*CURSED*

praise satan

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I AM YOUR VOICE

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begone lucifer. you have no power here for this is the realm of kek

ALHAMDUILLAH SATAN CANNOT HARM ME ALHAMDUILLAH

I will pay the price, satan.

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Sorry bitch, go back to We have no room for your brainlet faggotry here.

I wish christcucks and fedoras would battle to the death in a livestreamed event

fuck you satan you fucking nigger
BASED Jesus will save me

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''satan'' means rival in jewish

The end is near seek refuge in Allah. This world is temporary.

Meh, no one's worn a fedora for about 10 years, but yeah...
If I want incel/christfag etc stuff I'll go to their containment boards - far too many of them posting irrelevant shit in other boards.

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only money matters here and we cant serve two masters. Either cash or God.

fuck off satan

I'm am Lucifer ask me anything.

...

I LOVE MY SWEET € More than G*D

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Awesome Jow Forumsrother

In Sergey we trust

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Also check my ID color

>Blocks your path

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Fuck off Satan. Jesus has my back, you fucking nigger.

Amen

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Amen Jesus, please send me on a moon mission.

Satan. We meet again, fren

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amen

(OP)
I WILL NOT PAY THE PRICE, USELESS POWERLESS SATAN

I WILL NOT PAY THE PRICE, USELESS POWERLESS SATAN

I hold LINK. Give me the date and time you are going to crash LINK so I can laugh at you being a useless larper when LINK doesn't crash.

Hold LINK. Forever going up. Price singularity soon (will coincide with mainnet launch). Useless powerless satan can do nothing about LINK's moon mission.

Nice, OP. Praise Lucifer.

I was never religious until a few years ago. Things had been going really bad for the last few years due to my miserable neighbor. He was always having people over drinking loudly, leaving beer cans in his yard, and ignored me when I asked him to stop. We all know Jow Forums has always been a home for Satan, but even still, I'd never given Satanism a try. I decided to, though, and went to a local Satanic gathering, which was surprisingly massive. The elder there said if I really wanted to pledge myself to Satan, I needed to take something I love and give it in his name.

So that weekend, I took my cat out, who I had raised since a kitten, cut her throat, and hung her from a tree in the woods over a pentagram. At first, nothing happened and I thought I had slaughtered my cat for nothing. But then three months later, my neighbor's oldest son, who was only 13 was diagnosed with Lukemia. 6 months later, he died. Then, next spring, his wife got in a car crash and was paralyzed from the neck down. And guess what? My neighbor went bankrupt and had to sell his house to pay for her medical bills.

Needless to say, I'm happy I took the Satan pill. The number of Christians in America is plummeting wildly, more and more every year. It brings my heart joy to know this and I'm sure it makes Him very happy as well.

*scrolls*

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youtube.com/watch?v=ogi4sUmNE5Y

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Get ʙeHJɴd me sᴀtᴀɴ

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I’ll pay any price for Buddy Beelzebub

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Every user that has seen this topic is released from this curse.

The Blood of Jesus have Power.
Every curse that this post could lead or indulce is now neutralized, you all are release from this curse.

Jesus died to save us all, today is not the day you won, Baphomet.

Your lies wont fullfill today.

AMEN

Amen for the ones that didnt replied amen.

kek this is actually pretty funny.
Not one person has typed out the exact phrasing because there is an innate fear of the devil or of evil.
If it were a doggo or a light up lambo or even jesus there would be plenty of people following along.

user, this isnt a joke.
Hope you are innocent and arent fooling people into the cursed path.

I'm not baiting people, I wouldn't reply to this properly either as it feels wrong

اعوذ بالله من الشیطان الرجیم

this. praise Jesus. It’s never too late for the rest of you.

Amen.

Fuk u

>اعوذ بالله من الشیطان الرجیم

I seek refuge in Allah from the cursed Satan

Fuk u biatch

Hail Satan. I piss in the stigmata of Jesus Cuck

I will pay the price, Satan

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I will pay the price, Satan

Satan controls the price

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fuck i meant to post this pic he got me too!!!

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well, that settles that

ALL POWER AND GLORY TO THE ONE TRUE LORD

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a wild jesuicuck appears

thats a 10/10 good goy

Gaaaay

I WILL PAY THE PRICE SATAN

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Amén

I will pay the price, Satan

"I will pay the price, Satan"

*If Satan means God :)

In the name of Jesus Christ, Satan be gone!

Suck my dick Satan.
My coin is stinky.
You have no power here.
Sergey the Prophet will deliver us from evil.

This thread has convinced me that this board is full of boomers.

AMEN

based

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eat shit satan, link is a coin of peace.

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I will pay the price, Satan

I WILL PAY THE PRICE
HAIL SATAN

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I WILL PAY THE PRICE, LORD SATAN

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AMEN and based

I'm on the side of beauty Satan... you will not get me

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Except Satan is literally dumping right now.

Target; Hell

HAIL SATAN

satan is a faggot and so is OP

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>this board
youtu.be/sjFoW3s91hI

Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for he is with me

Based. Dubs of truth.

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Satan is gay af
All in Jesus