/smg/ - Stock Market General

No worries fren. I cleared a clean 20% on TSLA recently, will buy back in next time Musk kindly generates a dip.

Right now I just want Brazil to crash.

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Circuit breaker when?

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First for not looking at TD ameritrade today

YAA YEET

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Try 2035 at least user. This is going to be America's lost decade.

HOW COULD THE GOVERNMENT LET THIS HAPPEN

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I will never capitulate
I'll hold for years if I need to, I'm confident in the long-term viability of my picks

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Lmao

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

DRIP automatically cost averages for you. buy on the way down systematically and the same on the way up.

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Is this why my micron just spiked down?

Never seen S&P500 fall so fast this is insanneee.

oof

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Some asshole shot up their gold worship and goyim destruction site of prayer and thievery so now they are crashing the markets in revenge

VIX UP 8%

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this is actually pretty insane lol, good rollercoaster road month, absolutely nutty

>tfw bought $9k at 390

its gonna go up right? just bad news...right..

Is this a bear trap?

It's all a fucking scam. The stock market is just one big bubble

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this is also fine by me, i will be 40 then and thats about when i want to retire

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS!!!!!!!!!!!

PANIC IS HERE
WE ARE AT PANIC

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I'm mostly ETFs so I don't even have to worry about my picks.

BUY EVERYTHING

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guys good news! i finished all of the medium puzzles on picross touch

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> tfw you didn't fall for the AMD meme

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WE ARE AT PANIC
THE BOTTOM IS ALMOST HERE

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PANIC FEAR
DREAD STRESS
PANIC FEAR
DREAD STRESS
PANIC FEAR
DREAD STRESS
PANIC FEAR
DREAD STRESS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FANGGGGGGG

Nah, we're at anxiety.

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It's still in complacency. Stocks move way slower. You will feel panic when market goes down another %30~40

Zoom out moron

well what do I sell, and what do I buy with it?
or shall I just hold my bags

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Either way if you can afford to don't sell and don't buy till we hit rock bottom.

I'm out at $3.25, but I hope it doesn't get to that point. My hands are strong but tired of holding this shitbag.
As a noob, GALT has been a lesson in keeping positions balanced. Last time I go in this heavy on a meme.

buy VOO, then buy more VOO. Clear out of any long calls if you can profitably.

yeah just wait for the alarm to sound letting everyone know it's the bottom, then buy

IS THIS THE END? IM NOT READY

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MUMMY MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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CAN THE MARKET GO NEGATIVE AND MAKE US OWE MONEY?????????????????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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why VOO instead of SPY or IVV

why not QQQ

To this fag:

uh huh - 20/20 hindsight is the reason why i pulled out of tech stocks at the start of september

> everyone that is a better trader is just a hindsight cuck

>this is the bottom

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is VYM a good stock :c

I've been saying the entire time that you shouldn't buy "memes" at all without doing your own research and size your positions responsibly
I'm glad you had the opportunity to learn that

GALT isn't a shitbag, but I understand if you see it that way
I know what I bought, and I'm still confident in it

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Man though its really gonna hurt when all my stuffs ducking tanks. Like it's already bad so if I sell or not it doesn't matter, but to wait on rebound for all my shit it's going to suck.

shh people might actualy belive you

the crash continues

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SAY BYE BYE TO YOUR RETIREMENTS, BOOMERS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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STOP FUCKING SELLING!!!!!! rRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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VXX still hasn't hit the levels of the the the last volatility spike
We must walk this path longer

TERRAIN TERRAIN PULL UP

>there's no ticket for the price of gold
>only 1990s era websites
i bet the jews did this

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Because Vanguard is a rock solid, venerable company, and their Roth IRA program is also great. Drop 5500 a year in VOO and forget about it, and get access to non ETF indexes with lower expense ratios.

our taxes are going up to pay for it

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Buying anything without doing your own research and timing your entry well is dumb
This board is fucking horrible at investing as a collective (buys memes, gets brainwashed by hype, doesn't care about fundamentals)

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Just kidding I'm a brainlet. Because of decay we probably have

GAS GAS GAS PUT YOUR FUCKING MASKS ON

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I pooted

So guys, black tuesday tomorrow or what? Not sure what to do with my puts.

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Unless you're a degenerate gambler like me, keep calm and buy VOO

STOP BEING SO EMOTIONAL YOU LITTLE BITCHES

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OH I LOVE PUTS

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we go green in the friday closing bell

Pepe green

PANIC AND CAPITULATION IS WHAT YOU'RE ALL DOING
ALL EMOTION COSTS YOU MONEY
BE COLD AND LOGICAL, THINK IN THE LONG TERM

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WE ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I just want to be comfy lads...

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ATVI below 64 heading up to blizzcon. Good God.

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Holy shit those are delicious. Here I'm happy with my meager EWZ put.

Good going user, please reinvest some of your winnings in indexes.

>i-it wont go below 24k

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>AAPL
Fuck off jews, I’m holding for life.

SHUT THE FUCK UP. EVERYTHING IS BURNING DOWN

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> 0.1% green friday after 7% down week

holy moly, we going to close on the low, literally no one buying the dip anymore

nope this chart is not correct.

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We're all gonna make it user. Just invest in pulleys

where the fuck does this cunt worthless nigger boomer market get off starting at a jewed up le +150 out of nowhere ;^)^)^)^) and then plummeting over 700 points so far (and still dropping more)

this bullshit is more fake than shitcoins

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what does green look like again

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$10k bid on $235 $VOO LETS GO

what did Karl Buy?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JUST CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKET ALREADY

CIRCUIT BREAKERS
CIRCUIT BREAKERS

>thread theme: Adagio for Strings
youtu.be/izQsgE0L450

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BOTTOM!!!!

where the FUCK can i get live up to the second ticket info

i want to see instantly changing graphs

>WAAA I'M AN OVEREMOTIONAL CHILD GETTING WORKED UP OVER SHORT TERM PRICE ACTION

I THINK THE STOCK MARKET ISN'T FOR YOU MY GUY
I GUESS YOU'RE JUST TOO MUCH OF A LITTLE BITCH TO NOT LET YOUR EMOTIONS DICTATE YOUR EVERY ACTION

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MAKE IT STOP HOLY FUCK

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