What is a day in his life like?
What is a day in his life like?
I don't know but god what I would give to be alone with him for 15 minutes.
Why doesn't he use his billions to fix that eye of his?
>wakes up
>checks portfolio
>does a few business calls
>goes to sleep
>wakes up again
>has coffee
>has eggs
>takes a shower
>goes for a brisk jog
>takes another shower
>goes to the gym
>takes a third and final shower
>goes to the grocery store
>wakes up
>goes to sleep
>I wonder what the left side of my face is up to
That's his evil eye user
kek, this is me
hey jeff
I'd imagine he has delegated a lot to subordinates and spends a lot of his time signing off on things. Probably also a lot of his time making "appearances" so to speak. Basically the equivalent of Kim Jong Un checking out factories or Trump doing a rally. He just shakes some hands, smiles with people and then moves along.
You'd suck his cock wouldn't you? You little faggot...
What the fuck... who is this?
Kek
>work 16hr days for 30 years
>still work 10hr days as the "richest" goy in the world
>have to be a bitch for (((them))) and do as he is told
>desperately try to make it through each day without kys
>see your empire slowly erode away into irrelevance
>be in history books as a modern slave driver and ruiner of businesses and small nations
>see your idiot mutt children fail at life and ruin any legacy
>be so famous you can't hide your autism
must be great
Did he get my wife's son'd?
no they purchased the nip
Instant classic
>fixing the eye that sees all the business opportunities
>He spent hours making a gay graphics
somebody shop him with pic related
I'd give him a good sip
yes
>wake up whenever he wants
>someone brews green tea for him and makes him some breakfast
>spends the morning checking his email and doing CEO shit
>jacks off and spends the rest of his day playing Final Fantasy 14 (he mains a BLM, but also runs as PLD because dps wait times are fucking awful and all the money in the world won’t fix that)
>do some coke, fuck his female employees
between november 17 and july 18 his net worth increased by 50 billion. thats 200 million a day or 8 million per hour or 130'000 per minute. just imagine taking a shower and adding another million to your net worth
Reluctant Kneepad Girl?
it's all relative. taking a shower and gaining 0.001% of your networth wouldn't be a big deal. Anyone who adds 20% to their net worth in a day will be pretty happy.
Actual purpose. Can't say I've ever felt that.
wtf...we aren't that different after all
Spend billions on security have procedure everywhere sleep with target on your head
>wake up
>go into fully automated shower room
>go into fully automated dryer room
>go into fully automated breakfast room
>go into fully automated transportation room
>go into fully automated warehouse room
>go into fully automated wageslave observatory room
>check out those cages... nice
>go into fully automated pr and investor relations room
>go into fully automated transportation room
>finally take a shit at home
>life is good
>go into fully automated sleeping room
bezos wants to do something beyond himself. If he wanted to retire to a life of luxury he would have. Like most of the working rich he has a goal
hi leftypol!
realistically everyones pretty much the same, more wealth just allows you to upgrade certain aspects of your life
maybe we eat breakfast worth $5-10, he can eat breakfast for $50-100, but the day-to-day shit is the same, we all need to shower, eat, travel around, make phonecalls, write emails, exercise, spend time with friends/family, work on our projects/jobs/hobbies, etc.
thats also why the happiness you get from wealth is sort of "tiered", going from $5000 net worth to $1M net worth is a huge deal, makes you happy, but going from $10M net worth to $12M net worth wouldn't make you that much more happy, but going from $10M net worth to $150M net worth will make you a lot more happy, etc. its basically about how much your day-to-day life can be "upgraded" (and reduction of stress) that dictates how wealth improves happiness
Do you guys also shower a lot? I like to be clean. Are we weird for this?
>being public and rich with enemies and targets
>stress free
his marketcap is 146 billion... mostly shitcoin bags, not real money.
that's why he didn't fund some space agency 14 times bigger than NASA.
Makes sense. On the other hand, what's a day in pic related's life like?
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