/smg/ - Stock Market General

midweek wagie edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
>pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
>pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
>thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
>investopedia.com/
>khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
>tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
>pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
>biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
>earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
>biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
>stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
>investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
>pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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In on BABA recovery

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Where are all the CRMD pump & dumpers that were on here a couple weeks back?

bobo dead till late 2019

feelsbadman

SQ already flirting with the $80 line. Let's see if earnings will push it well above that this evening.

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BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

First for bull markets back on the menu now that Republicans got the Senate.
Dems will fuck up again in 2020 and this things going all the way through 2024.

Reccomend me some call options to buy.

this is going to be the longest expansion, i hate it

bears and their 4 figure accounts BTFO

>build defensive memefolio early september
>be at +4% when S&P is at -3% on same period
>warrenbuffet.jpg

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t-textiles b-tfo.... market to follow

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so nobody links the new thread anymore? this place is really going down hill..

>puts getting crushed

I guess it's time to go hibernate.

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admire someone being bear right now

although it's probably cuz retarded and not because belief

MARA

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King bobo is dead. Long live the king.

Hello friends, I think about buying a huge load of Dialog Semiconductor shares.
There seems to be a breakout soon, up to ~37€ (~54%). What's your opinion?
tradingview.com/symbols/XETR-DLG/

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

wall street likes their election predictions to come true edition

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Is it bad that I want to fuck the shit out of RKG on a pile of hundred dollar bills while choking the life out of her?

whoops wrong picture

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AMD
NVDA

god bless semis

yes. because its not a girl

I know.

ZeroHedge is talking about the next financial crisis. Instead of an imminent one. Bullish signal.

guys, seriously, did baggie unironically make it? is he plowing pasta pussy right now? these are the things we need to know

Have had a 15% rise on my meager account in 2 weeks, so now it's back where it was before the sell-off (mostly uranium miners, also Gazprom, Nutrien and Palatin Technologies)

>he didn't buy the AMD dip

Bought NBL last week, PRAISE KEK

MTCH

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FAANG GAANG

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we get a $2 special dividend. and lose $10 a share in value. fuck.

SPX will pull back soon right
Please

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I bought in september (RIP), do I get the dividend? Do I buy more down here?

nvda is so insanely choppy right now

212-214.5 over and over.

I'm assuming you get it as long as you were holding it yesterday. Look back in april when FB said they were getting into dating app market. It tanked and then came right back up. I see it as a buying opportunity here. They own almost every dating site and everyone uses them now. How many zoomers know how to ask a girl out IRL and not online?

HOLY SHIT is this what they mean when they talk about the disastrous results of "missing the best days in the market" ???

>Not buying dipped oil stocks
Not gonna make it

SUFFER

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If you mean you didn't buy the dip, then yes. Or worse, you sold the dip. Or shorted the bottom of it.

how much do you need to put in an ETF minimum or is there no minimum apart from the price of 1 unit?

1 share min on ETF. If you use DRIP it will buy fractions for you.

YOU TOLD ME THE FIRST ONE WAS FREE REEEEEE

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how to kms?

sqqq calls killed me. thanks bad orange man

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so i can buy 1 piece of every ETF for the lulz? nice , the only thing thats sad about it is the transaction costs though.

>1 share min on ETF. If you use DRIP it will buy fractions for you.
You can buy fractions of shares normally with M1 Finance. It also does a DRIP automatically IIRC.

It's not meant for day trading though, and there is a delay between purchasing and when it actually enters or leaves your portfolio.

>just short the bottom bro

>betting against a deadlock congress

not even death will solve your problem

bow down to your master Bearscum

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Yea. I'd reccomend something with no transactions fees. I use etrade and theres tons of mutual funds that offer it with no min $. So you could put $10 a week into if you wanted with no fees. Or for etfs VTI is no fee. So you could buy one share on a regular schedule.

MSFT is making me so hard right now

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What the fuck are you guys doing and how do I stay away?

Options

I’m long as fuck but shorting snap was supposed to be a fucking money machine
I’ll hold them to worthless expiry at this rate

is there a chance of recovery? im down 60%. all it would take is a couple 50% increases by the 16th. bobo pls respond

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Oh my fucking God boys I'm an astronaut and I'm on the fucking moon.


Otm calls on twilio

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ty based AAL for carrying my shit portfolio

gratz, make sure to cut your risk down proportional to gain.

Did you take your profits yet?

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ha ha ok guys good joke. it's gonna stop going up right?

Yes! Fucking rest of biz btfo. Crypto zoomers on suicide watch.

Nothing personnel

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please how do you dial an international number

>tfw you AMD bags turn into profits

Dial the countries area code before the rest of the number

I'm investing in eggs
Putting 10 crates in the freezer now more later today. Price is going up soon

>MSFT

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SELL NOW AND TAKE GAINS HOMIE

No need. I call you.

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Yes, he bought the dip.

He definetly should, or at least put a stop loss

>it's gonna stop going up right?

No. Never.

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SPX 2800 end of day

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This is literally all going into Chainlink swear on my life.

>that feel when you make money longing

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NVDA finally cracked 216

I literaly just failed to add 5+2, deposited 5k and 2k last week just phoned my broker demanding to know why I don't have 8k in my account. I won't be surprised if they close my account for being too much of a fucking retard.

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quick give me a pick to buy right now.

its not like GE can go any lower, right guys?

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my put options are almost in the money. too bad i also bought longs at 14.5.

What fueled your moon mission?

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are montly yield etf any good, (superdividend) I have this dream of getting a daily burger in dividents one day so i can make it. are these sort of ETFS the way? or are heavy aristocrat stocks better?

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was there ever really any doubt
55 2019

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Friendly reminder the stock market has gained in the year after every midterm election since 1954

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Does any of you nerds use modern portfolio theory/sharpe ratio maximization when buying stocks?

>smg
>legitimate strategies
Pick one

Just Buy VOO if you want reliable dividends fren.

I have a reit and a cef that pay monthly. They are ok.

Good day so far with ODP and GBR hopefully LCI can pull through the next week or two

how is putting sharpie in pooper gonna help ya the stock market ?_?

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How jewed am I going to get on my MDXG puts? Never tried to buy/sell a delisted stock before.

At least my SPY calls look like they'll be alright. Bought a straddle going into the election because they seemed way too cheap.

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Why wouldn't that be legitimate?

Can anyone give me some good etfs with dividends?
I heard about VYM is that the best to invest in?
I have 1.5k

Fuck that, I'll put all my money out of money options like that other user

just buy the dip faggot you're not smarter than anyone

$DIV / $SDIV