Apple missed BIGLY. Looks like drumpfonomy was a meme. Happening confirmed for tomorrow

Apple missed BIGLY. Looks like drumpfonomy was a meme. Happening confirmed for tomorrow.

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If there is one silver lining to the complete assraping of equities its that Trump will have no chance at reelection. What a disaster.

>expansion goes on for 10 years
>corporate revenues peak out 6 years ago
>orange man bad
Feels good to know these are the people I compete against in the market

holy shit trumpf drones will defend this

>5% beat
>misses "bigly"

user, you are aware that Trump isn't up for re-election during midterms, right?

>apple earnings lackluster
>blame the president
Imagine being this fucking retarded

Apple is always dropping after announcing new stuff

They announced new stuff back in September. We're in november now.

i bought apple at 232. fuck my shitty life. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MOMMY MAKE THE SLIDE STOP GODDAMNIT I WANT MY MONEY BACK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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You've been shorting this fake market, too? Shit's too easy.

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Bear trap, buy now or stay poor. 10% gain tomorrow

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>iPhone XS
>iPhone XR
>iPhone XS Max
>iPhone XS Max X
>iPhone XS Plus
>iPhone XS Pro
>iPhone XS XL
>iPhone XS 2
>iPhone XS X
>iPhone XS Super
>iPhone XS Ultra
>iPhone XS Vista
>iPhone XR Plus
>iPhone XR Pro
>iPhone XR U
>iPhone Xii U
>iPhone Switch
>iPhone SE X
>iPhone Exxon Valdez
>iPhone XD: Gale of Darkness
>iPhone XDD
>iPhone XP
>iPhone XP Home Ediiton
>iPhone Xfce
>iPhone XN
>iPhone XQ
>iPhone XX
>iPhone XY
>iPhone XXX
>iPhone XXXX
>iPhone XNXX

You don't compete against them, you compete against who they bootlick for

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Overreaction to the news regarding unit sales. The smartphone market is saturated, it’s all about ASP from now on.
iPhone ASP is steadily climbing, Apple’s chip team is leap frogging Intel and they have the best AR platform on the market, which is likely the next big thing.

You’d be stupid to not buy Apple and you’d be a retard not to buy this dip.

>bagholder cope

whats this after hours trading bullshit? jews only or something?

AMD baghodler detected

>have never bought an apple product
>never will buy an apple product

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>8 years of 0 interest
>Trump elected
>The banker owned FEDs raise the interest rates
Makes jew think?

Went all in on spy 11/12 calls today because I am 95% sure the election will go the Republicans way, wish I had more $ to buy more calls for cheap tomorrow.

Apple didn't miss you fucking retard.

pssh don't tell him about the midterms

Basically. Billion dollar market makers only

hopefully we can get rid of white people soon after

way shadier than crypto then

The market should be open 24/7. Literally fuck boomers

Iphone sales are flat. That's all non-autistic people care about.

And pivate property rights comrade

how is this fair?

>anti-Trump FAANG failing is Trump's fault

APPLE'S LOOKIN IFFY UHHH
IPHONE NOT SO SPIFFY UHHH

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What’s a good limit buy to set bros

I mean, it's not his fault.

kek, I remember an user yesterday saying that normies were hyping the shit out of Apple because of earnings, and said that it was a major sell signal. Unironically good call. Do the opposite of what normies do

OP is a faggot, they're just releasing shittier and shittier products. A friend just got that new iphone and it's gay as fuck. No wonder Trump got an android.