>Join conference call
>Hello who just joined?
>Hi, its Karl from Business Transformation & Implementation Strategy
>Hi Karl, you're on the line with Deb & Frank from Digital Implementations & Apps, Joe from Digital Transformation, Todd from Midwest Regional Operations, an-
>*beep boop*
>Hello who just joined?
>...
>Hello did someone just join?
>-ah! Sorry, I had my phone on mute. This is Steve from Implementation Analytics, Enterprise Intelligence & Data Science Infrastructure Solutions
>Hi Steve, you're on the line with Karl from Business Transformation & Implementation Strategy, Deb & Frank from Digital Implementations & Apps, Joe fr-
>*beep boop*
>Hello? Who just joined?
Join conference call
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Michael Price
God, what the hell are all those job titles
Nathaniel Hall
Holy fuck I read it in their voices.
Xavier Morris
Corporate is such a fucking circle jerk jfc.
Jeremiah Ward
Lmao so on point
Christian Cruz
Jaxon Gomez
>Transformation & Implementation
Aka T&I
How fucking retarded would you be to say the whole job title?
Chase Long
This. This thread is too real I need to sit down fuck...
Lucas Rogers
fucking hell....this hits really close to home
Alexander Smith
A Boomer with a 2019 Ford F150 that is compensating for something.
Connor Roberts
This exchange is so familiar that one finds it ... calming
Joseph Martin
>*blump*
>How's on the line?
>Crickets
>Again, who just joined?
>Echo, "who just joined?"
>Loud screetch, dogs barking
>Sorry team, Dan here, director of global logistics supply Chain
>Logging in from home, got sick kiddos
Carter Hall
>tfw worked in an office as a data ANALyst for Aetna right out of high school thanks to connections
>tfw every morning we'd have a "huddle"
>"user, what are you working on today"
>user hello are you there?
>tfw fell asleep because the huddles were boring and pointless
>tfw fired after 3 years working there
David Price
*Ford Raptor
Gabriel Edwards
Fuck, thank god I left corporate and joined a smaller consulting company. More money, less bullshitting, more fun.
Kevin Nelson
> obviously can't see who's on the line.
> anytime moderator speaks
> hello? can you please mute. hello? hello? please mute the lines.
true story
Landon Flores
>>tfw every morning we'd have a "huddle"
Why do you Yanks put up with that humiliation? Or is it why so many of you go postal? Do you also sign off phone calls with "Blue, Stick, 20, 38, 99, 2 and a bit, HUP"?
Gabriel Flores
shit the jews literally invented, my dude
Caleb Lewis
The official name of my team is over twelve syllables long. My corporate email signature looks absolutely retarded.
This is even more accurate than the OP.
Blake Lewis
kek
Brayden Wilson
kek
You're just forgot the "Strategic Solutions Analyst"
Logan Baker
favorite kind thread on biz, looking forward to the next one
Bentley Wood
Thanks OP, I haven’t had a laugh like that in months.
Blake Edwards
As someone who has a real job I have to ask - what the fuck do any of these people do?
Caleb Walker