ASSBLASTERSARY !!!

Assblaster made his first appearance exactly 365 days ago !!! To celebrate his attention seeking for us, autistic neets of Jow Forums, The International Federation of Film Critics Forum, i have put together his posts so we can remember his majestic larps and get comfy for another year of CHAINLINK blessings and gains.Thank you for your service Assblaster !

KEK, BLESS YOUR DIGITS, BLESS LARPS, BLESS INSIDERS, BLESS LINK MARINES, FORGIVE FUDDERS, FUCK NOLINKERS, AND BLESS OUR PATH TOWARDS THE SINGULARITY ! BECAUSE WE WILL MAKE IT !!

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>ASSBLASTER FIRST POST - 11/08/17
yuki.la/biz/4246712

>ASSBLASTER 2 - 12/06/17
yuki.la/biz/4801212

>ASSBLASTER 3 - 12/10/17
yuki.la/biz/4940260

>ASSBLASTER 4 - 12/13/17
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>ASSBLASTER 5 - 01/06/18
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>ASSBLASTER 6 - 01/12/18
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>ASSBLASTER 7 - 01/17/18
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>ASSBLASTER 8 - 02/12/18
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>ASSBLASTER 9 - 02/17/18
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Bless ab

God bless ass blaster, the original link prophet

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Toasting in ebic bred

Toasting

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Hello LINKMARINES

This may be a kind of a weird post here, but I think that if anyone can help me, it is you guys.

I am an entomologist, and I need a reliable way to make beetle cards, just like the one pictured here. These cards are used to mount really small specimens, and are used in three sizes, ranging from 5x9mm to 10x20mm.

I thought about using punches or paper cutting dies, but they can't be made with these little round corners. My currently idea is to cut it with a guillotine, but I have not found a way to round these corners (radius of around 0.5mm).

Can you guys help me?

Thank you very much, and sorry for ibeing kinda off-topic.

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Wanna post in this soon to be 300+ thread.

Oh how far we have come

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>getting comfy feels in this thread

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Test frens

does anyone have the ass signal? bother the link cube version and the ass version?

Test playa !

Toasting in epic bread

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Close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are having
Take long, slow, deep breathes and put all your focus and attention onto your breathing
iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut

good. Do this for a few minutes, then -
VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your LINK investment
ANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealth
IMAGINE as though it is all happening now in the present moment, for the present moment is all that truly exists
MOST IMPORTANTLY
FEEL the way you will FEEL when that moment comes and you make it!
FEELING THE EMOTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST VISUALIZING THE IMAGES!

Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)
I AM RICH
I AM WEALTHY
I AM A MILLIONAIRE
LINK HAS GIVEN ME INFINITE ABUNDANCE
It's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and LINK being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep.

WHEN WE DO THIS COLLECTIVELY MY LINK BROTHERS, THE UNIVERSE WILL SEE TO IT THAT CERTAIN EVENTS, PEOPLE AND CIRCUMSTANCES WILL ALIGN AND BE ATTRACTED TO US - THAT WILL ALLOW OUR DESIRE TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY!
I love you all

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The memories, the feelings

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You are a MANIAC!

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so, user, how did you acquire such a fortune?
I was browsing a mongolian basket weaving forum and....

Assblaster, may he rest in peace.

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I should be celebrating. Why am I so sad?

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WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

Does anyone know who is? any clues?

1000 Suicides eoy

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What happened to him? Where did he go? What if he is Kevin Murcko?

can't believe Linkies still suck this larpers dick after he dumped on everyone and disappeared

What de fug?

Cant read assmaster's posts

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Based AB

We’ve come far fren, hope you are doing well.

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same issue

DONT PRESS THAT LINK ALL MY LINKIES ARE GONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this one?

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and this

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Best meme fren, praise AB

I remember buying 5k of link just because of that first thread. Then after the second, I bought 3k more. Reached 10k after the third thread. Since Then, I've just been accumulating. Im up to 27k and im addicted to buying link.

We are all AB

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yes thank you user

I started browsing biz in January and never really looked into LINK since there weren't as many threads about it back then. It was more about different shitcoins that were mooning. Then in February when shit hit the fan I started seeing more Chainlink threads. Didn't actually see AB, but I saw a lot of screenshots of AB's posts/replies. It really opened my mind about Chainlink and smart contracts in general.

Thank you AB

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>or perhaps don't care about (who would believe Jow Forums)

Go find it on warosu with the post number then

Assblaster was the best part of this board, dude absolutely was connected and some dickheads on here messed up our access to info. Hope you jerkoffs responsible for that end up poor, you deserve it. As for AB, miss you bro, hope you return some day soon.

Ah yes, doxxing some random guy drove him away and not the fact that he unloaded his bags at an ath

I know, right?

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>4246712
are u a god?

dude... SO ARE YOU
you are in every fucking thread saying the exact same shit

"the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result"

rip buttripper

we are all AB, he said so himself

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Thank you Assblaster for showing me the light

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i don’t think Jow Forums talks about digital ASSet BLythe mASTERs enough. i got unironic chills the first time i saw it.

Thanks guys. Big news coming within the next 3 weeks.

Looks like you autists crashed yuki.la. Well done

user delivered
>Super comfy

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Bump

Is this assblaster real trip code?

Nope

>I would be extremely surprised if the price is below $3 in May 2018.

>I would be extremely surprised if the price is below $3 in May 2018.

>I would be extremely surprised if the price is below $3 in May 2018.

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I fucking hate you faggots give me my money back

Chain link is a scam

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Is this really all of them?

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I was here

I would be very surprised, if nothings happen in 3 months and we don't reach to $3333!

welp. that's another year in which i did nothing with my life

Nice try but technically he never said 2018.

Go to a printing shop, order them precut on bulk. Done.