/smg/ - Stock Market General

Burg Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books: pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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here for index funds and guaranteed making it long term

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

and if you want a strong america and strong economy, vote republican today

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Ere's to Index funds dying and bringing your poofters down from your gayhorse

go half amd half nvda imo

Hambaga green day

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Tell me what service and app to use to trade from Europe without paying every transaction, fuck.

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just ready to rip higher tomorrow too once all the doomers wake up

freetrade

>buying normie shilled index funds
>not buying individual blue chips diversified by region and sector
>not pocketing a fat 3.5 percent dividend yield in the process

Need a safe short term investment (till the middle of next year's April). Any return (1%) is better than bank's any tips smgbros?

if its so easy then share with us a portfolio of 20-30 that will outperform the markets forever

An index fund will hold a known bad company until it's dropped by the underlying index.
So for example if Elon Musk died right now, Tesla shares would still be held by the indices until quarter end.

NOOOOOO MY PUTS STOP IT STOP IT
DRUUUUMMPPPFFFFFFFFF

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Buy F

>british pounds
>iPhone

Money market account at your local credit Union. Also Vanguard money market is at 2.09 last I checked.

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degiro might be your best bet but they'll (maybe) still have you pay commission, best/last bet I got to offer

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This. Leftist faggots can't into being free Americans.

Has any used or followed the predictions made by the EFA at longforcast.com ? I'm interested in trying to get a feel for their record.

Based divibro

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I voted republican for my divvies bro

>republican

yikes, in 2018?

>republican
yeesh.

rate my individual equities ordered by % of my portfolio they make up

AAPL
BA
JNJ

IBM - (i'm a redhat employee that told you guys to buy RHT stock before the acquisition and bought IBM real low after theirs tanked.

PNC
HMC
MMM
T
MU
GE - (purchasing today, trade hasnt gone through yet)

Red Wave today. Screencap this faggots

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can someone explain to me what happened to bdx today? it gapped down 5% and now is trading green

>efficient market

gotta be a meme right? otherwise it wouldn't have gapped down on earning that everyone was aware of and now is trading above pre-earnings levels. how does something like this even happen to a large stable company? makes me think the markets are just total horseshit honestly

nobody calls the markets fully efficient

and new data and information always comes in, this is why any prices move at all ever

>do fucking amazing on gas-£15000 profit
>decide to do commodities again, look for one in a dip that’s not too costly
>oil.jpg
>it could be risky but with risk comes reward
>go in
>it’s going down
>it doesn’t stop going down

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its mostly speculation with a few fundemental indicators i'm guessing. once you understand how options work, you realize how rigged(insider trading, market making) the markets are or how much of a gamble it is

>democrats take office
>We get a rough correction that lasts a few months
>republicans take office
>We continue in the bubble and set ourselves up for an actual depression post 2020 given trends for current stock prices versus actual company value

Either way something cool happens I guess.

You made me order a whopper, thanks!

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It'll go back up after the election. Just manipulation

Thank you for supporting America.

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oil always spikes before election day.

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wti 6156 down -2.44%, dax neutral / red as other europe. dow looking good. eurusd hanging on. 10 year yield going up again that's good for stacks

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Democrats winning the house is already priced in. Everyone expects it.

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup! (Election day edition!)

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having moo shu pork street tacos and rice today, one of my favorites! I'm up today, wonder how that'll change lol.

Remember to vote!

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Machine Learning and other technology is going to blast the stock market way higher.

stop thinking like a fucking retard and look at what is happening

If self-driving has any legs to it we are talking 2x value on the entire stock market as compared to before self driving.

This aint some joke.

wish I had a hambaga
got my voter sticker, cant wait for the Rally

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All green today. Feels real good. Real good. I may have a cheeseburger shortly.

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any of you ask the staff how it was going what's the concessus

voting staff that is

AMD event has AWS from amazon on stage

youtube.com/watch?v=XmciZH0FG-k

AMD/AWS on stage

AMD HOLY SHIT LADS

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chicken and rice. Being raped by MAR earnings today.

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Amazon > Google > Apple > Facebook = Netflix

All of FAANG is overvalued, but Amazon and Google are the least overvalued

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reminder posted this before the AWS/amazon pump

tuesday is a bolognese day

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I guarantee you have no experience with ML above an undergraduate level.

amd is currently doing some press conference
i hope you bought in last week
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I guarantee you're fucking retarded

more agreements with LCI

>ML
>blast the stock market
With which advancements in theory, exactly?

I don't get it, no real big news that isn't about some meme glasses, the CBO appointment and the integration today. Yet somehow this shitpick is going up. Unless I'm missing something.

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>we're got some thing really excited to announce
>going to revolutionise everything
>it's...
**phone rings**
>y-yes my master
>uh nothing, we have nothing to announce

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capital allocation changes

>literally announcing a 7nm node while jewtel is stuck delaying their 10nm because of antisemitic fabrication process

AMD going to $35 by end of year

if machine learning is ganna moon the entire market then what do we buy, bro

half or more of us will be out of jobs too because i assume most people here are in no skilled sub $20/hour jobs

Understand what ML is replacing
Understand what this changes in capital flows in the society

Stock market wins big.

AMD

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>t. 3.0 gpa undergrad business/finance/econ/cs major at mid tier state school

Reminder that two more states, Michigan and North Dakota, could legalize recreational weed sales in the election today. Missouri and Utah may go legal for medical.

At least I have BasedMD, Boeing and General Mills to hold up the portfolio

Lmao literally my portfolio

Democracy was a mistake

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so were you potato brain

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This.

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>tfw didn't buy the dip in October.

God fucking dammit.

It was so convincing.

Keking hard at bottom shorters

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>year of God Emperor Trump 2018
>voting for filthy socialists

ISHYGDDT

Based NWL!
VZ had a big announcement today
T debt has almost reached junk status
>mfw I share a board with statists
Ugh

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THANK YOU BASED LUNCHBRO

so far so good, KO still kicking butt for me, hopefully I bought the AAPL bottom yesterday, and just have an energy bar and some almonds for lunch. trying to lose some beer weight I gained over the weekend.

The stock market is already winning big from abuse of old statistical theories and methods dating back to the 50s with current technology. Neural nets, regressions, classifications, etc. arent new at all. All of that stuff that seems new to you has been baked in for years at this point. There is no 'going up from advancements in ML' at this point unless we see people develop an interest in moving the field itself instead of simply rehashing the known ideas. Also what we are actually tracking at this point is expected improvements in processor speeds and their ability to exploit ideas we already know in ML.

don't forget the economic impact 5G is going to have. literal basement/garage businesses will go full billion dollar companies

Lol. Where are the dummies who shorted the bottom? Don't be shy!

What 5G companies have you put some money into? The Chinkshit one?

Indeed.

going down tomorrow after election results, buddy

>voting for the party that wastes America blood in sandy shitholes for Israel and drives the country further into debt and won't legalize weed lmao is a good thing
REEEEEE WHY ARE BOTH OF THEM SO BAD

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you DID buy the dip, right?

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T, VZ and NOK. Thinking about CCI too, but i think I'm overweight in the telecom sector right now.

I think the bigger impact will be on those using 5G to advance developments instead of just 5G itself, though i think all 3 companies above will have a healthy jump in profits due to 5G

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Everything you said is mostly correct and within my predictions. There is a bit of innovation going on within ML though in terms of optimizations and some slight architecture changes.

Still a small changeover in Alphago for example in RNN and a simpler 2 headed approach let it teach itself and beat the previous version easily.

It's very hard to not be bullish when most predictions have been beaten in the field by in some cases 20-100 years. Waymo could easily succeed and be in 5-10 states by 2020.

u.s. debt is in dollars, its not real.

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ERIC are signed up with fujistu to roll out 5G to Japan

(its equity)

they're a good company, they just don't meet my divvy qualifications for investing in individual stocks.

i was going to say something similar

am new.
is a broker a person or a wbsite

>comfy is a no steppy on snak

Dont worry comfer, Ill make sure your pole is bamboo

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>when the green hits

I, uhm. I bought before the dip at 27.

At least it's going back up...

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holy heckies voting judges have alot of power @_@
mine yelled at me for having phone and made me shut off

there was guy who didnt put away phone and she had cops come drag him out @_@ jesse chris
anyways feels good trying vote Cruz out

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Actually I'm a radical centrist, so everyone is stupid except for me

>Didn't vote NatSoc