Oh god... I just got a blowjob from my landlord.
Oh god... I just got a blowjob from my landlord
Alexander Anderson
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Aaron Richardson
sounds like a win win
what do you have to do next month tho
>you're gonna have to eat ass lol
Easton Peterson
Checked
Cameron Rivera
Is your landlord a dude?
Matthew Brooks
she's in her late thirties but she is really fit. No kids and she runs a art class in her garage.
Michael Taylor
That’s super fucking hot. Post pics.
Connor Collins
storytime faggot
Robert Gonzalez
Proof or larp fucking faggot
Wyatt Foster
I don't have pics but I'll green text it.
>Sitting in the loungeroom playing dark souls 3
>She comes home from the club with this gay asian guy and 2 other girls
>They are all drunk as fuck and the gay asian guy ends up helping me beat the Pontiff
>They start drinking some more and I join in.
>we make home made pizzas and stuff until it's like 2 am
>They all end up past out in the living room.
>I decide to carry my landlord back to her bed because it seemed like the right thing to do.
>When I lay her down she wraps her arms around me and asks me (in a slurred drunken voice) to let her 'thank me'.
>She lays me down and ends gives me a awkward sloppy blowjob and after I came she laughed and feel asleep with my cum all over her face. (dw I cleaned it up before I went back to my room).
Anthony Brooks
lets see her
Matthew Perry
Congratz, you just raped you landlord. Taking advantage of her vulnerable state, tsk tsk...
Connor Watson
Op is a faggot, he prefer the trap Asian.
Camden Anderson
Enjoy your sentence in federal prison with bubba and then rest of your life as registered sex offender.
Oliver Barnes
yeh she will wake up and decide you raped her, they will check the security footage and see you carrying her off from the lounge. its ogre for you lmao
Robert Gonzalez
If I get sent to jail at least my bags won't feel as heavy.
Luke Green
She laughed because you fell for her rape plan.
Lucas Walker
>he fucked a drunk woman
Enjoy jail
Joshua Ross
when will it be mine turn
Ryder Lewis
>he posted about how he faceraped his drunken landlord on a stamp collecting forum
The cherry on top
Nathaniel Young
So you took advantage of a drunk woman to get off with your perversity in an attempt at getting special treatment?
You're soon to be evicted and probably end up with a lawsuit.
Your privilege is about to get checked, OP.
Kayden Richardson
nice get linky stay stinky xd
Nathaniel Reyes
>women
>owning property and renting it out
Nice LARP
Isaiah Perez
lmao @ everyone thinking she will remember anything
Alexander Bell
Nigger you are talking about kidnapping a daughter of a Vegas casino owner. Off coarse she is going to fucking remember. Getting kidnapped isn't a daily occurrence.
Connor White
It felt so right though...
What's this about a Vegas casino owner?
Levi Powell
Wrong thread user
Lucas Kelly
People have gone to jail for a lot less
You’re going to prison m8. Better wash those bed sheets and bleach her face
Jaxon Bailey
Sorry wrong thread
Josiah Williams
OP has to kill her now.
Jordan Sanders
For some reason I’m picturing some fat Asian in this story. No hot Asian would blow a NEET who plays vidya
Liam Garcia
Nice, OP. She is such a slut tho.
Also:
>business and finance
Christopher Myers
Rapist
Noah Reed
#MeToo
Carson Martin
>business and finance
en.wikipedia.org
Get educated.
Jordan Jenkins
Yup, you raped her. Better put all your money in monero and get the fuck out of the country ASAP
Jacob Gutierrez
Why would you lie online
Jordan Cook
Joshua Kelly
MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY
Henry Long
those digits are the cherry on top, wew
Jayden Morris
>itt autistic wet dreams from anime poster
Aaron Thomas
Somepony plz report to fbi
James Thomas
>(dw I cleaned it up before I went back to my room)
This is where it gets sketch, OP. You don't want her to remember what happened? What the fuck, bro? You shouldn't have let her go down on you if she was that fucked up.
Christian Rivera
Why didn't you fucked her too?
Owen Anderson
He should've just let her sleep with cum on her face?
Not that he's not going to jail for doing this with someone drunk to the point their voice is slurring though
Adrian Bell
David Lopez
Lol OP don’t listen to these fags. You’re not going to jail. Did you talk to her since it happened yet? How did she act?
Xavier Perez
Op you have one chance one oportunity to get out of this.
The passed out asian gay guy.
You have to jack him off get his semen and smear it on your landlords face. Blame him.
Don't forget to carry him to her room.
Your story is that he carried her.
She mistake him for you.