>be me
>set up a fake chad profile on LinkedIn with pic related
>put a criminal record in there and say I dropped out of college
>message HR roasties begging for jobs with no experience
>mfw they actually reply back for a phone interview
>try the same tactic with my account
>no response
I thought this shit only worked with Tinder but fuuuuuuuck. Who da thought that getting a job these days is like getting a gf?
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>humans are attracted to attractive people
Whoa
Post screenshots of you experiment.
Attractive people are generally smarter and have better social skills. It's a good heuristic. They'll probably do better than the ugly autist, even if their technical skills aren't as good.
bullshit
post the profile
That's bollocks and you know it OP. Where are you applying for jobs where this level of casual unprofessionalism is acceptable? Next time get your mum to write the 'reply' so at least it sounds like it's from a genuine female.
This. Show us the chad profile it better still be live
>WORKING UNTIL 8
SHE LITERALLY WANTS TO HAVE PHONE SEX
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ROASTIE RECRUITERS LMAO
>"if you need me to call after that's okay"
god damn I'm transferring my tinder pics to linked in right now. I can probably score a VP marketing gig by next week.
Haha fuck off user, get out of here with that
post link to linkedin profile
how can short hr roasties?
Nope they've been handed everything their whole life and think everything revolves around them. They'll take as many days off as they feel like and be douchey to other good employees causing them to quit.
The roasties are replying because they want to fuck them. That's it. Same reason a male boss would hire some dumb hot slut.
>r9k tries to get a job
I think studys show that people perceive good looking people as smarter, more attractive, funnier even when they arent because people just fill in the blanks in their head. Good lucking = must be good at everything overlook faults, Unattractive = must be bad at everything stay away.
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET A GOOD JOB BY JUST BEING ''SMART'' AND HARD WORKING
YOU NEVER LISTENED
BEING NT AND HAVING GOOD LOOKS IS INFINITELY MORE VALUABLE THAN BEING AN INTELLIGENT ASPIE
NOT ONLY IN DATING BUT IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE
HIS LOOKS ARE WORTH MORE THAN ANY EDUCATION YOU CAN GET
YOU WILL NEVER BE GOOD LOOKING
EVEN IF BY SOME MIRACLE YOU BECOME GOOD LOOKING YOU WILL NEVER BE NT
What a gift it is to be good looking enough to be allowed to wagecuck.
But to get a job is the same process to have a gf.
>you need to have some background
>you need to have proper skills and knowledge
>the more experience you had the more value you get
>if you can get better jobs than the actual they will raise their offered value to you
>its based on your social value
OF COURSE
IT HAS BEEN STUIED AN PROVEN MULTIPLE TIMES
>The roasties are replying because they want to fuck them. That's it.
KEEP COPING
OF COURSE THEY WANT TO FUCK EM
BUT NOT ONLY THAT
THEY ARE ACTUALLY PERCEIVED AS BETTER EMPLOYEES SUBCONSCIOUSLY
EVEN BY MALE BOSSES
GOOD LOOKS NOT ONLY HELP YOU IN DATING
SWALLOW IT
>GOOD JOBS
>WAGEKEK
PICK ONE AND STOP COPING
SEETHING and COPING
The brutality of the black pill
Sorry, OP, I don’t believe this happened. Doing that would have taken work. And you can’t even be bothered to post a screenshot of your effort? Might be interesting to see results though if you HAD done it. Once you do, come back and post results with evidence and you’ll get bigger audience and better response. You out in the effort and we’ll put in ours to talk about and spread. But honestly what can we even do with this? What are you expecting with the photos you included here? The best you could possibly hope to get is something like: yeah totally right too true bro! And then that’s it. On he other hand, if you actually do it, people will save thread , save pics and evidence , and it will go down as an actual interesting creative effort someone did and be remembered for a long time , and your (you)s will continue. But do it, this is interesting, come back and post results.
But in the meantime, this is fake and gay.
but you're arguing that attractive people are more easily hired as employees (wagecucks)
also on the far left side of your keyboard there's a button that says "caps lock", press that one time
Pictures or didn't happened
Its the opposite. The majority of the office is jealous of you and thinks you work out harder than you work in the office. Most people are fat, lazy and not blessed with good looks. You are a constant reminder to them of this fact. Some will really like you.
Looks are everything, my friend dropped out of college and still got a 70k per year job just based on his looks.
What kneepad title does he have?
doing what
also no, looks are not EVERYTHING. lots of ugly/fat nerds in data science and software engineering making bank. Yes, looks help tremendously.