Will give 10% of the takings for the first year to anyone that will invest.
I expect to take about £120,000 a year
Juan Wood
Going to make the same thread with a more eye-catching image
Brody Davis
how could you "run a business" and not know where to get a loan? this in itself makes no one want to help you; makes people think you're either A) stupid as fuck and not trust-able with money or info OR B) a pajeet scam
use ur fuckin noggin
Caleb Jones
It’s a complicated story. I once had an overdraft when I was 18 and blew it all and have never been able to access credit since.
Logan Clark
i just have a hard time believing that. are you still 18 or something lmao. there are 100% people willing to give you a loan you just don't want huge interest rates and/or your fingers chopped and knee caps shot because you wont pay it back in time.
Carter Jackson
>there are 100% people willing to give you a loan
Please show me where
Christopher Roberts
i'm not a britbong but look into private loans. they offer loans with high interest rates in lieu of bad credit and no co-signers. that said, most will ferociously harass you and anyone in your family if you dont pay.
Jose Adams
Ask on craigslist
Owen Murphy
Craigslist? That’s American people don’t use that here. Link?
Won’t work for me because it’s not an existing business
Andrew Cruz
don't banks overlook credit shit if you have a good business proposal?
Hudson Morris
HahahahahahahahahahAhahahaha
Justin Nguyen
Did you go to the bank and present your data/profits? If you're actually making money someone might help you out.
Carson James
I do not have data on profits. This was a cash in hand business mainly.
But obviously if someone invests I would be doing bookkeeping
Jordan Adams
also you should look into your laws. Most credit stuff goes away after a few years, i imagine in england or UK.
can you share anything else about your business? pictures? maybe an user will donate with some proof
Owen Anderson
The thing is I have no income right now and zero pounds.
I’m going to go in to London tomorrow and beg with a sign. Any suggestions for what to write on the sign? It’s a toss up between “Make it rain” and “finally getting laid, need money for condoms”
You think if I had something on the sign about needing 5 grand to start my business back up some rich person would invest?
Adam Phillips
You gotta be kidding me nigger. I bet your ancestors are very proud of you
Liam Johnson
I think you need to get your ass kicked. Go and work for couple of months instead of spamming here. Earn it by yourself faggot. I bet that your first business failed due to your laziness and nigger-tier money management. If you're not larping you should really rethink you life user.
You're not only lazy but dumb as well. Kindergarten child would doxx you with that
Mason Jackson
I’m past giving a shit right now. The business is defunct anyway. And if I was to start again I would be using a completely different website.
Joseph Long
this I already found your company. we only need proof that you work there. and perhaps a better proposal to Jow Forums anons
Luis Russell
does your business still get calls?
can't you start up again without money, just help easy stuff on the cheap?
perhaps some disclaimer that you are only doing light services only?
Matthew Adams
Well, I don’t work there right now. I passed the website and the page on to someone else.
As you can see we used to do a lot of film and TV work transporting lights and stuff. Very lucrative.
For commercials and rated TV air film work you can make easily £400 for just a pick up and drop off at the beginning and the end of the day. And then you’re free to do normal jobs in the intervening time.
My offer to Jow Forums is 10% of that sweet van cash takings for a whole year
Or alternatively £8000 back after 4 months
Dominic Lopez
>different website Do you even know shit about web-dev or SEO? You know how hard is to bump your portal with seo in city like london? You can ONLY use social media to get to your clients easily and cheap. Dude, seriously... I'd rather chop my dick off than trust you with money. Like... Seriously? You admit something like that and beg for money here? We've given you too much good advice already. The only way to make it here is to work for it by yourself. No way around, sorry
I know how to get customers that is easy. My SEO skills are pretty good, and I would advertise on gumtree maybe adwords. And yes people know me in east London and I would hit up some regular business customers and let them know I’m back in business and that they can stop being ripped off by Eastern Europeans now.
Dylan Fisher
Well hop to it dude. You are MILES ahead of any newbie. And put money away in savings next time.
Michael Garcia
Thanks for your advice. Yes my SEO is top notch and has only improved over time. Getting customers in London is a piece of piss. That is no issue I just need funds to get a van.
Luis Perez
>Or alternatively £8000 back after 4 months If I was a britfag I'd take you to a notary, lend you the money, watch you burn it and later sue the shit out of you to seize your porch. You make it or not, it's a win-win for me
Jayden Wood
You forgot the part where I need 5k for a van and stuff.
Making this thread has actually motivated me quite a bit. I’m going to go out and fundraise. As for a bit of wageslaving I’m also trying to do that too, but where I live right now with no transport is kind of not good.
Either way, this is happening wether bizraelis invest or not.
Michael Johnson
Dude I'm glad you're motivated. You motivated me too believe it or not. I think you can bounce back and make 10x this time. You don't need a loan. You can do this again!