/smg/ - Stock Market General

Bipolar edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books: pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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Green IDs will make it

pls pls pls

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FRENS

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I only own F

If it’s yellow does that mean I wagekek forever?

FAANG GANG

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bulls think they've won... kekking my way to the bank when the feds dump that THIRTY BIL tonite...

I spent my entire student loan refund left on SQQQ

BULLS

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give me gains

SPOT earnings will send me to mars.

yo

What does it mean? Bank stocks tank?

>he didnt buy the FNGU dip

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Gains manatee asks, "you bought the dip, right?"

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OCTOBER IS OVER FUCK BEARS

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the dead cat bounce officially ends and we go into a full blown recession

>sell the dip
>buy a decaying pos on immutable credit

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Yep

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So what is the deal with Vangaurd not allowing you to cancel a limit order? shits fucked bruh

Vanguards bow to the rothschilds who bow to the bogs, this is well known

GPRO 10$ eoy

nuuu sasuke nuuuu

reeeeee hit 2740 or 7050 so I can short again

whelp, theres 10k worth of shorts i have to sit on till tomorrow,
rip

Well done.

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youtube.com/watch?v=FLy0owZhsk0
I use etrade btw. But I saw this dude on tv last night. That's a voice you can trust.

I just saw a presentation from a guy who works with high net worth individuals at JP Morgan and he said that he doesn't see any signs of recession in the next 18-24 months, and he hasn't greatly altered any of his client's portfolios in this market since he isn't sure where price are going in the short term.

Not sure whether to believe him, since when the the yield curve was brought up he sort of dismissed it out of hand.

oh wait you can apparently, you have to view the asset itself to see the option of view pending order,
vangaurds ui is pretty gay

Feels good.

Rolan with 1000 shares of GE

Does TD do retirement accounts?

why is wall st giving you free lambo ;_;
F am the most owned stock by millennials

it should be dumped into ground to fund geckos 5th yatch ;_;

Finance professionals are morons who only make money because it gets easier when you have more.

shhh, don't break the magic

most small specs bought at 10.30

kek if you look at the spy 1m right now its the chart for spy for the whole year

It's pretty ghetto for a website but they believe in holding long so it's something they barely want you to see.

It's an eyesore designed to repel you from selling.

>first he said “just wait until the fed dumps their balance sheet”
>then he shorted the bottom

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O.O
well find out what happens rest of year in few mins

true, actually its more around 11, but still! it should be dumping so hard they capitulate

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RECOVERY CONFIRMED!

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What happened to weed?

advice courtesy zerohedge

nbev has been sitting around 4 for awhile. weed stock probably bottomed

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poor Calculated gamble
He isnt enjoying this green day with us

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Rolling

nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Just bought $3000 of SQQQ (80% of my savings) AMA

RIP

I like the thought

may not wanna go that far in with your savings though....

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RIP

C O N T R A I N D I C A T O R
You’re selling by eow right? You could make a little something on that but you aren’t planning to hold for an extended time roight?

your entire savings is 4 figures lmao

small specs BTFO, get swagged on by us big wigs

How much is your stop loss?

Uh oh

No stop loss

CNSL for the juiciest dividends and degenerate gambling.

Power Hour Double Bonus Today Only

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Just imagine how much the market is going to pump after the Red Wave.

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kek me went hard into GPRO and CHK >_>
holding off short until later

BUT ME WILL SHORT

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I'm holding sqqqq from yesterday eod. Let's do this

VTGN wtf going on

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Also The Fed today announced its loosening regulations on banks. Thats a good thing... for now.

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Nasdaq is never going below 7k again
Small specs are absolutely TRICKED
VIX broke downward
Golden Bulls for the win

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The memes are real
>sold my bac yesterday

Interesting story. There was a channer type brazilian movement using youtube after copying 2005-2006 trump movement. Youngest person in their congress and they fund it by youtube revenue. They also heavily supported bolsonaro and focused on memes.

They are now growing huge and getting lots of young br to support them through these methods. Their plan is to use youtube and other rev to fund their movement and spread it more and more.

That is pretty joocy fren. Your green ID inclines me to buy

dailydot.com/upstream/kim-kataguiri-youtube-brazil-mbl/

forgot to link, too lazy to archive


Kim Kataguiri is a 22-year-old YouTuber from Brazil. He’s been compared to Milo Yiannopoulos, and his social media channels have been compared to Breitbart. He and his network are right-wingers in a country facing political upheaval.

Kataguiri also might soon be one of the most powerful men in Brazil.

is this a general rule:

dividends for guaranteed income and stability

growth/index funds/new blue chip companies for volatility and capital/principal gains

growth when young and divvys when closer to retirement age when you need to actually pull money out?

Blues btfo

Why can’t you have both?

You won't regret it. Maybe...

because in my 20s i dont watn to get locked into slow moving glacier companies like the top tier dividend yielders, i want to actually grow my money not need to use it in real life

Oh fuck yeah RIV just broke out of descending channel, bullish macd cross on 4h, bullish stoch rsi cross this morning, CCI on rising trend above -100.

It's so beautiful.

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What's stopping you from reinvesting your dividends?

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they still gain much much much slower than index funds alone do even with DRIP, just with less volatility which does have value in your 50s but not necessarily in your 20s

Is the golden back? Or are we gonna be crushed as soon as more bad ERs are released and Feds increase rate hikes?

basically that is the general consensus

dividend companies have outperformed other companies on average, but if you get into a stock like AMZN or AAPL early, theres much more potential for building your nut to sell and use towards dividend stocks for income. You can also just start out with little growth and dividends and DRIP them until compounding interest grows your income for you.

I do both at the same time. growth in mutual funds (because I have no idea nor the time to research the next best thing) and then i manage my own divvy portfolio for growing safe, passive income.

Good idea. It's more risky but might as well bet on technology future. If this tech shit doesn't work out and growth from it we will be fucked on debt anyway. Might as well put it into growth and tech if you have 20+ years for it to grow..

Dogs of the Dow outperforms the index

yeah feels great until the feds dumb their 30 mil in the next few hours retard

Visa.
This
Get the cap appreciation and reinvested dividends, this is compounding, it’s how you get rich.
Or you can all in the latest $100m meme company and lose it all if you want. If you’re a $500 account guy then by all means buy memes. If you have like $5,000 buy some big boy stocks

Again in English, doc.

Taking myself out to dinner tonight!

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SPY pays dividends.

In a bull market, yes. In a bear market you'll still get dividends while growth stocks eat shit. Just saying one isn't generally better than the other.

They dump at 10:30EST fyi. barely a blip

where do you find this out anyway?

Similar for me. I keep 50% of my portfolio in dividend ETFs. About 30% in index funds, and the rest in high growth ETFs and companies.

piggy backing on this, even during the great recession KO was growing its dividend and paying me money (i reinvested it in KO) I had it there if I needed it

bull market, good bc my net worth is up - fuck you pay me
bear market, good bc buying opportunity - still, fuck you pay me

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Nice Fed balance sheet dump
fucking small specs

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Bears thouroughly and eternally BTFO. I'm shorting Viagra right now because im pretty sure this erection is never going away.

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Bet

wrong it's coming and it's going to big big
it hasn't happened yet retard

stonk i have go up make good indicator squiggles for moar up

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Some rich douchebag is buying out all my stocks. What should I do?

do i fomo in now or is this shit just gonna dump again by the end of the week

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If you're thinking on such small time scales you're never going to make it