself? I was thinking about taking a wireless speaker
>I'm trying to create the playlists now and am having troubles coming up with some song selections that she will enjoy
>What should I do?


No need to be nervous, just wear a decent suit and tie, give her a firm handshake and look her directly in the eye.
Don't forget to bring your resume, be polite but assertive during the interview when she asks you why did you chose her and where do you see yourself in the next 5 years.

Meh I wouldn't go through w it. Who cares if you're a virgin dude. I've met virgin girls who are like 19-20. Most Korean girls don't lose it until 22 or marriage. You really want a memory of a hooker taking it with you for life? Just wait man really who cares. If you go through with it, when you bust you're gonna be like damn sex is overrated

Prostitute lol? Come on man you don’t want that to be your story when asked who u lost ur virginity to

Don't do it user, you will feel like shit afterwards unless it's a 2k usd pro escorts, and I doubt it is

Go ahead. Escorts provide a great time.
Take care to not get addicted

If you don’t have a girlfriend i say do it. You definitely will feel different after it. You lose the virgin angst that probably you get from time to time. You probably wont cum your first time because youre nervous but that wont matter. She’ll bring the condoms and show you a good time and afterwards you’ll be more secually confident. You probably are wondering about technique but she will take care of you. My best advice would be to not worry and just let your body take over. Its strange but once you start it almost becomes automatic and if you enjoy yourself she’ll have a good time too