He's over 30

>he's over 30
>he can't explain what he does for living in one or two words
>still thinks he's going to make it

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Jow Forums moderator

Two words

Microsoft Excel

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mcdonalds and burger king attendent

im 34. im not joking. i have a felony

I can go for a mcdonalds right now but it's always stale at night

kneepad sales

I got my insurance license and I don't even work in insurance
it was an easy test and I give basic answers to people who ask me about work
explaining bitcoin is just too burdensome everyone has an opinion on it it just isn't chill and respectful like most interactions

What did you do?

>nothing

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>he can't explain what he does for a living in one or two words.
Those are usually the wealthiest people dumb fuck

Reported for impersonating mods

Money me

ebay seller

Jow Forums janitor

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stalking

Imaginary dollarydoos

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Suicide enthusiast

Professional cuckold

>does

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>tfw no bf to persue amateur porn actor career

I drive.

nigger stomper

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Sell medicines

What were you doing? Tell the whole story.

I'm a detective.

fuck the jannies

>i sell on ebay and amazon and go to community college, also over 30 and live at home
Usually after that sentence they figure out im a loser.

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JANNY ARE YOU OK?

breathing

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Cryptocurrency trading god

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professional shitposter

checkmate wagie

Neetbux

Degenerate

>"I got rich off Bitcoin and now I just invest :^)"

Plumber

Based and green pilled

Academia, i.e. trickster/nothing kek

based and redpilled

the truest test of having "made it"