What's the best investment advice you've ever received?

What's the best investment advice you've ever received?

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SIX NINE THIS AND SIX NINE THAT
NIGGUUUHS ON MY DICK AND ON MY GAT

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th-thanks dad

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stay single

always do the opposite of what Jow Forums says

> sell now
that one user back in January when eth passed 1k

I wished I had listened

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two things:
>being advised to buy $500 of sharder when it was at $2m market cap, and buying it
>being told about chainlink and oracles
i know that i'm going to make it

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every time a penny passes through your hands, stick it up your ass, and then spend it.

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Stay away from women.

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good storage method, be your own piggy bank

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always DCA in

>Trashy 5/10 white woman with a black man
Woah, breaking news right here

huh?

Stay stinkie.

Also, sell ICX.

I haven't gotten much advice that's completely changed my world. Two things I remember are a fat New Yorker telling me all about compound interest at some seminar, and he presented it in a way which really got the message across of how powerful it is. Another one was from some drunk old lady I met who told me to read obituaries and learn about people's life stories in order to learn what successful people do. I just sort of smiled then, but since that moment I've noticed that I pay a lot of attention to the details of a person's life when I read their article on wikipedia. It's actually helped form my career choices.

The best advice I can give is:
1) Have a budget, and don't spend like a nigger.
2) Save money in a mutual/index fund.
3) Buy rental property.

There's really no excuse for a middle-class person to not become a millionaire by 50. There are also very few good excuses for a young adult to not become middle-class before 30.

My parents argued and yelled constantly when I was growing up. I think those angry insincere "Don't get married"s that get dropped regularly had an effect on me avoiding thots.

tthe amount of autism it takes to make this is a bit disturbing

countertrade cnbc

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Be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful.

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If it smells like calogne, leave it alone.
If it smells like fish, have a dish.

"Dump everything in Chainlink"

if it flies, floats or fucks its cheaper to rent