He's one of us. Probably lurking right fucking now

He's one of us. Probably lurking right fucking now.

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>Shortseller Enrichment Commission

>Probably lurking right fucking now.
Hello Elon

120 hours a week of shitposting

elon if you're into crypto give some recommendations for this

merv.tech

otherwise keep pumping tsla stock

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he is to dumb to be on Jow Forums

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It's funny how he is always claiming to work like 16 hours per day, but at the same time he seems to be up to date with all the latest memes and he is debating random pajeets on the other side of the world on twitter.

Yo I love the idea for your website. You should get it Brave verified so you can start profiting from donated BAT. Also if you want help with design/advertising or anything I'd love to help.

When you're the boss you get to have a flexible definition of "work"

If Elon Musk is here, can you comment on whether you're mining fujicoin I noticed there's always a node at cape Canaveral

>he fell for the merchant definition of (((work)))
Even shitposting on twitter is work when you have several multi-billion companies and over 23M followers. Now go make me a big mac, wagie.

Elon-chan is the chosen one who will save crypto.

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Elon if you read this, please please change your twitter bio to ''King of the NEETS."

yeah he posted a few weeks ago

am elon. can confirm

When one of us had another message

Elon may be lurking, but I guarantee you faggots it's not on this brainlet/pajeet shitposting central, but /sci/ and possibly /a/.

PUMP REQ TO $420, ELON

Hey Jow Forums

Lmaoo

he's on pol

10/10 bait with becoming "nothing" of tesla. Nice -3%

interesting idea

and I'm always down for suggestions, email?

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see he posted again. sup elon, ily bro

Hi David Einhorn

when Mars sir?

the absolute madman did it!!!

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wow made me look haha based, here upvote sir xD

now we know who was making the "you have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't investing in this man" threads

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or hes busy at work making sure his multi billion dollar car and space ship companies keep running

i bet he frequents Jow Forumssci/ and /a/
maybe /o/ to keep an eye on how much everyone there hates tesla, and id place a bet he secretly likes traps

hes a genius though

he is a super big meme on youtube now. Pewdiepie mentions him like 5 times an episode to 70 million subs. Tesla mindshare and free advertising..

well he is dating grimes

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most millionaires lurk Jow Forums, just not Jow Forums

Bezos posts a lot on /v/, mostly related to The Elder Scrolls

what

novel idea. get it brave verified and i'll tip you the grant brave gave me for downloading brave.

joe rogan and a lot of those types are on Jow Forums just as readers. 90% of journalists read pol every day

bill burr likes /sp/

hey guys its me

sloppy work, you forgot the one in the posts feed

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>hey guys its me
prove it

post another catgirl on twitter in next 5 minutes

This guy is reddit incarnate he's more likely lurking there.

Oshit

probably looking for pajeets to harvest hair from for his transplant

Didn't you get the memo? Reddit is the new Facebook and Jow Forums is the new Reddit.

Tops my 70 or so in spades

Lol. It's CHEF normie and your disgusting ass never frozen 2 week old meat patty with some hamburger is almost here on it's trip through the desert. When the trailer is done dripping and we get most of the flys out I toss it on the grill.


No shit. I used to haul that stuff. Mcdicks does it now to.
>fresh never frozen mcgimmick!
>just saving money on refrigeration and therefore shipping costs.

Fresh my happy ass i am surprised people dont get food poisoning.

Absolutelydisgustin.jpg

Where???? Lemme see it

Will litterally laugh my dick off if timestamp proof

Hey Elon,

Hire pissed off red hat engineers

That's all

Elon,
Liquidate TSLA and use the funds to pump SPX. Burn shorts
Then take the profits and use it to rebuild TSLA

Regards,
Management

I used to love Tesla and I was always impressed with Elon‘s visions. But his garbage posting on Twitter „show me ur dank memes :DDD“ made me reconsider. He‘s a fag and Tesla can go suck a donkey. He‘s a damn NPC.

>He‘s a damn NPC
>speaking about NPCs
>opinion discarded

Oh no, some faggot doesn‘t like what I said. whuddamagunnadoo

Just a few months ago people on this board were shitting on Elon. Two-faced bitches.

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>don't like what I said
It's not that. I just don't consider you a human being.

AHAHAAA!

No fuckin way

>putting in legitimate effort into a passing shitpost

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""engineers""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

This.

REEEEEEEEEE BRAINLET. ETC...


>telsa high as giraffe pussy
>smoke weed on tv to intentionally make it take a dive
>lol, everyone i know shorted options
>everyone forgets about it a month latter.


But yeah hes tarded hirrrrr durrrr!

Kek

Theres only one Musk-tier project in the space right now in regards to his personal style and ambitions, in my opinion. You all know that nodes are only tamperproof when in orbit right? (Until the spacewars that is)
NXS is the project I'm thinking of, not going to LARP bait you all; too busy. Elon pls confirm

So what is the new Jow Forums?!

>GOOBLE GOBBLE
>GOOBLE GOBBLE
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yeah, but prolly not on this board right now

user he already posted in this thread

I'm making it.

What kind of features do you want?

A Jow Forums with a high signal to noise ratio (i.e. no stupid threads about brappers, boomers and such) with actionable content in general. I've been here for a while and since about March or something I haven't really learned anything that useful. If good enough, I would totally pay a subscription fee or something.

giant mecha fights when?

Usa vs japan already.

Was an absolute retard shitshow...

I think we'd all fair well enough with a descent community and adds to keep it running.