*sips
yep, it’s been that kinda day
is it friday yet?
*sips
Adam Allen
Carter Flores
>emergency pee light flashes
>"boss unlock the cage! i've really got to go!"
>just two more hours until the end of your shift wagie!
Jeremiah Turner
*pisses pants*
*keeps sitting in front of computer in pee pee pants*
ahhhhhhh, NEET life.
Asher Collins
>be me
>be in kindergarten
>going to computer class
>teacher says if you need to go to the restroom, do it now cause you can't later
>don't need to pee, so I don't go
>get into class
>working like a good boy for 20 minutes
>uhoh.jpg
>raise my hand
>tell her I need to use the restroom
>no
>try to hold it
>pee in the chair
>raise my hand
>tell her I just peed
>sent to nurse who calls my mom
>get replacement clothes
>sent back to class
>teacher doesn't look at me
>:^)
comfy memory
Landon Ross
lol same thing happened to a fren when i was around 8 yo. in art class.
>"okay everyone go to toilet if you need to"
>no one goes
>puts his hand up
>asks to go to toilet
>"no"
>*5 mins later*
>pisses on floor
lmao
Henry Peterson
This happened to me in the 2nd grade but I didnt tell anyone I peed. The teacher called me to the back with other kids to do a reading circle so I hid the piss stains on my pants and the huge puddle of piss in the bucket-chair was absorbed by the plastic material of it when I got back
Brandon Hall
dumb wagie teacher
I even had a reputation as a good boy and she still didn't let me go.
I didn't have to clean up the pool of pee from the chair either.
Hahaha
>my pee is on your hands!
Samuel Richardson
We had a Darren in my English class aged 13. He shat himself with the force of a stage 8 biryani, then dropped trou so we ALL got a good look at the sheer volume evacuated along with how it had smeared up and down his crack. So much shit, so many tears
Thomas Sanders
Same here. I didnt go at break time or 10 minutes earlier BECAUSE I DIDNT NEED TO GO THEN YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH.
My nephew has just started school last month and i swear to god if this happens to him because of some arrogant fucking teacher im going in there and breaking their legs then shit and piss all over their face
Cameron Jones
based and redpilled
at least you guys didn’t poop your pants
Oliver Powell
>need to pee
>its the same structure as your story
>think if I just pee a little bit I won’t have to go anymore
>tinkle a couple ounces
>coupla more ounces
>now I’m halfway through the piss
>figure I might as well let the rest out and be relieved
>on off on off until I’m empty
>pants are soaked by now
>teacher notices when I get up
>is more mad about the piss on the chair than that I pissed myself
>tells me to go the bathroom
>I don’t need to go anymore
Cooper Butler
>be in a heated playground argument
>feel some gas stirring
>heh, I’ll show them who’s boss and fart in their direction
>whip around, squeeze extra hard for maximum effect
>this fart is pretty warm
>it didn’t even make a big sound
>undies still warm even though I farted a whole 10 seconds ago
>pretty sure I shit myself so I go inside
>shit all in my underwear
>threw them out in the bathroom garbage and went the rest of the day commando
>I lost an argument because I shit myself
>I was 11
Nicholas Evans
>computer class in kindergarten
Ryder Taylor
We live in the future
Angel White
Id rather take the detention than piss my pants. Who the fuck they think they are trying to tell you that youre not allowed to go pee? Its fucking bullshit. Schools are just prisons/indoctrination centers for kids.
Daniel Cook
we use to play math blaster that young
Colton Morgan
>bathroom break was an hour ago
>teacher is reading a book
>raise my hand and ask to go to the bathroom THREE TIMES
>still says no
>pee in seat
>cry
Who the fuck trained these cunts? How does not letting 5 year olds pee make us any better behaved? Hated that cunt.
Jordan Diaz
>tells me to go the bathroom
kek i forgot she told me the same before sending me to the nurse
what an idiot
>this is my bathroom now
>you could have prevented this
Jeremiah Stewart
Yeah I don't get what the fuck they hope to accomplish with that shit. It's terrible for your bladder health, too. I had a horrible cunt of a teacher's aide like that when I was in 3rd grade
>be in school, third grade
>have to piss
>horrible cunt of a teacher's aide hates children and so torments them
>disgusting pig-faced beaner with intensely disgusting tongue fissures, literally looks like the el goblino charicature
>bitch thinks us leaving the room for 3 minutes tops will undo all teachings or something
>piss myself like 5 times that year because of her
>get shit for it constantly for a year(ish)
I think I was the only one too, which made it worse. Guess I have a small bladder or something
Ian Turner
WTF is this thread
Hey Americans, here's an idea. How bout you get potty-trained BEFORE you start big school
Brayden Kelly
teach wouldnt let us use the b rooms bro
not our fault we pissed ourselves
Tyler Ramirez
one time a teacher told me I couldn't go pee during lunch so I pissed at the table where half the class was sitting and they all ran away from the table till a teacher noticed
teachers always allowed me to go to the bathroom after that
reputation is key
Sebastian Russell
fuck, just last night, i literally got told to wait til someone came back before i could go to the bathroom.
William Campbell
>be wagie
> 26
>I need to pee and send an email to my supervisor
>"Sir may I be excused, I need to relive myself"
>"No"
>Sit in front of the computer and piss myself
>continue to work until 5PM with soiled slacks.
Aiden Ortiz
>was 11
>was 31 same thing happens again lol