/smg/ - Stock Market General

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HOLD, YOU WHINY, OVEREMOTIONAL LITTLE BITCHES edition

Thread theme song: youtube.com/watch?v=VDsaNnQnd7U

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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insideevs.com/monthly-plug-in-sales-scorecard/
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Buy Netlist.

Press S to spit on this anti-american pro-china economy destroyer

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Today was a yikes

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> AMZN - wow, i feel great about this investment: 4 weeks ago

wonder what happens next

Thank you based Powell.

Lol, stock boomers need a containment board to get the fuck off Jow Forums. It's business and finance, not buying the top of a ten year bull run and finance

s

First for the beginning of the end

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>wonder what happens next

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lmfao

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ABOLISH THE FED

THEY DON'T ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING USEFUL

THIS HAS GONE WELL BEYOND CURBING INFLATION

BRING BACK GOLD STANDARD

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last correction didn't break the year long uptrend line
this one has solidly broken it
if it breaks the line below the one I labelled
it is seriously OGRE

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ABOLISH
THE
FED

Then force QE and drop interest rates negative for my gains

\o/
Based Powell doing what must be done to save us all from our own greed!

Needs more lines, maybe a spiral, I like spirals

IF IT GOES BELOW THIS LINE IT'S ALL OVER

the entire crypto market is a speculative bubble
it will never recover
it had its moment in the limelight, and nothing came of it
this is a temporary correction

stop spamming your discord on here

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You can't just pick random two points and draw lines between them and call it TA.

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God isn't listening anymore.

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yes you can and I have been doing it and winning for 2 years

Yes, no. Gold standard is just as much of a meme as fiat currency. Some sort of universal energy token would make more sense.

last correction didn't break the year long uptrend line
this one has solidly broken it
if it breaks the line below the one I labelled
it is seriously OGRE

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We are overdue for a recession anyway. Hope you guys survive the plunge and make sure to buy some long term stock while we're there.

confirmed

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>I hire the best people.

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>brainlet newfags who don't understand TA anyone can learn to use in thirty minutes of googling

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>late for a recession
>two years earlier than the historic average of twelve years

You just repost everything you here or?

>reeee my jew controlled stock bubble is imploding
>C-C-C-RYPTO BOOGEYMAN

subhuman mutts man

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What's the upside of buying IBM at the moment?
It has a good dividend but a very yikes div coverage
It's P/E and forward P/E is good but it's PEG is abysmal
It has a 6 P/B
Is buying Redhat actually going to increase it's revenue to the point it will actually compete with the overall market?
>doubt

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WE'RE GOING DOWN IN A SPIRAL TO THE GROUND
NO ONE, NO ONE'S GONNA SAVE US NOW
NOT EVEN GOD, NO ONE SAVED US
NO ONE'S GONNA SAVE US

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we're gonna go down nobody really knows how far though

new tech like HFT has made the market more volatile so the averages based on 30 year long market cycles are now bullshit

You sound a bit frustrated m8

>ITT people who think this impending market crash is a bad thing
Cheer up, guys! Gotta’ have a brush fire to clear out the foliage so that the forest can keep growing in a sustainable way! You’ll back in no time, son! Just buy some more and just you see what your portfolio will look like in 30 years!

*sip*

The market has been artificially inflated for the past two years. Market corrections like this can easily bring us into a recession because of that sell without thinking.

DOWNWARD SPIRAL.
youtube.com/watch?v=FK1RSLOyCns

woman ceo

this literally just wait for it to bottom out and then go all in and forget

Theres factors other than time that you could use to reach the conclusion that the other poster came to.

Peter Schiff was right.

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Annnndddd here's the bottom!

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*morons that sell

this, the entire nature of the market is completely different. No one knows what will happen. we can go on trends but we dont know

fundamentals are sound

Yep! Keep buying! Someone on this cool subreddit said “buy the SPY”! Very catchy. I think I’ll get some more tomorrow!

Yup, it's over. Better sell everything AS FUCKING SOON AS YOU CAN, there's only one exit and one lifeboat

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How in the absolute fuck is Tesla still green? So this is the power of weed and anime girls.......

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Investors don't realize that Tesla is a meme.

Meme magic can elect presidents and make your share moon.

is this brainlet hours or has RHG really just gotten this trash since january

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it's because it's a meme

spicy

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>yfw Musk hasn't even reached SSJ1 yet
>yfw he's not even passed kaio ken x10

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reminder that AMD bubbles and crashes right before a recession twice in a row now

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>tfw no more money to buy the dip

guess I'm a bag holder now

Of course you do, Morgan.

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Should I sell my bit of stocks? I'm not underwater yet, but, getting close if this keeps going sour.

I also use Nintendo as my contrarian crash indicator. Which is too bad since I absolutely want to buy some.

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when trump voters are going to say sorry for what is happening???

unironically sell everything

sit back and wait for the bottom

intel and amd hardly reacted to 2007-2008 crash

Never.

>US auto sales September 2018:
>General Motors: -17.85 %
>Ford Motor Company: -16.65%
>Tesla: +563.60%
hmmmmmm

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Thanks, you really think this is it? I know no one has a crystal ball, but, are people starting to think this is the big correction like 08?

if you don't know how to spot the bottom then you shouldn't be in the market so also sell everything

>crash 75% in a year from peak and then bleed to -95% during the crash
>barely reacted

Uh sweetie Obama claimed responsibility for this “economic miracle”

yes I unironically think this is the big one

for the record I was only scared for a little bit that feb was the big one

AMD bubbling and SPY smashing a multiple year trendline are very strong rollover indicators

Yet ford is on a moon mission.

look at the graphs ya dingus

MARKETS IFFY, DOW's GOT THE DIPPY UH

GOT THE DIPPY, uh, Jow Forums DAY GOIN SHITTY UH

MARX GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!

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meant NVDA and INTC they hardly moved

It's because they are in the new market of electric cars.

Scary. My work is coming out with a big product this year, bad time for a recession for us. :/

those are historically way less of a meme and don't bubble much if at all depending on your definition

AMD has been a meme for 20 years

So are Ford and GM

EV don't compete with used cars as much
you have lots full of huge supply of used ICE vehicles to compete with as new ICE.

There is no new market. EVs and ICEs compete in the same market. Plus GM has EVs, too.

who let the guy with the shitty twitter memes in?

AMD was legit gains, when it hit 20+ it started going crazy on thoughts it would replace intel server usage and it didn't materialize

Not sure it's really a sign of much more. AMD has done better but couldn't replace INTC enough and had no crypto bubble.

stock market crash doesn't necessarily mean recession, but it usually accompanies one caused by other things that can affect real world companies, like a debt crisis (both 2000 and 2008 fall under debt crisis)

*cant allow themselves to realize Tesla is a meme
Since becoming normie bait a few years ago, there are swaths of people relying on it as a long term investment instead of just a volatile bet on Elon doing crazy shit. Many cant afford to think its a meme at this point, and thats why shareholders partnered up with bears to get the SEC to keep ramming it up Elon's ass since the Rogan podcast.

Shut it box lord

>Tesla sold 114,102 cars so far this year
>GM sold 30,818 cars so far this year
>Ford sold SEVEN THOUSAND
LMAO at your life

Lending seems pretty tight now, but I wonder what other looming disasters will pop out.

a few % of new buyers wanting only EV and you get full demand. Tesla has an easy market right now.

It's similar to being the only SUV or only Truck maker when they didnt exist before.

cobalt -50% price since beginning of 2018
Lithium -50% price since beginning of 2018

EV cars, sorry I should specify
But buying F under the justification for it's EV fleet is silly

>the average cryptocurrency "investor"

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I have no idea if a disaster will happen since disasters usually happen BEFORE the stock market crash. Unless we suddenly have a corporate debt crunch this stock market crash will probably be a minor protracted correction that won't go below 08's peak.

basically, other car companies did analysis on resource cost and slowed down on EV as lith/cobalt raised in price over the past few years

the prices crashed this year on those, and Tesla had no choice but to go forward with EV, so they basically hit a "call" on those prices.. everyone else is slowl

nigger tesla has sold 300k cars EVER

>they always say “hodl” but they never hodl me
We’re gapping down tomorrow. It’s fucking over.

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tradingeconomics.com/commodity/lithium

look at lithium prices

Other car companies priced out their strategy to get into EV on that crazy rising price
Tesla didn't give a fuck about pricing and went all in

pricing dropped on battery commodities just as Tesla ramped, basically lucky as fuck.

GM and Ford are only doing EVs as a "metoo" thing. Neither is really commited since they are run by boomers.

All it takes is for one serious competitor to ruin Tesla's day. Someone who actually knows how to productionize shit (ie not Tesla), isn't a scam (ie not Nio), and actually makes designs that doesn't look like complete shit (ie not Japanese).

Would the reverse happen too though? Like would a stock market crash cause something like a debt crunch, rather than the other way around?

>FREEFALLING
youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

dont worry guys, it's just money. You're already in very easy mode by being in a 1st world country.

i mean all you lost are your gains for the year right? Anyone sane would have at least put in a stop loss to where they are comfortable risking

>capitulating this hard

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insideevs.com/monthly-plug-in-sales-scorecard/
The boomer NPC is upset his conventional wisdom is wrong.
Try updating your firmware

Here's the problem. Everything in a normal car doesn't work in EV. AC has to be completely different to work with only electric battery etc.

For instance tesla roadster original was 7% parts from the lotus because they realized every single fucking part had to be different for EV.

Tesla is the new (and only) status symbol vehicle in the united states :)