What is a day in his life like?

What is a day in his life like?

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I don't know but god what I would give to be alone with him for 15 minutes.

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Why doesn't he use his billions to fix that eye of his?

>wakes up
>checks portfolio
>does a few business calls
>goes to sleep
>wakes up again
>has coffee
>has eggs
>takes a shower
>goes for a brisk jog
>takes another shower
>goes to the gym
>takes a third and final shower
>goes to the grocery store
>wakes up
>goes to sleep

>I wonder what the left side of my face is up to

That's his evil eye user

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kek, this is me

hey jeff

I'd imagine he has delegated a lot to subordinates and spends a lot of his time signing off on things. Probably also a lot of his time making "appearances" so to speak. Basically the equivalent of Kim Jong Un checking out factories or Trump doing a rally. He just shakes some hands, smiles with people and then moves along.

You'd suck his cock wouldn't you? You little faggot...

What the fuck... who is this?

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Kek

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>work 16hr days for 30 years
>still work 10hr days as the "richest" goy in the world
>have to be a bitch for (((them))) and do as he is told
>desperately try to make it through each day without kys
>see your empire slowly erode away into irrelevance
>be in history books as a modern slave driver and ruiner of businesses and small nations
>see your idiot mutt children fail at life and ruin any legacy
>be so famous you can't hide your autism

must be great

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Did he get my wife's son'd?

no they purchased the nip

Instant classic

>fixing the eye that sees all the business opportunities

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>He spent hours making a gay graphics

somebody shop him with pic related

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I'd give him a good sip

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yes

>wake up whenever he wants
>someone brews green tea for him and makes him some breakfast
>spends the morning checking his email and doing CEO shit
>jacks off and spends the rest of his day playing Final Fantasy 14 (he mains a BLM, but also runs as PLD because dps wait times are fucking awful and all the money in the world won’t fix that)
>do some coke, fuck his female employees

between november 17 and july 18 his net worth increased by 50 billion. thats 200 million a day or 8 million per hour or 130'000 per minute. just imagine taking a shower and adding another million to your net worth

Reluctant Kneepad Girl?

it's all relative. taking a shower and gaining 0.001% of your networth wouldn't be a big deal. Anyone who adds 20% to their net worth in a day will be pretty happy.

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Actual purpose. Can't say I've ever felt that.

wtf...we aren't that different after all

Spend billions on security have procedure everywhere sleep with target on your head

>wake up
>go into fully automated shower room
>go into fully automated dryer room
>go into fully automated breakfast room
>go into fully automated transportation room
>go into fully automated warehouse room
>go into fully automated wageslave observatory room
>check out those cages... nice
>go into fully automated pr and investor relations room
>go into fully automated transportation room
>finally take a shit at home
>life is good
>go into fully automated sleeping room

bezos wants to do something beyond himself. If he wanted to retire to a life of luxury he would have. Like most of the working rich he has a goal

hi leftypol!

realistically everyones pretty much the same, more wealth just allows you to upgrade certain aspects of your life

maybe we eat breakfast worth $5-10, he can eat breakfast for $50-100, but the day-to-day shit is the same, we all need to shower, eat, travel around, make phonecalls, write emails, exercise, spend time with friends/family, work on our projects/jobs/hobbies, etc.

thats also why the happiness you get from wealth is sort of "tiered", going from $5000 net worth to $1M net worth is a huge deal, makes you happy, but going from $10M net worth to $12M net worth wouldn't make you that much more happy, but going from $10M net worth to $150M net worth will make you a lot more happy, etc. its basically about how much your day-to-day life can be "upgraded" (and reduction of stress) that dictates how wealth improves happiness

Do you guys also shower a lot? I like to be clean. Are we weird for this?

>being public and rich with enemies and targets
>stress free

his marketcap is 146 billion... mostly shitcoin bags, not real money.
that's why he didn't fund some space agency 14 times bigger than NASA.

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Makes sense. On the other hand, what's a day in pic related's life like?

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