Have you invested in the afterlife?

You think it's a laughing matter to post softcore pornography in a thread where you talk about Jesus Christ? You might as well be cumming right in the sweet sexy mouth of Jesus himself, you fucking heathen. You are a disgusting person. Jesus weeps for you, but he knows you will never be saved. You are too lost and too far beyond redemption. Sad.

Here's a good example pic of this situation here, scoundrel. That's you trying to put out the inevitable flames of your forsaken soul with internet jokes. Best pray. I know games when I see 'em, you best stop fooling around with me and get serious with God Almighty now.

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man realdolls are starting to look pretty real

Man, why even bother? Trolling is only fun when you have someone who can respond with equal or great trolling skills. Screwing around with these hicks who come in here ranting about their lord and savior is no fun. I want old Jow Forums back where you could go back and forth with someone for dozens of posts and still not be sure if they were a skilled troll or being serious. Who let all these fucking hill billy boomers in? How did Jow Forums become and Alabama Facebook church group?

Saged eternally. May moot rise from his Googley grave and bless my soul with shoe on head.

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Wanna know how we know that you're an autistic virgin?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, more swearing? This is the most sinful thread I've seen on Jow Forums in years. It's even worse than that thread on /b/ last week where the guy posted pictures of him raping his seven year old sister. I mean, Jow Forums is a really, really fucked up place; definitely a den of sinful, anti-Christian posts. It makes sense that you would come on here swearing and posting pornography while talking about Great Holy Savior Supreme Christ-san. You can really see the sinful effects Jow Forums has had on your soul.

But you know, now its too late. You came across Jow Forums, and instead of taking the noble, holy path and begging Jesus for forgiveness for what you viewed on this site, you played into the Devil's game, took his foul apple, and kept coming on here. Truly you are a harbinger of evil and an awful Christian. Shame on you for bringing such offense on the name of our Great and Holy Christu Christ, Jesus Supreme.

I've had more pussy than you've got inches of dick, faggot

James 3:10 stands clear, but you're essentially a demon. That much is obvious now. You have long stripped your title as Gods child, my cursing at you is justified. Lemme guess, you took a selfie vid of you denying the holy spirit and uploaded it online, permanently ruining your chances at heaven? Am I correct? I know a classic neckbeard when I see one.

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Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer. Psalm 19:14

What if you were to stand before Lord Holy Jesus Christy Christu Supreme right now? Would you say, "Hey Christy, check out this pornographic image of this naked Asian chick?" Would you then also say, "Shut the fuck up," before him? For if not, as The Great and Holy Bible Supreme states in Psalms, you are a filthy, filthy heathen and a vile sinner. You may push the blame on me for your sinful ways all you like, but it is clear that Jow Forums has blackened your soul to an evil beyond redemption. The Glorious and Hateful Virgin Mary Ultimate Mode mother of Christy Christu, our one and only true lord and savior gouges her eyes out upon reading your sinful posts. Shame on you. Sad.

I like my women to have nice long asses

Demons sure got the gift of gab, I'll give dreaded scum-basking plaque-hearted Lucifer that. He trained you well, but you're up against David Koresh here bub. You're a demon, fuck off. I got souls to save.

So you’ve had 2 pussies?

Yes, and we control the earth and nothing you and your washed up religion can do can stop us. We control the government. We control the technology. We control the media. We control the markets. We even control this site. All you can do is live in a fantasy world on Jow Forums and say things like, "the gift of gab," while the real world outside crumbles beneath you and give praise to Zuckerberg and Youtube, forgetting the name Christ even existed.

What you don't realize is you can't save what doesn't want to be saved. That is the bulk of America right now, sans the south, which is collapsing due to it's dated beliefs and skills in a world run by computers and algorithms. Keep trying though. We have a lot of fun mocking you.

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This is your future, rat. You think Brazil, Duterte, and Trump shitlording is bad. This is just the beginning. All races will wake up to you soon, demon. Thx for doing me the favor of completely exposing yourself, you mocky son of bitch.

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Me too buddy

I honestly would if Christians didn't worship Jews and act like the stories in the bible were true stories. The teachings and virtues of Jesus are pretty based and red pilled though.
So you are a Jew?

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Give praise to glorious Lucifer, master of business; he brings us wealth.

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I don’t invest in scams.

They have a two-thousand-year-old whitepaper with a constantly shifting roadmap, the second coming still hasn’t happened after repeated delays and frankly I don’t think it’s ever going to.

Furthermore, the funds raised during ICO and afterwards by foolish investors went straight to a centralized Church and weren’t used for development at all but instead went straight to the core developers’ pockets and investors get nothing in return, it’s a straight up ponzi.

The whitepaper was also so unclear that it led to numerous hard forks, and the public can’t agree on which one to go with even hundreds of years later. One fork happened just because a king wanted a divorce. It’s bullshit.

People who buy into this shit will never make it.

Based

yes black nothingness is what awaits us after death

Hah gotem

>Admitting you have a 2inch pecker
Fucking KEK

>t. zoomer
live longer, experience enough pain chronic and otherwise, and your outlook on death will change
i'm barely in my 30s but i've had a good life and it wouldn't bum me out if i disappeared into nothingness
of course our biological survival instinct pushes us to keep living, and reproduce. but at some point there's a stage where you're content and ready to die. you'll get there too user

I think this is a realistic scene from about 100 years in the future, when we have sex robots.

I would have one that looks similar to this.

Not black nothingness faggot. Literally NOTHING. No color involved whatsoever. Our brains literally cannot imagine the concept of nothing but that is unironically what awaits all of us. Pursue hedonistic pleasures and do whatever the fuck you want because this is your only time on this stupid fucking rock so make the most of it. Don't fall for the NEET meme go out and do some shit faggot and don't expect some shiny afterlife to justify suffering through a shitty mediocre life.

I invested 5k in Heckler und Koch, better than jesus.

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Satan is my broker.

this

she's got ridiculously weak muscle tone, obviously has a passive lifestyle, she doesn't have to be a bodybuilder or a landwhale but how about not looking like a grandma

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