Hey Jow Forums, call me anything or ask me anything

I see you're learning quick

Can you like, fuck off already you disgusting hobo? What makes you think you can fire up your shitty flip-phone and just stink up this board with the smell of dirty feet and dried sweat? Your incessant begging is the dog-shit cherry on the vomit cake that is your presence here in Jow Forums, Favelanon; I honestly hope you slip on a rock and knock yourself into a fully conscious coma where you get to feel the HIV and festering hepatitis slowly destroy you from within.

Hue, have a good weekend fren.
I'm not asking for anything, retard.

Also, fixing some electronical shit, come back soon.

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My dude, can you fuck off?

You again? Good to see you back faggot.

Hide my post, continue your life.

oh ho, the scammer gets scammed. What a devilish twist of events.

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I dont know if he scammed me yet, lets see how this goes.

Also, I'm not a scammer.

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You made me laugh.

When are you sending my Brazilian gf i've ordered a couple weeks ago to Belgium?

At day 31 of February.

How is life going fren?

relaxed, trading a bit shitcoins like usual, low profit trades though, made 0.85ETH on 4 days. It's ok, but could be better

Better at green than at red.

See your average time investment on crypto.
If your gain is lower than the average gains of some other task invest your time into those tasks and just invest in known projects.

>If it works out I'll be able to make 5k/month remotely.
sorry bro, that alone sounds like a scam tailored to the poor and the desperate.
you should just round up the fuckable girls in the favela and become a sexcam pimp, or start shooting faux amateur favela porn for upper-middle class white audiences [these hot brazilian chicks are literally starving... starving for dick! FAVELAGIRLS]

yeah, it's mostly bots though. I think i told you once. So i just need to monitor if a trade hangs and fix it manually. So basically i can leave the computer and check it once a day, but i'm addicted to the charts

It's not a scam at all, its unusual but isnt scam..

I can't become sexcam pimp here, this will destroy all social life projects and white collar possible jobs.

As I said once If was to do this tier of things I would have started before, now I will stay on the "normal way".

You are probably obcessive compulsive like me, be carefull with that buddie, I remember, you already told me about it.

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Just go back and insist for a refund, say you can't afford it

I will wait more 5 days, its already sent, so I cant make he send me.
Its on his side now.

Haha, this is the actual way you create value. That's the trade: you create some kind of value for someone, and you get to capture a % of the value you created.

What is the one thing all rich autistic coders in the west want? loyal cute virgin wives.
What is the resource Brazil has in abundance?
Favelas
You could actually create a lot of value there by putting in the work to carefully train up girls who are willing to act like housewives (there are none left in the west - even chad can't get loyalty) This training process could take months.
Then, connect them with kind and hygienic beta male nerds who can't find a halfway decent mother for their children. That side of the equation would also require a lot of effort in vetting and then training the beta males as well, to ensure a long and prosperous marriage is created.
You'd have to align your own incentives properly as well - I recommend that you only take a recurring payments for every year that the marriage stays together. To give confidence to your beta-customers that you are not just dumping bag for a quick payday. Introduce carefully selected and trained compatible wives for 10 desperate nerds and you could be set for life off the recurring payments. I recommend a price point of 3K per year for 18 years. Enough to raise a few kids. easily affordable by nerds. Hell its less than one months rent.
This is my patent-pending WASS model:
Wives-as-a-service.
Want to invest?

Go break his body bone by bone until he pays you back, then kill him
Also just buy chainlink from now on

I think I already heard that story before...

Idk who he is bro..

Also, this would take decades if not even more..

Favela girls are usually 8 or 80

Or they are solid material or they are hustle thots that just see $$$

Gonna need to focus now

I don't understand why you had to pay some guy. You have the internet, you can learn whatever you want to.

did you pay over paypal or some other service from which you can get a refund?

Not this kind of thing, I tried, I'm even into some russian shady forums but I need a mentor on that subject.

No bro, crypto only, no way to get it back unless he want to send me.

what did you expect him to teach you? how to trade? or how crypto works? or ?

If the information is that hard to get then I assume the demand for it is also....lackluster. I'd suggest learning a language and teaching, maybe english is a good start for you. Math, science. It doesn't have to be at a school put up leaflets and do tutoring for kids if it isn't like children of men over there.

Its a niche thing, in another worlds is the hability to make bank drops completely remote and online, that way I can open offshore accounts and crypto accounts and use them to whatever I want.

My goal is to use them to create several business and sell that services to some people.

Isnt so hard, its a niche thing that will take me months to hit and miss until I reach it by myself...

I'm already doing some cash with a lot of things, this was my "jackpot", but no problem if he scam me out.

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hmm,,,, I'm not sure if you're keen but I was browsing .onions and there's things they call "green machines", from what I remember you pay $300 in crypto and they send you a loaded prepaid debit card with around 3k on it. Basically just money laundering. Now,,,,, whether that's trustworthy or a honeypot who knows. I'd suggest at least checking it out but I've never heard about anyone else trying it.

you wanted the mod of a carding forum to teach you to break the law and instead you got scammed. i hope you realize the irony.

such a scam.

please close this thread mods

Almost every offer like that is scam.
Nope, isnt this forum, also he isnt a mod of a carding forum. I just said I'm searching information even at russian forums, period.

Isnt illegal what he will teach me, its just bank knowledge on how to do it properly all remote/online.

I got your point anyway.

For $1k, I can teach you how to avoid scammers, user.

Hue, I read that and started laughing.

Idk what to think or do..

larp is getting more sophisticated day by day. have we almost receached the top? ho do i short biz?

Not even close. I'm just reading the comments and laughing and smiling, Idk why, this money I could had bought a fucking car or even a driver license.

Seriously, top kek

OP he did teach you something.

For the cost of 1.5k you learnt not to give people lump sums for 'lessons'.

Especially in a shithole like Brazil.

Anyskill you want to learn you can by volunteering for free. That's how I learnt how to use a coffee machine and a cash register by working for a single day at a cafe.

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Sounds like he did teach you a valuable lesson.

If this is the lesson I dont even know the dimension of it.
Being sincere, $1.5k would be enough to pay like 3-4 months of all expenses atleast, I just hustled, hustled and hustled and got it. I dont even know this real value.

I dont know what to think, or how to act, if was like $100 I would have some dimension, but I dont do for 1.5k.

I know he can just move, in fact I know this was risky and I could get scammed.

But sadly there is no volunteering on that subject neither learning by myself, atleast not in a fast rate.

Let's see how this end, I usually learn things on my own, tried to get a shortcut.

Hue

why didn't you respond to the user that addressed you in portuguese? can you not speak it?

He is not brazilian, he was calling me bad words.

Sim, eu posso responder em português , ele estava me xingando.

ah I see, thank yew

No problem, have a good weekend.

You done fucked you brazillian monkey!

>oh little baby he is talking come here to see: -gu gu da da

Invested my last $250 in something else, lets see how this goes.

So when you go broke are you gonna stop blog posting every week or what?

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Hey bro, pay me $1.5k and I will teach you how to make $ 5k per month remotely.

Spoiler : find 3-4 gullible idiots like you each month and charge them.

Did you send bitcoin? Get the money back. Getting scammed for that much money is just reckless retard shit. Can't believe I ever believed in you, favelanon.