/smg/ - Stock Market General

Sell the news user. Didn't you learn anything from crypto

Thanks for the Cheapies unironically
When the next rally starts Ill be retired

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i need to double my ameritrade account so i can trade futures

what options trades would you do to get there?

short VIX

Do I buy SQQQ which means markets goes up tomorrow or TQQQ which means they go down tomorrow.
What do you guys want?

Notant you heard? Stock market canceled for rest of history
no ones supporting boomer ponzi anymore

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>was a bad goy and now can only trade with settled funds for 90 days
>sold my SQ this morning and now can't buy cheapies until Nov. 1
Fuck this jewish shit.

I feel almost bad for this delusional animefag

I want you to make your own decision

Gold stocks pumping inexplicably again.

>fed dumping $30B tomorrow

hmm i wonder

want to play a fun game? zoom out and look at every october of your favourite index.
convince me not to buy as soon as I see green.

I'm holding both. 10:1 ratio.

Ride sharing is all they are known for but that really isnt the only thing they are known for. They do uber for anything service. Even bring food from down the street to your house. Ride sharing is just what they focused on short term.

>GE

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These cheapies are so beautiful

imagine missing this sale

Imagine shorting GE at these prices,

youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

here it comes, hold on to me bros

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Nice try, PPT, HOWEVER...

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you must not have noticed
This is 2008... inverted

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You got those reversed bud
Sqqq = nasdaq down
Tqqq = nasdaq up

Bogs have his RH on watch.

How do I short Ben and Jerrys Ice cream.
(Faggots)

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I know that Ben and Jerrys is garbage but dont bet against Unilever...

NYSE:UN

Have fun losing your money.

>investing based on politics
now that's your brain on retard

not ready we need to go back to 2013 levels before buying the dip.

this

Theyve been one of the top performer in consumers sstaples these past 2 years which is incredible

>_> its no inverted
this literally how 2008 started
we have nother 100 point gap down inc

menstrual swirls when

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dont care just let me know which one you choose so I can do the opposite and make huge gains

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>ETF are the new subprime mortgage
>every safe investor btfo
>all ETFs shares and options hit 0
>everyone else triples

I can't wait for the ETF ccrash

Women are gross you should hate yourself.

REEE fucking crash already

>girls being really good friends
Which stock can I buy to support this?

>rkg
>woman
user....

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WRONG
Even if the spx was showing bearish signals on the monthly there is still a roll off period where it keep hitting new highs
While you are on your deathbed, I will flaunt the SPX 3000 over your face, you have my word

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>look at UN
>that upside down bart on the 3rd of october
I wonder who could be behind this

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What you posted makes no sense. It is literally impossible. I have never seen a dumber post on /smg/.

SNAP

Do you even know what is ETF

Oct 2016 that is

guess who literally has ubereats on the way

take my money uber

Hey, you faggot bears. Only one hour left. You gonna stop being a pussy anytime soon?

Nah. Everyone knows about etf dragging down market. No one saw housing prices crashing. A crash is always something unexpected. Comes from blind spot. Could be similar to 2001 where values and expectations didnt match reality and tech blew up.

I’m a poor gag janitor making $15 hr but you sir are dumber than me.

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>tfw you aren't in the big short backrooms while we laugh at etflets about ot get btfooooooo

it could happen but yeah

>ETFlets think they own stocks
picker master race

Early heads up. There's China PMI at 9 EST tonight.

The market is so boring except from 3:55-4 pm these days.

Yeah this is a snooze fest

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>he owns ETFs
>he thinks it's not air
LEL KEK TOP JOKES

How do you even buy an ETF lol?

>Uber eats
>Take 30 minutes to deliver on average, longer than competitors
>Less famous than competitors like deliveroo
Why would I invest in it?

And why would I invest in a company that's operating illegally around the world?

finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPY/

found the virgin kek

am agree with the rollover but its only hitting 282 then dump

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youre thinking of ETNs
ETFs are backed by the securities

People confuse ETFs with indexes. He's not saying indexes are bullshit, he's saying ETFs are. Who knows what the exchange is buying with the money? They only have to give out returns which match the index it's supposedly based on. They can then pocket the rest. It's absolutely brilliant.

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because they have the capial to stomp out the competition?

Is it time to load up on cheapies?

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this isn't true an ETF skewing its numbers would be breaking several laws.

/smg/ Never can tell if it's bait or IQ confession.

>because they have the capital to stomp out the competition
>Need to raise fund via IPO

Silence hater
it might hit 282 before a entrancement but we are still going to 3300 - 4000 by 2020
The rollover is in its extreme early stage

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I need Brazil to feel some pain between now and Jan 15 for my puts. Any hope Hueanons?

were fucked lad

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If you have thousand of dollars then no, if you have million of dollars or even more than there are better place for you to ask

all aboard the dividend train guys.

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Market will pump end of day. Be there or be bear.

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S&P 500 = Just poor 500
Dow Jones = Ow Jones
Russell 2000 = Hustled 2000
NASDAQ = NASHack

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Brazil is going straight to the top. They're going to purge communists and go to work. World power status by 2020.

ENOUGH!

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>copper futures forming a monthly triple bottom

We're gonna moon after midterms.

>buy stocks in legimatie company
>get fucked in the ass

>buy some shitty small cap meme stock that doesnt even have a real product and shit financials
>make my monthly salary in one day

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>trusting a 0 volume """""pump"""""
k

I agree, all I need is for them to get slightly rattled. I'm so close.

I'd let all the money go if they restored the Empire

that bulltrap before sour hour.

>restored the empire
they need to take Portugal back as well based user

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>meme on TLRY for a quick 2500 on one day
>overall portfolio down 12,000 in one month
h-hehe I'm m-making it....

and now I don't feel so bad about buying in at 13.50. . .

>all these bullcucks being lured in

EGGCELLENT

dividend was cut to .01 also user.

I bet there is some convoluted black swan event possible because of ETF that is too complicated to understand

It's probably safe though. Aren't they fucked on liquidity or something though?

Also if I wanted to shitpost I'd post about my Astrocyte inspired AGI, due out 2019

Nah, I think bulls won today.

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Best case scenario:

>Bolsanaro announces pension cuts, lifts tariffs, purges the red
>Purges trigger temporary correction
>I flip my puts, Bolsanaro restores the monarchy, all is right in the world.

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Power hour?

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kek i got out at 11 bucks a share this morning, fuck that stock

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>don't you want safe dividend boomer stocks instead of this AI meme shit

Looks like someone got the Kikebooks earnings early

GALT is my only red stock.

I'll hold long but goddamn.

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