/smg/ - Stock Market General

IGC edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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first for lunchbro for lunch

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second for rkg for dinner

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>this red shit

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how do I undo a sale?

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>Ctrl+z
don't let (((them))) know I told you

Red day

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why the videos about options was removed from op?

email your broker and ask for a refund

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Why wouldn't someone use robinhood?

they sell your data to bogs who will fade your trades

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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there is no real reason
the only reason people can give is that they sell order flow to high frequency traders, which the other brokers also do anyways

any minuscule loss that may cause is far outweighed by the money you'll save in commissions

every broker does this

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>mfw is green today t-too
how many day for stock market recession again

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>NYSE the board

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we're going to fatten you up by forcefeeding you ketchup and relish first so that we can make foie gras out of your liver

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Unf, that big green dildo at the end. Market confidence.

the OP pic is so based, was the poster having a seizure or something during typing it out?

I still don't think killing anime grils is a good thing
Creating a rape harem is much better

DOW greenday

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m up .03% (four dollars), despite fucking up my long. We need to get rkg a kids meal stat, the idea of her flying to Minnesota to ambush lunchbro is distressing.

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More like market manipulation. Dump early to make it seem like there was a bad reaction to the fed news, retail sells, buy in cheaper at close.

>TTD

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I'm up .29% today. SPYD down and UDOW up

Let's gooooo ATVI

Green as FUCK today thanks to LCI.

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papa bog could I have some greenies please

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you told me BABA is going to rip apart the bear, y-you lied to me

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>Hit estimate
>Drop like a rock anyway

Just going to hold. Who's going to do better? EA? What a joke. Analysts are the scum of the earth.

go disney go!

>he trades Fed days
lmao at ur life

-.04%

Buy tpb, kors and mtch

>bought $66 SBUX puts and lost $900
>have $180 left

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Uncle Powell set you boys straight...
The rate hikes will continue until there is a great depression...

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MOMMMY!!!!!

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Fellow ATVI bagholder here
At least I sold a covered call just before the ER
Guess I can keep most of the premium

This is a good meme
Also Kipplinger (for what their opinion is worth) predicts rate hikes will continue until the end of Q2 2019

They missed on forecast.

I don't day trade, but I made my first ever stock purchase a couple months ago whenever it was that Elon took a hit of the blunt, and made a comfy 20% from TSLA bouncing back. Will buy back if/when it dips below $300.

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Animeposting and tripfags, could smg be any worse. +1 for eternal bear, nasdaq golden bulls KYS.

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-1% day
up on banks, down on techs

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-£120
I dumped some of my original bad buys and now I hodl

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Is there a minimum to how much stock I can buy? Like can I buy 1 stock worth $20?

What does that even mean? They lack their own personal Oracle of Delphi? Sure. Whatever. How dare they lack omniscience.

yes

mwahahah lunchbro was delicious
all of those nice lunches he has had made his meat taste excellent, it really am true you are what you eat

he not have any of the curry aftertaste you get with pajeets or onions with Chinese

ketchup and relish would just make me taste like cheap ballpark hotdog @_@

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Pretty much. In other words: fake ass meme dip.

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>buy Coca Cola puts
>immediately goes up a dollar
>buy twitter calls
>immediately goes down a dollar

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It means the future growth analysts expected was higher than the future growth Activision predicts.

dow closing green is hilarious,this fucking market WEW LADS

I refer you to: "Analysts are the scum of the earth."

lol Monster fighting "the big multi-national companies who dominate the beverage business".

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there are a lot of different ways we could go about killing and eating you, roasting you alive on a spit isn't the only option, though it would likely be the most satisfying

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why would you draw this

why would you post this

ATVI cheapies

>expecting coca-cola to go down
>expecting twitter to go up

This is too far...

MODS!!!!!

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>that fucking dip

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the only gore on /smg/ is my account ballance

Thoughts on APRN?

>investing in ATVI
>investing in the dessicated corpses of CoD and WoW

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I can fap to this

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Why would anyone invest in onions like ATVI, nintendo or EA

shitty gimmick company for people who don't know how to cook and are also willing to pay ridiculous amounts of money for meal kits
I don't see them being around for long, I think there's almost a 100% chance they'll be bankrupt within a decade

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ATVI is gonna skyrocket again in a couple weeks. They're just down because of the diablo mobile fiasco. They'll probably announce call of duty or destiny 3 and gain all their money back.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

3rd for Dividends for Dessert

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I replaced the s&p with the dow chart for maximum effect.

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Invest in solid and sound companies on which our fren Big5Guy has done world class research

Like LCI

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Is there a certain term for this kind of art? Asking for a friend.

Well, that was disappointing.

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guro is umbrella term for anime gore porn

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This meme format is gold.
You are a good artist user

Thx senpai

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is the umbrella term*

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They have King which makes like 1/3 of all their revenue and it's all mobile shit. Now Blizzard is getting into mobile and have announced plans to have more mobile games featuring other franchises.
It has also dropped over 25% since the beginning of october which seems excessive.

I'M NOT FAT STOP THIS

It doesn't matter in memecrafting m8

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Squishy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEE

In other news, has it snowed where you are? I really need it to snow so I can go cross country skiing >:(

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I am an europoor
Only cucks, niggers and mudslimes here

from marketwatch.com/story/activision-stock-falls-8-after-earnings-miss-2018-11-08?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo
>ATVI shares were trading for less than $58 in extended trading after the report was released.
on tradingview i still see 62.
someone please explain how this kikery works.

Do you happen to live in Iceland? I'm taking a vacation there this August with my frens

california doesnt snow
even the mountains get little snow and need to be dynamited

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No sorry
I heard icelandic people have a special dish made of fermented shark
You guys should try it

Looks to be in order.

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Where is the user who shorted a strangle ?
Are your put in the money ?

>tfw live in uk
>tfw no snow to ski
>tfw no sun to be warm by
>tfw just rain, every hour, every day

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rip sad!
gross no!
rip very sad :((

OH NO NO going to kids games markets not convincing for investors

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So are you only staying in Iceland ? or will you visit some other places ?

Looks like October is not over and we've only just begun getting justed...

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>Disney+
>Netflix catalog growing smaller year after year - no more Disney, fox, or Time Warner content
>have to deal with NN repeal and ISPs increasing charges on them
>still have to fund Netflix originals
Those FAANG bags are about to get heavy next year. Netflix is going to be operating at loss levels never seen before once soccer moms start axing the subscription and moving to Disney+

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yea now i'm watching on marketwatch for after hour data.
why is this allowed?
i mean a bunch of kikes meet after the market is closed and move a stock 11% is considered normal?

Netflix announced adding several more original Animes
All soccer moms sons will become Neet by next year. Buy Netflix

No circuit breakers after hours...

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>investing in a company that makes things for NEETs

Yes but i'm in leafland. Bunch of snow earlier this week.