Don't be me

Crypto has unironically ruined my life.

I first caught wind of it when a buddy of mine said he was going all in on ETH in May of last year. I said fuck it, signed up on Coinbase and threw $5000 into crypto. Mind you this is like half of my life savings (poorfag), but hell it's not too much to lose.

Well, I went down the rabbit hole and struck gold a few times. Antshares, DGB, ZRX, Walton... I brought my 5k initial all the way up to a $880k portfolio in December 2017.

Now I should have listened. I should have cashed out, yes. Once I hit $1 million I was going to... I would have been set. And then, JUST like that the market tanks going into the new year.

I didn't know shit about taxes so I never bothered to set aside anything. I gambled in more than a few shit ICOs to start 2018, had some money in ZCL, NEO, BCH, OMG, etc. Today my portfolio sits at $125k, a far cry from my $880k ATH.

My estimated tax liability for 2017 is about 390k (live in Cuckafornia, fuck this place).

I make $12/hr as a retail associate at Barnes & Noble. I haven't paid any taxes or filed any returns for 2017.

I'm probably just going to kill myself if BTC isn't 50k by the end of the year.

In the end Cuckbase ratted me out here. Just pay your goddamn taxes. Don't be me.

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I thought capital losses negated capital gains?

Thanks, IRS psy ops. Will do!

are you fucking stupid? you were TRADING crypto/USD pairs on coinbase? just buy, convert to XMR, and hold, you retarded nigger

Any CPAs/legalfags here?

How fucked is this guy actually?

If you sold crypto at a profit, reinvested these profits in another crypto, then sold at a loss, the amount of taxes you owe....you know what nevermind. It’s not worth explaining this to you brainlets

Yeah... Just kill yourself.

But none of the coins you bought are on Coinbase so fuck off lying IRS pajeet

burgers love to make fun of us bongs saying how authoritarian our govt is (e.g. spoon license) and it is pretty bad sometimes

But at least we don't have this bullshit

Only ever use cuckbase to cash out. Or, as the user above advized, convert to monero first.

Subtract losses dipshit. Fuck you people are stupid.

didnt you withdraw from coinbase?
just say you invested your coins in bitconnect and lost them all before 2017 was over or something.

Wrong! UK government demanded cuckbase give them a list of all UK users, so they could match it to their tax returns..

Only losses up to 2017 can be claimed in 2017.

OP made no losses in 2017. Only in 2018. These cannot be claimed back in 2017.

>deliberately realising short term capital gains on a regulatory compliant exchange in the USA with kyc
godspeed user, i figured people like you exist.
what's interesting is that i've got almost the same history as you, 800k, planned on selling everything and going into stocks at 1 million, now at 140k, feelsbad. but atleast i only traded on exchanges without kyc like bitfinex.
>don't be me
don't warn the imbicels, if they don't use their brains, they deserve what's coming to them, it's like natural selection

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^This is why a few brits posted here recently about getting their doors booted in and all electronics confiscated recently

Larp better, nobody is this stupid

I'm not a tax accountant or lawyer but losses in some forms are eligible to be written off.

I thought no one cares about tax in the US

just calculate gains on usd trades and report the rest as tax free exchanges. it's a gray area for 2017 and you will have at least done something. you did keep some USD, right?

American thing? I'm a leaf, I can carry forward losses to other years. Would have hoped u guys had the same thing

Yes but you can't claim losses from 2018 (where OP had massive losses) in 2017 (where OP had massive gains).

Is it dumb to use Coinbase as your fiat gateway (meaning, buying bitcoin or usd there) or not?

How can you owe taxes, if you hadn't taken a profit yet? If i buy a stock or a coin, i would imagine i would only pay taxes once i sell them for a profit.

I figured all crypto are considered as one, so you can freely trade inbetween them (tax free), but once you cash out for a profit, then you have to pay taxes off of that profit.

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either go completely "off grid" with your trading (xmr/no kyc/etc) or be smart about how taxes work

Sounds like the IRS ruined your life. not crypto.

no, when you exchange your trumpcoin for hitlercoin it's the same as selling it for usd in IRS's eyes

really? that is good to know.

newfag, everyone here knows what "fiat gateway" means. you don't need to define it for us

yea, once you trade one asset for another you realize either a loss or a gain, unless it's exactly the same price as when you bought it. This way the IRS can cockblock people from bartering as a way to evade taxable events.
It's for your own good goyimg ((()))

>Only losses up to 2017 can be claimed in 2017.

>OP made no losses in 2017. Only in 2018. These cannot be claimed back in 2017.

how can someone be so retarded to not cash out knowing this? op should have sold enough to pay his taxes and trade the rest

that's how I've heard it argued and know many people who filed that way for 2017. 2018 though pretty much everyone agrees it's been changed in the new tax law where it won't work like that now. I've heard someone I know disagree though. the IRS is very quiet about it all.

Only niggers pay taxes from crypto.

It is legally not taxable.

isn't crypto like stocks, you only pay taxes on realized gains (when you actually sell the coins for cash)?

no its a like like transaction

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You gullible faggots. Without even searching I can guarantee OP just copypasta'd this from somewhere on leddit.

Kys. All of you.

Whenever you sell business or investment property and you have a gain, you generally have to pay tax on the gain at the time of sale. IRC Section 1031 provides an exception and allows you to postpone paying tax on the gain if you reinvest the proceeds in similar property as part of a qualifying like-kind exchange.

irs.gov/newsroom/like-kind-exchanges-under-irc-code-section-1031

Both properties must be similar enough to qualify as "like-kind." Like-kind property is property of the same nature, character or class. Quality or grade does not matter. Most real estate will be like-kind to other real estate. For example, real property that is improved with a residential rental house is like-kind to vacant land. One exception for real estate is that property within the United States is not like-kind to property outside of the United States. Also, improvements that are conveyed without land are not of like kind to land.

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Thanks for answering the question faggot. Been in for a few years, just trying to be clear.

In the US coin to coin is a taxable event.

That said either don't report if there is no record of it on a US exchange. If there is just set up a payment plan. When it comes back up you wont be taxed on the same gains again and can pay it.

They're new gains so he WOULD be taxed on them.

However he can now apply his prior losses to avoid tax liability.

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wew lad

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He was stashing his gains in Coinbase wallet lmao, should have been using a dex op.

TAY KEITH
FUCK THIS NIGGAS SHIT UP

The vast majority of people here are.

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>ever cashing out
If I buy and never sell, Im good right?

Same I owe 400k in taxes And only have fucking 3k

Semantics, either way he owes $0 on it since his losses would cancel it out.

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No, you just have random asset seizures to support the greater caliphate